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| Author | : Andrew Stanek |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 210 |
| Release | : 2015-11-11 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781519330017 |
You Are Dead. (Sign Here Please) is a madcap comedy of truly ludicrous proportions. After Nathan Haynes dies, he discovers that the afterlife is run by straight-laced bureaucrats, but when he refuses to sign his 21B he is punted back to life in his insane home city of Dead Donkey. He can't rest easy, though - the bureaucrats are out to get him and they will put his papers in order, no matter the cost. Will our hero die (again)? Will the bureaucrats trick him into filling the proper forms in? Will Nathan ever get to do his laundry? Find out in You Are Dead. (Sign Here Please)!
| Author | : Claudia Lux |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 433 |
| Release | : 2023-09-19 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 059354577X |
A darkly humorous, surprisingly poignant, and utterly gripping debut novel about a guy who works in Hell (literally) and is on the cusp of a big promotion if only he can get one more member of the wealthy Harrison family to sell their soul. Peyote Trip has a pretty good gig in the deals department on the fifth floor of Hell. Sure, none of the pens work, the coffee machine has been out of order for a century, and the only drink on offer is Jägermeister, but Pey has a plan—and all he needs is one last member of the Harrison family to sell their soul. When the Harrisons retreat to the family lake house for the summer, with their daughter Mickey’s precocious new friend, Ruth, in tow, the opportunity Pey has waited a millennium for might finally be in his grasp. And with the help of his charismatic coworker Calamity, he sets a plan in motion. But things aren’t always as they seem, on Earth or in Hell. And as old secrets and new dangers scrape away at the Harrisons’ shiny surface, revealing the darkness beneath, everyone must face the consequences of their choices.
| Author | : Glenda Norwood Petz |
| Publisher | : Tiger Eye Publications |
| Total Pages | : 228 |
| Release | : 2023-02-13 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
From the author of Ghost Girl and Hurricane comes a collection of her best horror short stories and novellas. We’re All Dead Here contains ten tales of bone-chilling terror. Snowbound finds a young woman stranded on a desolate highway during a blizzard, a road that she was warned to stay off of. Sheltered inside her car, she is being stalked by night creatures with a thirst for human blood. In Midnight At the Morgue, night watchman, Carlo Ranerry, gets trapped in the basement morgue during a power outage – and he’s not alone. What was supposed to be a pleasure trip to New York City turns into a sky terror when the small private jet is hi-jacked in Flight of Fancy. Other stories included are Autopsy, What Grows In the Garden, Riders On the Storm, Dentophobia, Kitty Kibbles, The Rocking Chair, and Scenic Route. All of these stories are nail-biting tales of fear that will haunt you long after you finish the book.
| Author | : Carolyn Abner Gaston |
| Publisher | : AuthorHouse |
| Total Pages | : 336 |
| Release | : 2011-11 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 1467081566 |
Alan Jones' Desperately Trying to keep his deepest Secret Buried, while detective Theodore Investigates a hit and bury on Road fifteen on the Fourth of July! While his plate gets fuller' While Alan's business Partner Richard Oxford was Brutally Murdered! And there deep secret stays remained. Who gets into unexpected deeper hot water then he realize with detective Theodore snooping around for evidents. While his ungrateful selfish jealous wife Joanna Jones worries about losing her bank roll' While Lisa Jones searches for her romance desperately with Dupree Oxford' who gets arrested for murder. Who have left a surprise message on Richards Oxfords body find out whom and what that message means? While detective Theodore has more on his plate then he can chew with the murders. Coming soon: Moonbeam Murder! You can Contact Carolyn Abner Gaston at Face book.com: or [email protected]
| Author | : Pauline Holdstock |
| Publisher | : Biblioasis |
| Total Pages | : 272 |
| Release | : 2019-09-24 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1771963107 |
A 49th Shelf Editors’ Pick MyMum said sometimes refugees don’t eat anything for days and days. Sometimes weeks and months so I am really lucky. I think she exaggerates. But I think she is right about the lucky bit. Or maybe not. Sometimes I forget that MyMum is dead. But that is probably better than remembering. When Frankie’s mother dies, he tells his teacher, of course. But he can't seem to get anyone at his school in southern England to listen to him. So the six-year-old comes up with a plan: go to France, find a police station, and ask the officers to ring his father. Thus a stowaway’s view of the sea opens Giller-nominated Pauline Holdstock’s eighth novel, narrated in turns by Frankie—who likes cheese, numbers, the sea when it’s pink and “smooth like counting,” and being alone when he feels bad—and a cast of characters that includes his worried Gran, his callous teacher, and his not-so-reliable father. Set in the summer of Annichka the Soviet space dog, Here I Am! is a mesmerizing story about the lucidity of children and the shortsightedness of adults.
| Author | : Randy Pausch |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2010 |
| Genre | : Cancer |
| ISBN | : 9780340978504 |
The author, a computer science professor diagnosed with terminal cancer, explores his life, the lessons that he has learned, how he has worked to achieve his childhood dreams, and the effect of his diagnosis on him and his family.
| Author | : Christopher A. Gray |
| Publisher | : Sunbow Press |
| Total Pages | : 427 |
| Release | : 2019-04-21 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1926433149 |
“In All the Big Ones are Dead by the talented writing team of Christopher A. Gray and Howard E. Carson, the seedy underworld linked to the illegal animal trade is exposed in brilliant and disturbing detail… a polished and powerful international thriller.” −SP Review The trade in illegal elephant ivory and rhino horn is the tip of an iceberg made of money used to finance terrorism, torture and murder. The political and social failures among some of the wealthiest and most politically powerful people in America, result in a corrupt, morally depraved view of the world and how it should run. CIA agent Michael Bishop is one of a cast of sharply etched characters in a story that takes readers from the African poaching grounds deep in the interior of Cameroon, through the rough, narrow and dangerous old streets of Marseille, to the seething, densely packed streets of New York City. Bishop is the one man who is prepared to follow the money trail at all costs to bring the worst kinds of criminals and terrorist networks to account. The trail is dangerous, the traps along the way are devious, and Bishop confronts some of the worst villains ever created for the modern thriller. The end game is about life and death, and a behind-the-scenes battle for freedom that most people never see. “An exhilarating, globe-trekking espionage tale that delivers robust characters.” −Kirkus Reviews “A whirlwind spy story that keeps the action going… told with humor and vigor.” −Madeline Dennis-Yates for IndieReader Keywords: All The Big Ones Are Dead, Illegal elephant ivory and rhino horn, CIA Interpol thriller, Terrorist financing and smuggling, Big game poaching, Morality vs greed and power, CIA officer Michael Bishop
| Author | : Joel Marsh |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 272 |
| Release | : 2011-10-29 |
| Genre | : Business & Economics |
| ISBN | : 1470928280 |
** Persuasion, manipulation & brainwashing. The most complete method of influence, ever. ** Did you know that most "classic" persuasion books are built on old research from the 1980's? Based on the science of psychology and the methods of masters, The Composite Persuasion is the long-awaited update to persuasion research for a new generation of persuaders, online and in real-life. Joel Marsh is a world-class Experience Architect who has compared over 40 persuasive disciplines, combining the best methods from the world's most persuasive experts into a single formula. From military training and movie scripts, to fortune tellers and scientists, all persuasion everywhere is the same. Learn how to "do" persuasion, fix your weaknesses, and avoid being manipulated, now.
| Author | : Heather Burnside |
| Publisher | : Bloomsbury Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 320 |
| Release | : 2019-06-13 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1789542073 |
The queen of urban crime is back with a shocking, brilliant new series – The Working Girls When everyone is on the make, it's hard to tell who's fooling who... A TRIP TO THE DARK SIDE When respected journalist, Maddy, goes to interview prostitutes in a rundown Manchester pub, she doesn't reckon on attracting the attention of their ruthless pimp, Gilly. He quickly decides to use Maddy for his own gains; he just needs to work out how. A TOXIC AFFAIR In the weeks that follow, Maddy is oblivious to Gilly's growing obsession with her, particularly when she begins a romance with successful businessman, Aaron. Their passionate love affair starts to dominate her life, and she finds herself losing control and alienating the people around her. A TARGET ON HER BACK As Maddy's safe and successful life starts to crumble around her, she must quickly work out who has it in for her, before it's too late... Heather Burnside is back with this breath-taking, heart-racing new series, perfect for all fans of Kimberley Chambers and Martina Cole. Readers love Heather Burnside! 'WOW LOVED THIS BOOK.' NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars 'Fab fab fab!!! Heather Burnside pulls another cracker out of the bag, I was totally engrossed throughout, who is it, who is it!... High five from me.' Lucysbooks26, 5 stars 'I LOVED IT!!! Clever, beautifully written and entertaining. And, what is unusual in the mass market of contemporary domestic noir/psychological thrillers, characters you actually care about.' NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars 'Hooked me from the very beginning and kept me hooked the entire time.' Honey Dukes Books, 5 stars 'Wow... Explosive... Great to see some old characters making an appearance and the book's twists and turns keep you on the edge of your seat.' NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars 'Brilliant, I read this book in 1 day and couldn't put it down. Just love how you see the characters from their life before. Loved it.' NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars 'Explosive, fast action story... A perfect tale again of love, hate, revenge and secrets all wrapped up in 'real' life family drama... Takes you on a journey they and you will never forget... 10/10.' NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars 'I did not want this to end from the first page, kept me gripped... An absolute joy, cannot recommend highly enough absolutely brilliant read.' NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars 'Will have you on the edge of your seat with twists and turns galore. Allow yourself the time to read and take in every page. 5* all the way.' Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars 'Read this book in a day I literally sucked up the story as I went. The end of each chapter had me wanting more. This series is very good but I truly found this book amazing.' NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars
| Author | : Heather Burnside |
| Publisher | : Bloomsbury Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 1702 |
| Release | : 2022-11-24 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1804549541 |
'Be prepared, once you start reading, it's hard to put down.' NetGalley Reviewer, ***** Follow the ups and downs of the working girls on the streets of Manchester – as they navigate ruthless pimps, passionate love affairs, intimidating gangs, and heart-racing revenge – with the gritty gangland thrillers from Heather Burnside. Collected in a single volume for the first time, this is the five novels in the Working Girls series: THE MARK RUBY CRYSTAL AMBER SAPPHIRE 'I love this series and how all the books merge in places around the girls.' NetGalley Reviewer, ***** 'Heather Burnside's addictive narrative and dialogue and some truly heartfelt and authentic storytelling, held me in angry thrall from the very first, to the very final word.' fiction-books, *****
