Worst Date Ever

Worst Date Ever
Author: J. S. Cooper
Publisher: J.S. Cooper
Total Pages: 259
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

“Go on a date,” she said. “You’ll love it,” she said. She was wrong! It had been one year, two months and seventeen days since my last date. So my best friend Abby decided to sign me up for a dating app. She guaranteed that she could get me the best date of my life within one week. I didn’t really want to do it, but I figured what did I have to lose? Turns out that I had: 1. $500 2. My dignity 3. My patience and 4. My innocence to lose OK, so I didn’t really have my innocence to lose, but believe you me, Jack Morrison was my worst date ever. And I’ve been on a lot of bad dates. Trust me when I say that that was the longest ten hours and 33 minutes of my life. I never wanted to see or speak to him again. But it turns out you don’t always get what you want in life, because Jack showed up the very next day at a family gathering I was attending as a fake plus one. As you can imagine that was a real pickle, Jack wanted to know why I went on a date with him when I’m dating someone else. But he can’t know the whole complicated truth of the matter. I’m in a fake relationship and now I’m being blackmailed by the worst date ever. That’s not even the worst part. I decided to log onto this new app called “confession board” to seek some advice, but it turns out Jack Morrison is absolutely everywhere and he’s not going to leave me alone until I submit to his demands.

The Worst Date Ever

The Worst Date Ever
Author: Jane Bussmann
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Total Pages: 388
Release: 2009
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9780230737129

One day Jane was a comedy scriptwriter with a successful career in British TV and bright hopes for her future in Hollywood. The next she's stranded in La La Land, reduced to interviewing celebrities for British magazines.

Worst Date Ever

Worst Date Ever
Author: Melodie Campbell
Publisher: Orca Book Publishers
Total Pages: 53
Release: 2017-09-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1459815610

Jennie has been a widow for two years. Her twelve-year-old son thinks it's about time she started dating, and so does her best friend, Angela. So with Angela's help, Jennie signs up to an online dating site. Within hours, she has several dates lined up for the week. Surely there will be one Prince Charming in the bunch. And if not, it's only one date, right? How bad could it be?

Froggy's Worst Playdate

Froggy's Worst Playdate
Author: Jonathan London
Publisher: Viking Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2013
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0670014273

None of Froggy's friends are home one Saturday, so he goes on a movie playdate with Frogilina.

My Worst Date

My Worst Date
Author: David Leddick
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 276
Release: 1996-10-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780312299903

In Miami, where the sun always shines and the people are always fabulous, sixteen-year-old Hugo is ready for something more than school and hanging out. When he meets Glenn Elliot Paul, he thinks that, maybe, he had found something to look forward to. Hugo gets more than he bargained for, however, when he realizes that the man of his dreams is also dating his mother.My Worst Date is a humorous and insightful novel--an innovative take on the traditional coming-of-age novel.

The Worst Class Trip Ever

The Worst Class Trip Ever
Author: Dave Barry
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 157
Release: 2015-05-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1484719417

In this hilarious novel, written in the voice of eighth-grader Wyatt Palmer, Dave Barry takes us on a class trip to Washington, DC. Wyatt, his best friend, Matt, and a few kids from Culver Middle School find themselves in a heap of trouble-not just with their teachers, who have long lost patience with them -- but from several mysterious men they first meet on their flight to the nation's capital. In a fast-paced adventure with the monuments as a backdrop, the kids try to stay out of danger and out of the doghouse while trying to save the president from attack-or maybe not.

Wow, No Thank You.

Wow, No Thank You.
Author: Samantha Irby
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 338
Release: 2020-03-31
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0525563490

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Lambda Literary Award for Bisexual Nonfiction Award Winner • A rip-roaring, edgy and unabashedly raunchy new collection of hilarious essays from the New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life. “Stay-up-all-night, miss-your-subway-stop, spit-out-your-beverage funny.” —Jia Tolentino, New York Times bestselling author of Trick Mirror Irby is forty, and increasingly uncomfortable in her own skin despite what Inspirational Instagram Infographics have promised her. She has left her job as a receptionist at a veterinary clinic, has published successful books and has been friendzoned by Hollywood, left Chicago, and moved into a house with a garden that requires repairs and know-how with her wife in a Blue town in the middle of a Red state where she now hosts book clubs and makes mason jar salads. This is the bourgeois life of a Hallmark Channel dream. She goes on bad dates with new friends, spends weeks in Los Angeles taking meetings with "tv executives slash amateur astrologers" while being a "cheese fry-eating slightly damp Midwest person," "with neck pain and no cartilage in [her] knees," who still hides past due bills under her pillow. The essays in this collection draw on the raw, hilarious particulars of Irby's new life. Wow, No Thank You. is Irby at her most unflinching, riotous, and relatable. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!

Awful First Dates

Awful First Dates
Author: Sarah Wexler
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 222
Release: 2012
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1402259247

"He spills out a pile of pennies all over the table, telling me he fished through the couch for change to pay for his big night out." From the guy who chews on rocks to the one who has his mom tag along, Awful First Dates is filled with hilarious, cringe-worthy, holy-crap-did-that-really-happen?! stories from celebrities like Lauren Conrad and Michael Kors, you'll laugh, you'll cringe-and most importantly-you'll feel better about some of the date's you've been on! •He ate an entire bowl of dip with his fingers. •He said, "I think we should hang out in the woods and just groove on each other." •About thirty minutes in, he paused, took a sip of win, and then said, "So, can we go have sex now?" Sarah Z. Wexler, a freelance writer, lives and goes on first dates in New York City.

How Does a Poem Mean?

How Does a Poem Mean?
Author: John Ciardi
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin
Total Pages: 440
Release: 1975
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN:

Explains the basic elements of poetry and groups poems to encourage an analysis of similarities and differences.

Worst Date Ever

Worst Date Ever
Author: Melodie Campbell
Publisher: Orca Book Publishers
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2017-09-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1459815602

Sometimes you've got to kiss a few frogs.