You Are A Great Mom All The Other Moms Total Disasters

You Are A Great Mom All The Other Moms Total Disasters
Author: Laugh House Press
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-04-23
Genre:
ISBN: 9781095631126

You Are A Great Mom All The Other Moms Total Disasters is a 6"x9" softcover, blank lined journal you can give to your mom this Mother's Day. Details 110 pages of high-quality paper. Professional glossy cover. Date line at the top to help organize ideas. The perfect gift for that perfect mom on Mother's Day.

Mom Jeans and Other Mistakes

Mom Jeans and Other Mistakes
Author: Alexa Martin
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 385
Release: 2021-09-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0593198891

“The kind of book that's destined to be passed from friend to friend."—PopSugar Two best friends say "I do" to living together, for better or worse, in this bold women's fiction novel from Alexa Martin. Jude Andrews is famous. Well, at least on Instagram. Her brand is clean eating, good vibes, Pilates, and casually looking like a sun-kissed goddess. In real life, however, she’s a total disaster. She has a strained relationship with her fame-hungry mom and her latest bad decision emptied out her entire savings account. Lauren Turner had a plan: graduate medical school and become the top surgeon in the country. But when she became unexpectedly pregnant, those plans changed. And when her fiancé left her, they changed again. Now navigating the new world of coparenting, mom groups, and dating, she decides to launch a mommy podcast with all the advice she wishes someone had given her. Jude and Lauren don't have much in common, but maybe that's why they've been best friends since the third grade. Through ups and downs, they've been by each other's sides. But now? They’re broke, single, and do the only thing that makes sense—move in together, just like they talked about when they were teenagers. Except when they were younger, the plan didn't include a five-year-old daughter and more baggage than their new townhouse can hold.

You Are A Great Mom! Really Terrific, All The Other Moms Are Total Disasters. Everyone Agrees. Believe Me

You Are A Great Mom! Really Terrific, All The Other Moms Are Total Disasters. Everyone Agrees. Believe Me
Author: Grace Publishing
Publisher:
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-06-14
Genre:
ISBN: 9781074015947

This funny Trump quote Journal / Diary / Notebook gift makes for a great career, job, profession, family member unique birthday card / greeting card present for any fans of Trump, Politics, and America! It is 6 x 9 inches in size with 110 blank lined pages with a white background theme for writing down thoughts, notes, ideas, or even sketching."

You Are An Amazing Mom Simply Fantastic All the Other Moms Total Disasters Everyone Agree Believe Me

You Are An Amazing Mom Simply Fantastic All the Other Moms Total Disasters Everyone Agree Believe Me
Author: Laugh House Press
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-05-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9781098862756

You Are An Amazing Mom Simply Fantastic All the Other Moms Total Disasters Everyone Agrees Believe Me is a 6"x9" softcover, blank lined Donald Trump journal you can give to your mom to let them know how much you appreciate them. Details 110 pages of high-quality paper. Professional glossy cover. Date line at the top to help organize ideas. The perfect Donald Trump gag gift idea for a lucky recipient. Better than a card!

My Mother Got Married

My Mother Got Married
Author: Barbara Park
Publisher: Paw Prints
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2009-05-21
Genre:
ISBN: 9781442054042

Tells the story of Charlie Hickle's efforts to adjust to his new step family, which includes a pesky little brother and a teenage sister

Surprised by Motherhood

Surprised by Motherhood
Author: Lisa-Jo Baker
Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2014
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1414387857

A lawyer with a well-stamped passport and a passion for human rights, Lisa-Jo Baker never wanted to be a mom. And then she had kids. Having lost her own mother to cancer as a teenager, Lisa-Jo felt lost on her journey to womanhood and wholly unprepared to raise children.Surprised by Motherhoodis Lisa-Jo's story of becoming and being a mom, and in the process, discovering that all the "what to expect" and "how to" books in the world can never truly prepare you for the sheer exhilaration, joy, and terrifying love that accompanies motherhood.Set partly in South Africa and partly in the US (with a slight detour to Ukraine along the way), Surprised by Motherhoodis a poignant memoir of one woman's dawning realization that being a mom isn't about being perfect--it's about being present.

Good Christian Bitches

Good Christian Bitches
Author: Kim Gatlin
Publisher: Disney Electronic Content
Total Pages: 221
Release: 2012-01-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1401303986

Amanda Vaughn needs some heaven-sent help. Her husband has betrayed her in the worst possible way, and, newly divorced, she's fled with her pre-teen children to her hometown of Hillside Park, an upper-class Dallas suburb. She's happy to leave behind the shallow, Godless life she lived in California and return to the welcoming, Christian world where she grow up. But things aren't that simple. When Amanda returns to the town and church she remembers so fondly, nothing is as she remembers it. She encounters a cast of old friends, neighbors and fellow church members who are sweet and pious as can be ... until Amanda's back is turned. Then the claws come out. Amanda realizes she's encountered a group of Good Christian Bitches, or GCBs. Sharon, Heather, and Darlene are as fake as their costume jewelry. In the whirling midst of salacious rumors, Botox, and fraud, Amanda realizes that her so-called friends are out to destroy her reputation. And what's worse, it's all under the guise of old-fashioned Christian caring. Will the Good Christian Bitches get the best of her, or will Amanda find a way to rise above the drama and triumph?

I'm Just Happy to Be Here

I'm Just Happy to Be Here
Author: Janelle Hanchett
Publisher: Hachette Books
Total Pages: 254
Release: 2018-05-01
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0316549436

"A refreshingly raw, contrasting perspective on the foolproof idea of motherhood." -- POPSUGAR "By turns painful and funny... A searingly candid memoir." -- Kirkus "Far from your cookie-cutter story of addiction . . . [I'm Just Happy to Be Here] describes Hanchett's journey to recovery and sobriety in imperfect and unconventional ways." -- Bustle In this unflinching and wickedly funny memoir, Janelle Hanchett tells the story of finding her way home. And then, actually staying there. Drawing us into the wild, heartbreaking mind of the addict, Hanchett carries us from motherhood at 21 with a man she'd known three months to cubicles and whiskey-laden domesticity, from judging meth addicts in rehab to therapists who "seem to pull diagnoses out of large, expensive hats." With warmth, wit, and searing B.S. detectors turned mostly toward herself, Hanchett invites us to laugh when we probably shouldn't and to rejoice at the unconventional redemption she finds in desperation and in a misfit mentor who forces her to see the truth of herself. A story of ego and forced humility, of fierce honesty and jagged love, of the kind of failure that forces us to re-create our lives, Hanchett writes with rare candor, scorching the "sanctity of motherhood," and leaving beauty in the ashes.

Funny Trump Journal - You're an Amazing Mom Other Moms Total Disasters Ask Anyone

Funny Trump Journal - You're an Amazing Mom Other Moms Total Disasters Ask Anyone
Author: Political Gag Gifts
Publisher:
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2019-06-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9781071319031

This humorous Donald Trump Gag Gift for Mom Mother Mama is better than a card and is sure to be a hit with Pro Trump supporters and rightwing conservatives who support the Republican party and plan to vote for Trump in the next presidential election 2020. Funny Mom gift for Mother's Day, Birthday or Christmas. Journal cover says Believe Me. You're An Amazing Mom. Great, Really Great. Very Awesome. Really Terrific. Fantastic. Other Moms? Real Losers. Total Disasters. Ask Anyone. Your mother is sure to laugh when she opens this present. This useful 6x9" lined journal notebook features 120 pages with date at the top and blank lined pages to use as a diary, daily journal, schedule, to-do list, school notebook, grocery lists, meeting notebook or doodle pad.

Where Did It All Go Wrong?

Where Did It All Go Wrong?
Author: Adrian Dekievit
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 666
Release: 2012-12-07
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 147595221X

Born in poverty in Holland at the tail end of the feudal system during the Great Depression, Leonard Demerwe immigrates to Canada at age twenty-eight. For many years, things are good for him. He and his wife, Mandy, operate two businesses and have two children. But as Leonard finds out, life sometimes throws nasty curve balls, and not everyones story has a happily-ever-after ending. Where Did It All Go Wrong? explores Leonards life and tries to determine exactly when it all started to unravel. This memoir delves into the many issues the family experienced. Mandys many surgeries and disabilities, a rebellious teenage son, infidelity, psychological abuse, business issues, financial trouble, and, finally, divorce. Discussing the highlights of Leonards life and examining the events that shaped the man he has become, Where Did It All Go Wrong? narrates the story of one man who has not experienced a dull life.