You Are Sloth
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| Author | : Steve Lowe |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 150 |
| Release | : 2013 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781621051015 |
"Why you are sloth? Because fuck you is why HAHAHAHAHA 1 " That's the last response you got from The Spammer, who's developed an insidious computer virus that transforms people into their power animals. You never should have opened that email from the Philippino Sherriff's Attache to East Berlin. So many missed warning signs there, but you were drunk last night. Things have been rough lately - you can't pay your rent, your neighbors are annoying, you keep getting strange calls from horny guys with unique and unsettling fetishes, you're way behind with work, and your computer is suddenly crapping out on you. And now you're a goddamn sloth. Nice going, genius. But there's more at play here than simple animal hijinks. You've been added to the Homeland Security Terror Watch List, and the cops want to question you about the mysterious disappearances of several gay men, who all seem to have called your phone just before they vanished. Not only has this Spammer fuck turned you into a sloth, he's framed your slow ass, too You've had enough of this shit. With the help of your neighbors, Cross the Asshole and Randy the Retard, you form the SLOTH SQUAD. It's time to track that Spammer down and reap some three-toed vengeance on his ass. You are Sloth
| Author | : Belle Brown |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 36 |
| Release | : 2020-09-29 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
Siv Tyler is a three-toed sloth. She lives in Cloudbridge Forest somewhere in South America, where lots of other three-toed sloths live. Siv just loves being a sloth! But sometimes, she wishes she can move a lot faster. Like a rabbit, perhaps?! Well, lately, she could not help but day-dream more and more about all the wonderful and exciting things that a fast version of her sloth self can do. Until one day, something happened which made her realize something very important! About the My Furry Tales SeriesThis is a picture book series about a sloth named Siv and other mammals in the jungles of South America. The books in this series have easy-to-read text, fast paced plots and deals with common childhood issues and promotes self-acceptance. Aimed at newly-independent readers, the books have Kindergarten-level sight words in bold throughout. Kids will love the fact-filled spread at the end of the story where they can learn about furry jungle animals from South America. Bonus coloring-in page
| Author | : Margaret Wild |
| Publisher | : Allen & Unwin |
| Total Pages | : 39 |
| Release | : 2017-06-28 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1760638730 |
A wryly amusing story about a fast family who are taught to slow down when an adorable sloth comes to stay by the award-winning author of Fox and Ruby Roars. SHORT-LISTED: CBCA Book of the Year, Crichton Award for New Illustrators, 2018 Amy's family is speedy! They are always in such a rush that there is no time to talk or play - until the afternoon Amy brings home a sloth. Then things start changing very, very slowly ... A timely tale about enjoying the little things in life from award-winning author Margaret Wild.
| Author | : Eric Carle |
| Publisher | : World of Eric Carle |
| Total Pages | : 31 |
| Release | : 2002-08-26 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0399239545 |
Set in the lush world of the tropical rain forest, this original picture book about a slow moving sloth who is smarter than he looks is an exquisite showcase for Carle's colorful collage art with a meaningful message. Full-color illustrations.
| Author | : Matthew Ralph |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 42 |
| Release | : 2019-10-02 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781916242203 |
A cute rhyming children's picture book about a speedy sloth who feels different than the others, and goes on an adventure of self-discovery.
| Author | : Rob Biddulph |
| Publisher | : HarperCollins Children's Books |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2020-10-15 |
| Genre | : Education |
| ISBN | : 9780008419127 |
Merry Christmas! The internet phenomenon #DrawWithRob is now a fantastically festive art activity book for you to draw with Rob at home... The second book based on the viral videos seen everywhere on YouTube, Facebook, TikTok, TV, and more, from the creative genius and bestselling author Rob Biddulph! Christmas is different this year, with more families at home and wondering what to do! Pick up your pencils and join thousands of children around the world and #DrawWithRob - celebrating Christmas has never been so much fun! The first DRAW WITH ROB activity book went to Number One in the charts and was named 'Book of the Year' at the 2020 Sainsbury's Children's Book Awards! Now every family can share this fantastically festive new art activity book for Christmas. Join Rob and learn to draw your favourite Christmas characters - from Polar Bears to Elves and from Father Christmas to a Snowman, this perfect present is packed with arts, crafts and festive fun. The bestselling and award-winning author/illustrator Rob Biddulph is the genius behind the phenomenal, viral sensation that is DRAW WITH ROB and the accompanying activity book, and now the sensational DRAW WITH ROB AT CHRISTMAS - bringing joy to families everywhere with his easy to follow instructions and warm-hearted humour. So whether you're in home education, home-schooling, learning to draw or just having fun, let Rob show you that anyone can learn to #DrawWithRob! *WITH PERFORATED PAGES SO YOU CAN EASILY TEAR OUT AND DISPLAY YOUR ART!* Rob's original hit videos are also available at www.robbiddulph.com, and on Facebook, YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram, with Rob appearing on TV to talk about them too. Perfect stay-at-home fun for boys, girls, and everyone aged three to one hundred and three, and a wonderful introduction to Rob Biddulph's bestselling picture book range - including the Waterstones Children's Book Prize-winning Blown Away, Odd Dog Out, and many more! Available in all good bookstores and online retailers, and perfect for children who are learning to read - or just love to!
| Author | : Kate Messner |
| Publisher | : Sounds True |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2021-01-12 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1683645472 |
For any child having trouble getting to sleep, the most lovable animal in the rain forest is here to help. One night at bedtime, Sloth wasn’t sleepy. “What if I worry when I try to fall asleep?” Sloth said. “Ah ... worries,” Mama said. “We will have to let them go.” A tough day, a bad dream, a scary noise ... these are just a few of the things that can keep kids wide awake and frightened after dark. But Mama Sloth knows the secrets for calming worried minds and getting to sleep—and as she shares them with her daughter, young readers will learn valuable relaxation skills that last a lifetime. Sloth Wasn’t Sleepy does more than provide a sweet bedtime story—kids will join Sloth to learn mindfulness practices such as “shrinking down” fears in their mind and calming their body through breath and simple visualizations. Kate Messner’s beautiful book helps parents and kids relax into dreamland with a sense of peace, safety, and belonging.
| Author | : Fiona Watt |
| Publisher | : That's not my |
| Total Pages | : 10 |
| Release | : 2020-01-20 |
| Genre | : Board books |
| ISBN | : 9781474967884 |
Babies and toddlers will love turning the pages, touching the feely patches and spotting the familiar little white mouse as they look for their sloth!
| Author | : Jane Riordan |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2019 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781787725232 |
| Author | : Coach Sloth |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 24 |
| Release | : 2014-10-28 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781634182782 |
Sammy Sloth is on a quest to become a sport superstar! Unfortunately, after trying out for the track, baseball, and swimming teams at school, Sammy still hasn't found his sport. Will he ever find the sport that best fits his slow and steady nature?Coach Sloth introduces children to a youngster who, with the encouragement of his mother, is determined never to give up on his dream. Join Sammy Sloth on his journey to learn the importance of continued effort and hard work to succeed. Children and adults will find themselves cheering Sammy along on his quest to become Sammy Sloth: Sport Superstar!
