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| Author | : Stacey Jay |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 276 |
| Release | : 2009 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781595142252 |
Megan Berry, a Carol, Arkansas, high school student who can communicate with the Undead, must team up with her childhood friend Ethan to save homecoming from an army of flesh-hungry zombies.
| Author | : Stacey Jay |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 222 |
| Release | : 2010-01-21 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1101196556 |
Megan Berry?Zombie Settler extraordinaire?just wants Pom Squad to trounce Cheer Team in this freakishly funny follow-up to You Are So Undead to Me. But someone?s turning coma victims into settler-resistant über-zombies?and everyone thinks it?s Megan?s fault! Well, except for super-creepy male cheerleader Aaron. (Ew!) Meg?s also being stalked by a hot?albeit undead? seer named Cliff. Can Cliff?s premonitions help Megan stop a zombies-on-ice deathscapade and discover who?s really behind the coma-killer crusade before an entire army of undead rise up? And when Megan?s boyfriend Ethan grows jealous of Cliff, will it end their intra-settler romance? Stacey Jay?s snarky teen-speak is ?dead?-on and hysterical! Ally Carter better get used to the smell of grave dirt . . .
| Author | : John Austin |
| Publisher | : Chicago Review Press |
| Total Pages | : 161 |
| Release | : 2010-10-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 161374286X |
All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.
| Author | : Kirsty McKay |
| Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 481 |
| Release | : 2012-09-01 |
| Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0545473462 |
Out of sight, out of their minds: It's a school-trip splatter fest and completely not cool when the other kids in her class go all braindead on new girl Bobby.The day of the ski trip, when the bus comes to a stop at a roadside restaurant, everyone gets off and heads in for lunch. Everyone, that is, except Bobby, the new girl, who stays behind with rebel-without-a-clue Smitty. Then hours pass. Snow piles up. Sun goes down. Bobby and Smitty start to flirt. Start to stress. Till finally they see the other kids stumbling back. But they've changed. And not in a good way. Straight up, they're zombies. So the wheels on the bus better go round and round freakin' fast, because that's the only thing keeping Bobby and Smitty from becoming their classmates' next meal. It's kill or be killed in these hunger games, heads are gonna roll, and homework is most definitely gonna be late.Combining the chill of THE SHINING, the thrill ride of SPEED, the humor of SHAUN OF THE DEAD, and the angst of THE BREAKFAST CLUB, Kirsty McKay's UNDEAD is a bloody mad mash-up, a school-trip splatter-fest, a funny, gory, frighteningly good debut!
| Author | : Steve Niles |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 416 |
| Release | : 2006-03-08 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1416516077 |
In a sleepy, secluded Alaska town called Barrow, the sun sets and doesn't rise for more than thirty consecutive days and nights from November to December. During this time a few years ago, from the darkness and across the frozen wasteland, an evil that normally preferred to exist in the shadows descended upon Barrow and brought the residents to their knees. Barrow's only hope was Eben and Stella Olemaun, a husband-and-wife law enforcement team who were torn between their own survival and saving the town they loved. Months later, as Stella Olemaun attempts to warn the world about the looming vampire threat by any means necessary, a rogue government agent may be taking more than an active interest in her story. And meanwhile, further north, a new sheriff and his young son must solve the lingering mystery of Barrow, even as the survivors of the original attack prepare for the sun to set once again -- however this time, they're ready. 30 Days Of Night: Rumors Of The Undead is Steve Niles's innovative and eagerly anticipated expansion of a nightmarish narrative that explores the nature of ancient evil existing -- and thriving -- in an unsuspecting modern world.
| Author | : MaryJanice Davidson |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 292 |
| Release | : 2004-03-02 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1101158859 |
First Betsy Taylor loses her job, then she's killed in a car accident. But what really bites is that she can't seem to stay dead. And now her new friends have the ridiculous idea that Betsy is the prophesied vampire queen, and they want her help in overthrowing the most obnoxious power-hungry vampire in five centuries.
| Author | : Stacey Jay |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 404 |
| Release | : 2011-05-31 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1439189889 |
Once upon a time, fairies were the stuff of bedtime stories and sweet dreams. Then came the mutations, and the dre-ams became nightmares. Mosquito-size fairies now indulge their taste for human blood—and for most humans, a fairy bite means insanity or death. Luckily, Annabelle Lee isn’t most humans. The hard-drinking, smart-mouthed, bicycle-riding redhead is immune to fairy venom, and able to do the dirty work most humans can’t. Including helping law enforcement— and Cane Cooper, the bayou’s sexiest detective—collect evidence when a body is discovered outside the fairy-proof barricades of her Louisiana town. But Annabelle isn’t equipped to deal with the murder of a sixyear- old girl or a former lover-turned-FBI snob taking an interest in the case. Suddenly her already bumpy relationship with Cane turns even rockier, and even the most trust-worthy friends become suspects. Annabelle’s life is imploding: between relationship drama, a heartbreaking murder investigation, Breeze-crazed drug runners, and a few too many rum and Cokes, Annabelle is a woman on the run—from her past, toward her future, and into the arms of a darkness waiting just for her. . . .
| Author | : Juliet Lyons |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 231 |
| Release | : 2017-05-02 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1492645311 |
There's more than one way to keep a vampire up all night. I swore I was over clingy men—I have enough to deal with taking care of my own damn self—so I decided to give up dating until the gene pool markedly improved. But then I happened to share a toe-curling kiss with a sexy Irish vampire (What? It was an accident! My lips fell on his!), and it became obvious the problem wasn't men—the problem was human men. Unfortunately, right after my revelation about gorgeous vampires and their excellent tongue game, my "future boyfriend" disappeared. Way to make me feel unwelcome! What's a girl to do? Join V-Date, the popular vampire dating site, obviously. How else was I supposed to find my Irish delight other than to let the vampire community know I was on the hunt for him? Yeah, yeah, okay, maybe not the best idea considering there was some sort of human recruiting going on, but hey, at least he can come to my rescue now...I hope. Praise for Juliet Lyons's paranormal romance Dating the Undead: "Quick, sharp wit that sinks its fangs into the reader and doesn't let go!"—MOLLY HARPER, acclaimed author of Sweet Tea and Sympathy and the Half-Moon Hollow series
| Author | : R. R. Haywood |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 486 |
| Release | : 2013-02-24 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781481010481 |
A deadly infection spreads across Europe. The Undead Series: A terrifying account of one man desperately struggling to survive this harrowing event. The Undead. The First Seven Days Compilation Edition. Reviews from The Undead series: "5 stars isn't enough! Far and away the best zombie series around!" "This is a sure-fire, cult hit of a series" "One of the best series out there and one of the best authors of this genre - totally gripping and will have you at the edge of your seat." "each and every book will leave you begging for the next one." "each one is a masterpiece all on its own." "Another amazing instalment." "Haywood sure is improving like a fine wine." "this story simply gets better and better." "Once again the subplots weave around one another, coming together with quality timing." "Each time I finish reading I'm exhausted, overjoyed, anxious and fearful of what's coming next." "Brilliant writing from start to end." "Well done RR Haywood, please do not stop doing what you are doing." "This has been the best zombie series I've read." "I cannot begin to describe how exciting and spellbinding The Unread series is." "I just want to keep getting lost in the story." "I like zombie books. A lot. But the character development, the humour, the action and the banter in this series make it the best I have ever read."
| Author | : John Ajvide Lindqvist |
| Publisher | : Macmillan |
| Total Pages | : 449 |
| Release | : 2010-09-28 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1429940697 |
In his new novel, John Ajvide Lindqvist does for zombies what his previous novel, Let the Right One In, did for vampires. Across Stockholm the power grid has gone crazy. In the morgue and in cemeteries, the recently deceased are waking up. One grandfather is alight with hope that his grandson will be returned, but one husband is aghast at what his adored wife has become. A horror novel that transcends its genre by showing what the return of the dead might really mean to those who loved them.
