You Are the Best Veterinarian. All the Other Veterinarians Are Fake News. Believe Me. Everyone Agrees

You Are the Best Veterinarian. All the Other Veterinarians Are Fake News. Believe Me. Everyone Agrees
Author: Elderberry's Designs
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2018-09-25
Genre:
ISBN: 9781727583304

Gift your best pet doctor, veterinarian graduate or vet assistant ever a beautiful laugh with this sarcastic journal, and if they are tired of politics they will love this! This hilarious Trump funny gag gift is a perfect gift for them on their birthday, Christmas, or just for the sake of political humor & sarcasm. Show your love for the best vetenarian ever with this hilarious Trump funny veterinary medicine specialist gift notebook planner. Great as Christmas stocking stuffers or as a gag gift for vetenarian or vet assistant on any occasion. Funny Trump vet graphic gift. Trump Journal. Trump Notebook. Perfect funny gag gift sketch book for vet with a nice political humor in the holiday season. Combine with a shirt or hoodie for extra oomph. Details of this journal: Blank lined 20 lines per page, 120 pages, 6x9 inches, matte-finished cover, and white paper. Check out the author's Trump journal Trump notebook expanded collection.

You Are the Best Veterinarian. All Other Veterinarians Are Fake News! Believe Me. Everyone Agrees

You Are the Best Veterinarian. All Other Veterinarians Are Fake News! Believe Me. Everyone Agrees
Author: Sirius Publications
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2019-03-25
Genre:
ISBN: 9781091583955

120 pages. Lined paper. 6''x9'' perfect size to cary around with you. Fits everywhere. Professionally designed with a matte finish. Perfect binding soft cover; no need to worry about pages accidentally ripping. Suitable for taking notes, writing, organizing, goal setting, doodling, drawing, lists, journaling and brainstorming. Personalized notebooks and journals make a thoughtful gift for adults and kids as a functional gift for any occasion.

You Are the Best Vet All the Other Vets Are Fake News. Believe Me. Everyone Agrees: Funny Blank Line Vet Notebook / Journal (8.5 X 11 - 110 Pages)

You Are the Best Vet All the Other Vets Are Fake News. Believe Me. Everyone Agrees: Funny Blank Line Vet Notebook / Journal (8.5 X 11 - 110 Pages)
Author: Jazzy Publishing
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-01-21
Genre:
ISBN: 9781794574274

This Funny Vet themed Donald Trump quote Notebook / Diary / Journal is an IDEAL gift idea for any of your favorite Vets! This is a themed notebook at 8.5 x 11 inches in size with 110 blank lined pages for writing down thoughts, notes, ideas, or even sketching.

You Are An Amazing Veterinarian Simply Fantastic All the Other Veterinarians Total Disasters Everyone Agree Believe Me

You Are An Amazing Veterinarian Simply Fantastic All the Other Veterinarians Total Disasters Everyone Agree Believe Me
Author: Laugh House Press
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-05-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9781098860028

You Are An Amazing Veterinarian Simply Fantastic All the Other Veterinarians Total Disasters Everyone Agrees Believe Me is a 6"x9" softcover, blank lined Donald Trump journal you can give to a Veterinarian to let them know they are doing a great job. Details 110 pages of high-quality paper. Professional glossy cover. Date line at the top to help organize ideas. The perfect Donald Trump gag gift idea for a lucky recipient. Better than a card!

The Other End of the Leash

The Other End of the Leash
Author: Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2009-02-19
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 0307489183

Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.

CANINE NUTRIGENOMICS

CANINE NUTRIGENOMICS
Author: W. Jean Dodds, DVM
Publisher: Dogwise Publishing
Total Pages: 361
Release: 2014-12-30
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 1617811610

Nutrigenomics is the new science of how diet affects gene expression at the cellular level, creating vibrant health or chronic disease. Optimum health begins in the cells—and this book shows you how to achieve it for your dog!

You Are the Best Nurse. All the Other Nurses Are Fake News. Believe Me. Everyone Agrees.

You Are the Best Nurse. All the Other Nurses Are Fake News. Believe Me. Everyone Agrees.
Author: Elderberry's Designs
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2018-09-27
Genre:
ISBN: 9781727600377

Gift your best nurse ever a beautiful laugh with this sarcastic journal, and if they are tired of politics they will love this! This hilarious Trump funny gag gift is a perfect gift for them on their birthday, Christmas, or just for the sake of political humor & sarcasm. Show your love for the best rn, er, mom, nicu, icu, lpn, bsn, mds, picu, registered, anesthetist, msn, lvn, nurse ever with this hilarious Funny ICU Nurse gift notebook planner. Great as a Christmas stocking stuffer present or a gag gift for birthdays. Funny Trump Nurse graphic gift. Trump Journal. Trump Notebook. Perfect funny gag gift sketch book for nursing majors, camp, kids pediatric, aide, dialysis, future nurse or new emergency, nephrology, maternity, practitioner, hospice, veterinary, clinical, assistant, graduate or retirement gifts, with a nice political humor in the holiday season. Combine with a shirt or hoodie for extra oomph. Details of this journal: Blank lined 20 lines per page, 120 pages, 6x9 inches, matte-finished cover, and white paper. Check out the author's Trump journal Trump notebook expanded collection.

Vet Noir

Vet Noir
Author: Robin Truelove Stronk DVM
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 274
Release: 2010-01-19
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1440197369

In the memoir Vet Noir, a seasoned veterinarian humorously recounts stories of animals she treated and the people who loved them. Robin Truelove Stronk owned her own veterinary practice in Vermont with her husband for twenty-four years where she often dealt with clients who expected too much, listened too little, arrived too late, and sometimes just fainted. With an entertaining style, Dr. Stronk shares not only her own professional challenges, but also the unique expectations of the animals’ owners. From a New England dairy farmer who expected her to strip to the waist to assist his cow with a difficult birth, to the distraught owner who held her guinea pig up to the telephone so the veterinarian could hear the noise her pet was making, Dr. Stronk’s anecdotes illuminate the delightful, sometimes tortuous, and very often amusing relationships between a pet, its owner, and the veterinarian. Vet Noir provides a light-hearted glimpse into the world of veterinary medicine where animals are unconditionally loved and the people are kind beyond measure, dedicated, and splendidly appreciative—mostly when they are not being quirky, infuriating, and more often than not, unknowingly comical.