You Make My Penis Smile

You Make My Penis Smile
Author: Richie Jones
Publisher:
Total Pages: 72
Release: 2019-09-23
Genre:
ISBN: 9781695179257

Fight for Your Manhood Rights, One Inch and One Minute More at a Time What's that? You have a BIG problem with a SMALL thing down there? Are you struggling in bed to keep going like the Energizer Bunny? Are you having difficulty maintaining it up and hard? Are you finishing way too soon than you would like? Or perhaps, you would like to help a "little friend" grow bigger and stronger? Okay, besides the myriad of bad penis jokes out here and the lighthearted tone we've taken so far, "male impotence" is a serious problem. In fact, one out of four young men suffers from erectile dysfunction according to a study published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine (Volume 10, Issue 7). Imagine how far severe that must be for older men. What makes matters worse is that it is such a sensitive topic to talk about. Let's be honest, bringing up such personal issue can be quite embarrassing and conjure up negative feelings of discomfort, shame, guilt, or all of the above; hence, the majority of men who have some form of sexual dysfunction never seek the help or get the treatment they need, and as a result, this affects their self-confidence, personal happiness, and relationship with the person they're with. While there has been advancement in medicine to tackle the problem, most notably the flooding of male enhancement drugs in the market, this solution is only temporary and can lead to potential side effects, over-reliance, and over-tolerance to the point where you must take them every time but they no longer have any effect. Instead, how about a more permanent solution by taking a natural holistic approach to fixing erectile dysfunction? What's the prescription? "You Make My Penis Smile" is just what the doctor ordered. Don't let the intentional silly name and cover fool you (as they're simply for getting your attention, and apparently did since you're reading this). Here are the intended "Uses": - For self-diagnosing any potential male impotence - For elongating the size of your male endowment - For enhancing the strength of your penis erection - For delaying the onset of premature ejaculation - For improving your libido from a low sex drive ...and for a bunch more "Uses." The impactful methods and strategies presented within are not to be underestimated and will provide long-lasting solution for all sorts of impotence problems in the privacy of your own home. You no longer have to feel and be powerless with impotence ever again.

Broken Bananah

Broken Bananah
Author: Ross Asdourian
Publisher:
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2018-04-09
Genre:
ISBN: 9781986742818

Laugh, cringe, repeat. Broken Bananah is an autobiographical, overly honest journey through severe genital trauma. This comical situation forced me to face some bigger stuff, like why I am the way I am. Deep thoughts are best had tethered to a catheter or during some rather unconventional physical therapy. I mean, can you really break a penis? Absolutely, and mine was one of the worst on file. In the midst of the infinite that's-what-she-said jokes, I learned one of life's greatest lessons: it can always be worse. So we might as well laugh until we cry, masturbate until it hurts, and grapple with the power of sex in this modern coming-of-something tale.

The Penis Book

The Penis Book
Author: Aaron Spitz, M.D.
Publisher: Rodale Books
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2018-02-20
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 1635650305

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever wanted to know about the penis but were afraid to ask? Dr. Aaron Spitz has that answer—and many more. Let Dr. Spitz—who served as assistant clinical professor at UC Irvine's Department of Urology for 15 years and who is a regularly featured guest on The Doctors—become your best friend as he fearlessly guides you through the hairiest and the scariest questions in The Penis Book. An unflinching, comprehensive guide to everything from sexually transmitted infections to the science of blood flow, The Penis Book prominently features an easy-to-follow holistic five-step plan for optimum penis health, including plant-based eating recommendations, information on some penis-healthy foods, and suggested exercises for penis wellbeing. Useful to men and women alike, The Penis Book is a one-stop-shop for the care and maintenance of the penis in your life.

Strip Search

Strip Search
Author: Shayla Black
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 381
Release: 2013-11-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0425268225

The best way to go undercover…is to take it all off. If the Feds want to nail a Mafia kingpin, they need a slick trap to catch him. Enter Mark Sullivan, who’s totally built for the job—to go undercover as a male stripper in the Vegas club where the mobster works. The perk? The club’s owner. Sure she’s got some unsavory connections, but how can anyone with those legs be all bad? When it comes to business, Nicola DiStefano’s a pro. As for pleasure, she’s been out of commission too long to care. If anyone can strip her of her inhibitions it’s the new guy who’s stirring her wildest G-string fantasies. But Mark and Nicki have more in common than sizzling sexual chemistry. They each have their share of secrets and motives, and with the mob closing in, what gets exposed is as irresistible as it is dangerous.

The Whirlwind's Ride

The Whirlwind's Ride
Author: Tom Anderson
Publisher: eBookIt.com
Total Pages: 246
Release: 2013-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1456608207

In the distant future a man must decide if he wants to marry a crime lords daughter and become an enforcer in galactic organized crime, or should he allow a royal woman to install him in a pleasure palace so he can lead the life of a caged galactic prince while he services humanity's most powerful and most beautiful women, or should he just go back to his old life of hard partying, excessive drinking, and occasionally fighting dangerous animals in places where modern weapons cannot be used.. Bob Nesslun, the man who can successfully fight anyone or anything as long as it is trying to kill him, feels he is being pulled in every direction. He is humiliated by a female vampire who wants revenge after he made her promise to never harm him. He is pursued by a crime lord's daughter who wants him as a husband because he is unbeatable in areas where modern weapons cannot be used. He is seduced by an incredibly beautiful royal woman who wants to keep him in a palace that is really a very nice cage. Add to the mix that he must deal with the supreme mercenaries of the galaxy that hate humans and the only species of gloride monster that is so dangerous that ghoul hunters are forbidden to hunt them and you have THE WHIRLWIND'S RIDE.

Tim19B

Tim19B
Author: Calvin Bishop
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 156
Release: 2012-01-01
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1467505579

When Kevin Riley's parents discover he is gay, they throw him out of the house. He ends up hustling in Los Angeles, where he is abducted and almost killed and his friend is killed. Eventually he comes to New York where he meets Tim19B. He discovers hidden talent, after much work and study, under another name, he becomes Chess Champion of the World.

That Killer Smile

That Killer Smile
Author: Juliet Lyons
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 235
Release: 2018-02-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1492645370

If he thinks he's going to win, he can bite me. I gave up trying to find my perfect match decades ago. As a vampire, you'd think I believed in things like true love, soul mates, and being bound to someone for eternity. But I've been around a long time, and I'm here to tell you, I just don't think those things exist—not for me, anyway. Still, being the creator of the vampire dating app V-date.com gives me something to fill my time, even if it won't be finding a match for me. I used to be the only vamp on the block with her own dating site—until that irritating, smug, completely ridiculous Ronin McDermott decided to get in on the game and create an interspecies speed-dating service. Well, we'll see about that. I didn't get to the top by being a pushover, and I have deliciously dark dreams of giving Ronin exactly what he deserves—though at the moment I can't decide if that's a quick punch to the throat or a sinful kiss under the glow of a vampire moon. Maybe there's no fighting destiny after all...

Junior Graphic

Junior Graphic
Author: Mavis Kitcher (Mrs)
Publisher: Graphic Communications Group
Total Pages: 16
Release: 2011-07-20
Genre:
ISBN:

Marriage by Scandal Series Boxed Set

Marriage by Scandal Series Boxed Set
Author: Ruth Ann Nordin
Publisher: Ruth Ann Nordin
Total Pages: 498
Release: 2020-03-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

This boxed set includes all of the books in the Marriage by Scandal Series. The Earl's Inconvenient Wife - There's no getting out of a scandal. If the Ton demands you marry, you marry... even if the person you have to pledge the rest of your life to is a person you detest. A Most Unsuitable Earl - Ethan Silverton, the Lord of Edon, prides himself on his notorious reputation as a rake because it frees him from having to get married. But one little lie and a meddlesome mother forces him into a situation where he has to marry the most boring lady he can imagine. His Reluctant Lady - Mister Christopher Robinson will do whatever it takes to secure a marriage to Agatha Lyons, the very beautiful but elusive Lady of Richfield. When he discovers her secret, he offers her a deal: marry him or risk scandal. The Earl's Scandalous Wife - Finally, Season after Season of not being able to secure a wife, Lord Clement’s life is changed for the better when a beautiful stranger kisses him. Now he has a wife who has it all: beauty, passion, and excitement. And she also comes with a tainted past she'll do anything to keep secret.

A Most Unsuitable Earl

A Most Unsuitable Earl
Author: Ruth Ann Nordin
Publisher: Ruth Ann Nordin
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2012-12-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Ethan Silverton, the Lord of Edon, is very content with his life. He’s carefully sculpted it so that everyone thinks he’s a notorious rake. For years, he’s worked hard to build his reputation to secure his place as the most undesirable bachelor in London. And it’s worked. No decent lady will have him. But one simple error in judgment has just sealed his fate. His intention was to dissuade a horrid mother from matching him up with her equally horrid daughter. Seeing no one but Lady Catherine without a dance partner, he tells a lie. He approaches Lady Catherine as if they are betrothed, and the ploy works. The horrid mother and her daughter abandon their pursuit of him. Except Ethan’s mother spies his ploy and is so relieved that she’s found a way to marry him to a reputable young lady that she tells everyone of their engagement. To his horror, word spreads and it’s his duty to see the lie through. This is the worst thing that can happen, and no one but his mother is happy about it. Not Lady Catherine. Not her doting father. Not even Ethan. But his mother is sure it’ll all work out…eventually. Books in the Marriage by Scandal Series: Book 1: The Earl's Inconvenient Wife Book 2: A Most Unsuitable Earl Book 3: His Reluctant Lady Book 4: The Earl's Scandalous Wife