You Know You're 60 When . . .

You Know You're 60 When . . .
Author: Richard Smith
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 130
Release: 2010-06-08
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0307587630
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Are you “getting on in years,” or know someone who is? Thinking of changing your birth certificate to show a more favorable birth date? You may lie about your age, but your age won’t lie to you! Not sure how to tell when you’re about to reach that fun sixtieth birthday? Here are some clues: WebMD is your home page When asked, “Who’s your doctor?” you have to reply, “Which one?” An outbreak of acne makes you feel like a teenager again At your class reunion, you note with satisfaction that the captain of the football team wears a hearing aid The meadows where you sowed your wild oats are now shopping malls That empty seat on the bus has your name on it Your pharmacist greets you with “What’ll it be, pal?” Getting older is not only fun . . . it’s funny! And with You Know You’re 60 When . . ., you’ll be laughing as you go kicking and screaming over the hill, happily clutching your chest!

SO YOU'RE 60

SO YOU'RE 60
Author: Clive Whichelow
Publisher: Summersdale
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-08-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781849534390
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Your life may now consist of sleeping during sex instead of after it and going to more funerals than weddings. On the bright side, you can get away with making no effort whatsoever to lose weight. And all those charities you gave to - it's payback time!

70 Things to Do When You Turn 70

70 Things to Do When You Turn 70
Author: Ronnie Sellers
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 9781416209157
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70 Things to Do When You Turn 70 celebrates the opportunities to have meaningful and fulfilling lives at 70 and beyond. This inspiring collection of 70 essays, follows the popular success of other books in the series like 50 Things to Do When You Turn 50 and 60 Things to Do When You Turn 60. The contributors include a wide diversity of people 70+ who have taken on exciting challenges and have found fun, intriguing, and surprising ways to make their lives rewarding. 70 Things to Do When You Turn 70 features such luminaries as world-renowned poet Nikki Giovanni, American Book Award-winning author Gary Zukav, Emmy Award-winning filmmaker Elaine Madsen, and the acclaimed writer Daniel Klein. As an added bonus, portions of Mark Twain's famous 70th-birthday speech, in which he reveals the secrets of his longevity, will be included. 70 Things to Do When You Turn 70 is the perfect gift for anyone reaching this milestone age. All royalties from the sale of this book will be donated to cancer research and prevention.

You Know You're 60 When...

You Know You're 60 When...
Author: Mike Haskins
Publisher: Hachette UK
Total Pages: 119
Release: 2018-10-11
Genre: Games & Activities
ISBN: 1786859092
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Congratulations! You're 60! You're halfway to being the oldest person who ever lived! But how much of the past 60 years can you remember? You've lived through the summer of love, the moon landings, Ronnie and Maggie, Den and Angie and the entire history of the internet. This is the quiz book that will give your 60-year-old brain cells a nostalgic workout to find out how much attention you were paying to the events, characters and fads of your lifetime. So what are you waiting for? Let's take a quizzical look back at your life.

60 Seconds and You're Hired!

60 Seconds and You're Hired!
Author: Robin Ryan
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 269
Release: 2008-01-29
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 1101201959
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Now fully revised and updated-the must-have guide to acing the interview and landing the dream job For the past decade, 60 Seconds & You're Hired! has helped thousands of job seekers get the perfect job by excelling at the crucial job interview. Now, in this new edition, America's top career coach Robin Ryan offers proven strategies to help readers take charge of the interview process and get the job they want. Brief, compact, and packed with useful tips, 60 Seconds & You're Hired! features: • Unique techniques like "The 60 Second Sell" and "The 5-Point Agenda" • More than 100 answers to tough interview questions • Questions you should always ask • 20 interview pitfalls to avoid • Negotiation techniques that secure higher salaries • And much more! From the Trade Paperback edition.

What You Don't Know About Turning 60

What You Don't Know About Turning 60
Author: P.D. Witte
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2006-02-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780684040028
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What You Don't Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party's over and reality sets in. Sample jokes include: - Q: What's a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil. - Q: What do the following words bring to mind: "free refills?" A: If you said coffee, you're probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you're probably 60 or older.

You Can Have An Amazing Life In Just 60 Days!

You Can Have An Amazing Life In Just 60 Days!
Author: Dr. John F. Demartini
Publisher: Hay House, Inc
Total Pages: 171
Release: 2005-03-01
Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN: 140193336X
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In this book you’ll find 60 inspiring laws that show you how to live an amazing life. It is essentially a guidebook designed to take you through a powerful 60-day process of creating a new life. During the 60 days that you spend with this book, you’ll receive messages and visions, and you’ll find yourself thinking of ways to fulfill your destiny. This special book is for those who would truly love to live a free and amazing life, for those who fell inspired or called from within to be someone extraordinary, or do and have something astonishing.

Sixty Things to Do When You Turn Sixty

Sixty Things to Do When You Turn Sixty
Author: Ronnie Sellers
Publisher: Sellers Publishing
Total Pages: 380
Release: 2006
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 9781569069677
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Gloria Steinem, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, and Faith Ringgold are among the contributors to this collection of reflective, whimsical, reassuring essays that speaks to the reader who has already or will soon turn 60. All royalties will be donated to cancer research.

You're a Horrible Person, But I Like You

You're a Horrible Person, But I Like You
Author: The Believer
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2010-04-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0307475239
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A compendium of advice from the producers, writers, and actors of The Office, Saturday Night Live, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Knocked Up, Flight of the Conchords, The Daily Show, Arrested Development, Reno 911!, and The Hangover along with other people who should really never give advice. In these pages Fred Armisen offers help telling your dad you’re a lesbian—give him the phone number and he’ll do it for you. Mindy Kaling provides guidance on ending things with your mistress—dude, you totally have to kill her. Rainn Wilson offers insight on contacting that girl you dreamed about last night—he has created all-purpose web portal for such interactions. Amy Sedaris identifies the best way to a man’s heart—bone saw through the chest cavity. Aziz Ansari, Judd Apatow, Fred Armisen, Maria Bamford, Todd Barry, Samantha Bee, Michael Ian Black, Andy Borowitz, Michael Cera, Vernon Chatman, Rob Corddry, David Cross, Larry Doyle, Paul Feig, Jim Gaffigan, Zach Galifianakis, Janeane Garofalo, Daniel Handler, Todd Hanson, Tim Heidecker, Ed Helms, Buck Henry, Mindy Kaling, John Lee, Thomas Lennon, Al Madrigal, Aasif Mandvi, Marc Maron, Adam McKay, Eugene Mirman, Morgan Murphy, Bob Odenkirk, John Oliver, Patton Oswalt, Martha Plimpton, Harold Ramis, Amy Sedaris, Michael Showalter, Sarah Silverman, Paul F. Tompkins, Sarah Vowell, David Wain, Eric Wareheim, Rainn Wilson, Lizz Winstead