Your Face Will Freeze That Way!

Your Face Will Freeze That Way!
Author: Tristram Hoosier
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 148
Release: 2005
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0595343570

"A collection of comedic short stories told in the first person from the perspective of a 7th grade student"--Website.

The Boy Whose Face Froze Like That

The Boy Whose Face Froze Like That
Author: Lynn Plourde
Publisher: Running Press Kids
Total Pages: 35
Release: 2020-03-10
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 076249350X

"Stop it! Your face will freeze like that!" Wendell is a good kid-he wouldn't make faces if his parents told him not to, even if all his friends were making faces. But what harm would it do to make a funny face in the mirror if no one could see him? A lot of harm! Unlucky Wendell becomes the first kid in history whose face freezes in place! Wendell, his parents, and his dog try everything to unfreeze his face, but nothing works. Will Wendell ever get his face unfrozen? And what will his family think of him if his face is stuck like that forever? Find out in this charming, silly, and ultimately heartfelt story by dynamic duo Lynn Plourde and Russ Cox.

Chapin’s World

Chapin’s World
Author: J. G. Chapin
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 268
Release: 2022-08-03
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1669840395

While the use of humor has declined, the need for it has increased. Since medical studies confirmed that laughter boosted the body’s endorphins, natural painkillers, and reduced stress, the humor found in Chapin’s World could be a lifesaver. The ‘master of Personal disaster’ is back, with his reluctant family, and ‘less-than role model’ friends, to make you laugh out loud. In his latest attempt of Chapin’s World, fabrications ran the gamut of outlining his family orientation, to the author’s inept deer hunt with his cousin. Chapin also did a little tinkering in his tin shed, suffered more than normal light-headedness on Pike’s Peak, and, as usual, received an ill-advised consultation from his beatnik acquaintance, Guru Clyde. The reader is taken from babysitting mishaps with a grandchild, a struggle through the author’s military training, to the recollection of a knock-down-drag-out with his children’s pets. Be the first and, most likely, the only, one on your block to own Chapin’s World: Go Stand in the Corner.

Pretty Little Liars #3: Perfect

Pretty Little Liars #3: Perfect
Author: Sara Shepard
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 340
Release: 2009-10-06
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0061975583

The #1 New York Times bestselling series that inspired the hit ABC Family TV show Pretty Little Liars and the upcoming HBO spin-off series Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin! In Rosewood, Pennsylvania, four perfect-looking girls aren’t nearly as perfect as they seem. Aria can’t resist her forbidden ex. Hanna is on the verge of losing her BFF. Emily is freaking out over a simple kiss. And Spencer can’t keep her hands off anything that belongs to her sister. Lucky me. I know these pretty little liars better than they know themselves. But it’s hard keeping all of their secrets to myself. They better do as I say . . . or else. Perfect for fans of One of Us is Lying, The Cousins, and A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder, this third book in Sara Shepard’s #1 New York Times bestselling Pretty Little Liars series brings new twists to the thrilling and magnetically compelling world of Pretty Little Liars, where everyone’s got something to hide, and no secret stays buried for long.

Souls of the Reaper

Souls of the Reaper
Author: Markie Madden
Publisher: Metamorph Publishing
Total Pages: 307
Release: 2016-02-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1516923367

A rogue Reaper is on the loose in Dallas. Su Xiong is a sociopath with no care for human life. He steals souls whose time is not yet up in order to become a more powerful Immortal. While he’s on the prowl to gain power, his soulless victims roam the streets without morals, without inhibitions, without any code of conduct. Crime rises tenfold: petty wrongdoing, road rage, prostitution, drugs, and drinking. But for each soul he keeps, his own mental stability begins to degrade, a fact that Xiong is dangerously blind to. Can Lacey and Colton, along with Drs. Dilorenzo and Matthews, find him, and stop him, before the insanity inside spoils the souls he holds within?

Wanting You

Wanting You
Author: Nan Ryan
Publisher: Diversion Books
Total Pages: 347
Release: 2015-03-29
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1626817405

“Nan Ryan knows how to heat up the pages” in this western romance novel about a long-lost woman and the man who could love her—or destroy her (RT Book Reviews). Anna Regent Wright, the heiress to the Regent ranch, has finally come home. With no memory of her life before Apaches abducted her as a child, she has suddenly been given a name and a past, and thrust into a new world that holds a future beyond her wildest dreams. But not everyone is happy for her return. Charming hell-raiser Brit Caruth is positive that Anna is an imposter, and he’s determined to prove it before Anna inherits the fortune that was supposed to be his. But his attraction to the beautiful stranger is undeniable, and as his love blooms, his resentment fades. But when the truth finally does come out, whose future will it put in jeopardy? And will the blooming love between Anna and Brit survive the revelation?

From Ashes to Honor

From Ashes to Honor
Author: Loree Lough
Publisher: Abingdon Press
Total Pages: 348
Release: 2011
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 142670769X

When former police officer, Austin Finley, and his counselor, Mercy Samara, cross paths years after their time as doctor and patient their common memories may finally bring them closer.

Rouge

Rouge
Author: Mona Awad
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 366
Release: 2023-09-14
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1398504955

From the critically acclaimed author of Bunny comes a horror-tinted, gothic fairy tale about a lonely dress shop clerk whose mother’s unexpected death sends her down a treacherous path in pursuit of youth and beauty. Can she escape her mother’s fate and find a connection that is more than skin deep? A Most Anticipated Book of 2023 in The Guardian,Bustle, The Millions, LitHub, TOR, Good Housekeeping, Our Culture Mag, and more! '[A] biting satire on the beauty industry' The Guardian 'Awad is a genius, preternaturally gifted at creating vicious, hilarious tales about the depravity inside us.' Vulture "A brilliant, biting critique of western beauty standards as well as a soaring, phantasmagoric, Angela Carter-esque fairy tale about trauma and the loss of self. Rouge is deeply unsettling, funny, obsessive, and unlike anything I've read. A truly mesmerizing read." Paul Tremblay, author of The Cabin at the End of the World For as long as she can remember, Belle has been insidiously obsessed with her skin and skincare videos. When her estranged mother Noelle mysteriously dies, Belle finds herself back in Southern California, dealing with her mother’s considerable debts and grappling with lingering questions about her death. The stakes escalate when a strange woman in red appears at the funeral, offering a tantalizing clue about her mother’s demise, followed by a cryptic video about a transformative spa experience. With the help of a pair of red shoes, Belle is lured into the barbed embrace of La Maison de Méduse, the same lavish, culty spa to which her mother was devoted. There, Belle discovers the frightening secret behind her (and her mother’s) obsession with the mirror—and the great shimmering depths (and demons) that lurk on the other side of the glass. Snow White meets Eyes Wide Shut in this surreal descent into the dark side of beauty, envy, grief, and the complicated love between mothers and daughters. With black humor and seductive horror, ROUGE explores the cult-like nature of the beauty industry—as well as the danger of internalizing its pitiless gaze. Brimming with California sunshine and blood-red rose petals, ROUGE holds up a warped mirror to our relationship with mortality, our collective fixation with the surface, and the wondrous, deep longing that might lie beneath. "Rouge is a fever dream—a brilliant, intense, unforgettable horror story about a beauty cult with a deeply moving mother-daughter story at its core. Mona Awad’s signature and singular imagination and black humor and empathy are on full display here, and her wild-ride of a tale is masterfully grounded in the emotional devastation of childhood and grief. I loved every word of this." Laura Zigman, author of Small World "There is nobody else like Mona Awad, daring enough to plunge her hands—rings and all—into the viscera of story and discover an unsettling beauty within. ROUGE is her most magnetic work yet, a thrilling dystopian romp that knows that beneath the glossy, aspirational veneer of self-care lurks the same old gothic abyss." Alexandra Kleeman, author of Something New Under the Sun "Unsettling, whimsical, and moving, Rouge is an authentic, innovative kind of narrative magic that's both surreal and absolute. A striking novel of incandescence and heart." Iain Reid, author of I'm Thinking of Ending Things “Awad’s latest is a dreamy (or perhaps nightmarish) gothic fairy tale about a mother, a daughter, and their shared obsession with their own beauty. Like all of Awad’s novels, it reels you in, shakes your brain until you’re not sure what you’re seeing, and then floats off cackling on a cloud of smoke. Metaphorically, that is. I’d forgive you for not being sure.” Lit Hub (Most Anticipated Books of 2023) "Mona Awad, I will read everything you ever write. She is a writer of unbelievable talent." Tor.com “[A] hypnotic tour de force… Awad approaches the increasingly well-trod ground of sinister wellness gurus with aplomb, creating an atmosphere of creeping discomfort and surreality right from the start. This is the stuff of fairy tales—red shoes, ballrooms, mirrors, and thorns but also sincerity, poignancy, and terror.” Kirkus (Starred Review) “[A] delightfully twisted fairy tale… The author’s acerbic wit radiates in this excoriating story of beauty’s ugly side.” Publisher's Weekly

The Atlas Collection (Books 1-5)

The Atlas Collection (Books 1-5)
Author: Sappharia Mayer
Publisher: Eidyllio Publishing
Total Pages: 1191
Release: 2021-06-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1648930492

Dare to indulge in the forbidden at the Empyrean Club. Welcome to the Empyrean Club, where masks hide more than just faces. Atlas Devereaux is a woman with two lives, in Mask Me. By day, she's a successful writer and PR executive. By night, she's the owner of a luxurious club, where she explores her deepest desires. But when a stranger steals a kiss through her mask at a gala, Atlas risks exposure of her secret life. She soon finds herself navigating a dangerous tightrope as she tries to balance both worlds. In Master Me, Dr. Jillian Hart is a skilled counselor who struggles to keep her own love life sizzling. When she meets CEO Ian Breckenridge, a chivalrous club security guard, she's hesitant to explore her submissive desires. Ian craves to dominate but finds himself ill-matched for the whip-smart woman he's saved from unwanted attention. Together, they navigate the dangerous waters of submission and domination. In Reveal Me, Atlas Devereaux is on the run from a scorned obsessive capable of heinous acts. Strapped for cash, she's forced to return to the one place she never wanted to be again, and face her former Master, Reece Gabriel. Reece is livid after being left in the lurch, but when he tracks Atlas down, he learns a shocking truth. In Submit to Me, former Ranger Thomas "Kade" Kinkaid must take charge of the Empyrean Club's high-end business after the mistress walks away. When a blood-soaked knife is plunged into the establishment's door, Kade must team up with up-and-coming cop Jessica Lawson to uncover the truth. In Play with Me, Atlas Devereaux and Reece Gabriel must confront the consequences of Atlas's past choices as a sinister threat resurfaces. With danger and uncertainty surrounding them, they must revisit their shared intimate desires and enlist the help of old friends. Will their love be strong enough to survive the game of passion and power?

Cuttin' Didos

Cuttin' Didos
Author: Frances Pearson
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1994
Genre: Chester (Conn. : Town)
ISBN: 1257937839