How to Raise a Jewish Dog

How to Raise a Jewish Dog
Author: Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminary
Publisher: Little, Brown
Total Pages: 124
Release: 2007-09-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0316015296

From the authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential "guide" is sure to be a complete howl. Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals, does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound? The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies.

Yiddish for Dogs

Yiddish for Dogs
Author: Janet Perr
Publisher: Hyperion
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2007-09-18
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781401303235

Is your dog a shmendrick A putz Oroy veya goniff There is only one way to find out, so nu, dive in to Yiddish for Dogs. This alphabetical handbook of Yiddish words features adorable and hilarious pictures of irresistible pooches. These dogs embody the meaning of well-known words such as kibbitz, tsuris, feh!, shlep, chutzpah, and many more. But thats not all. Consider yourself warned. Once the Yiddish comes out, these dogs have much to say. These dogs kvell. They go through the dreck. They recognize a mensch. They appreciate a nosh. And, believe it or not, they know youre mishuggeh. So the next time your canine friend does a flying leap into your lap, instead of exclaiming, What a klutz!, ask yourself Does my dog want to kibbitz Written and illustrated by award-winning art director and graphic designer Janet Perr, Yiddish for Dogs will have you howling with laughter.

A Jew's Best Friend?

A Jew's Best Friend?
Author: Phillip Isaac Ackerman-Lieberman
Publisher: Liverpool University Press
Total Pages: 298
Release: 2013
Genre: History
ISBN: 9781845194017

The dog has captured the Jewish imagination from antiquity to the contemporary period, with the image of the dog often used to characterize and demean Jewish populations in medieval Christendom. This book discusses the cultural manifestations of the relationship between dogs and Jews, from ancient times onwards.

Yiddish for Babies

Yiddish for Babies
Author: Janet Perr
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 82
Release: 2009-11-10
Genre: Foreign Language Study
ISBN: 1439152829

From the author of "Yiddish for Dogs" comes this eye-catching visual dictionary. With its charming photography, "Yiddish for Babies" will leave readers "ferklempt."

Hip-Hop for Dogs

Hip-Hop for Dogs
Author: Janet Perr
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 114
Release: 2008-11-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1416595104

Is your dog phat?Is he a playa?Does he represent?There's only one way to find out,homie.Chilland kick back withHip-Hop for Dogs. This dictionary handbook of hip-hop lingo features pictures of our beloved furry friends -- from theflyest(or the coolest) to the mostbusted(or the ugliest) to the moststylin'(or stylish) -- that are endearing, hilarious, and downright educational. The dogs in this book personify common words used in hip-hop culture such asfive-o,Timbs,grills,hooptie, and many more.Once you curl up with your canine companion and readHip-Hop for Dogs, you'll be the mosttricked outduo on the block. You'll have thebenjaminsfor Spot'siced outcollar. You'll be thesistawhose pooch canbreak dancewith a bone in his mouth, or thehustlawhoseposserules the dog run. No one will come tojackRover's toys at yourcribbecause they'll know that you and your pooch aredown.Written and illustrated by Grammy Award-winning art director andfly biyatchextraordinaire Janet Perr,Hip-Hop for Dogswill have you sitting and staying at home, laughing your booty off.

The Jewish Dog

The Jewish Dog
Author: Asher Kravitz
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2015
Genre: Dogs
ISBN: 9780983868538

"Originally published in Hebrew as HaKelev HaYehudi by Yedioth Ahronoth in 2007; translated by Michal Kessler; edited by Shari Dash Greenspan"--Title page verso.

When Life Gives You O.J.

When Life Gives You O.J.
Author: Erica S. Perl
Publisher: Yearling
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2013-03-12
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0375859020

For years, 10-year-old Zelly Fried has tried to convince her parents to let her have a dog. After all, practically everyone in Vermont owns a dog, and it sure could go a long way helping Zelly fit in since moving there from Brooklyn. But when her eccentric grandfather Ace hatches a ridiculous plan involving a "practice dog" named O.J., Zelly's not so sure how far she's willing to go to win a dog of her own. Is Ace's plan so crazy it just might work . . . or is it just plain crazy? Erica S. Perl weaves an affectionate and hilarious tale that captures the enduring bond between grandparents and grandchildren. Even when they're driving each other nuts.

ספר משלים

ספר משלים
Author: Moshe Wallich
Publisher: Wayne State University Press
Total Pages: 324
Release: 1994
Genre: Literary Collections
ISBN: 9780814324493

Reproduced pages of the original 17th-century Yiddish, including the woodcuts, face the first English translation of the 34 fables that comprise Wallich's Sefer Mesholim. A valuable resource for students of the Yiddish language and of European Jewish culture of the early modern period. The fables come mostly from Aesop and medieval Hebrew and German sources. Well annotated. No index. Annotation copyright by Book News, Inc., Portland, OR

Honey on the Page

Honey on the Page
Author:
Publisher: NYU Press
Total Pages: 442
Release: 2020-10-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1479860360

Winner, 2021 Reference & Bibliography Award in the 'Reference' Section, given by the Association of Jewish Libraries An unprecedented treasury of Yiddish children’s stories and poems enhanced with original illustrations While there has been a recent boom in Jewish literacy and learning within the US, few resources exist to enable American Jews to experience the rich primary sources of Yiddish culture. Stepping into this void, Miriam Udel has crafted an exquisite collection: Honey on the Page offers a feast of beguiling original translations of stories and poems for children. Arranged thematically—from school days to the holidays—the book takes readers from Jewish holidays and history to folktales and fables, from stories of humanistic ethics to multi-generational family sagas. Featuring many works that are appearing in English for the first time, and written by both prominent and lesser-known authors, this anthology spans the Yiddish-speaking globe—drawing from materials published in Eastern Europe, New York, and Latin America from the 1910s, during the interwar period, and up through the 1970s. With its vast scope, Honey on the Page offers a cornucopia of delights to families, individuals and educators seeking literature that speaks to Jewish children about their religious, cultural, and ethical heritage. Complemented by whimsical, humorous illustrations by Paula Cohen, an acclaimed children’s book illustrator, Udel’s evocative translations of Yiddish stories and poetry will delight young and older readers alike.

Yiddish Wisdom

Yiddish Wisdom
Author:
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 88
Release: 1996-06
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 9780811812023

All the color, vibrancy, and humor of Yiddish is captured in this delightfully illustrated treasury of over 100 folk sayings in both English and Yiddish. The perfect icebreaker for social gatherings, mah-jongg games, and coffee klatches, this enchanting volume also makes a charming gift for any happy occasion. 35 color illustrations.