World's Greatest Golf Tips, Quips Jokes and So for the Average Golfing Joe

World's Greatest Golf Tips, Quips Jokes and So for the Average Golfing Joe
Author: Desi Northup
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2012-08-06
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 9781475009552

Book of golf jokes and golf humor. A COLLECTION of hilarious golf jokes, quips, quotes, one liners, and stories from pros to hackers, duffers and caddies and people that don't even play golf, this book is sure to suit any golfer from tee to green. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations. From a duck hook to slicing a banana off the tee, hacking your way down the fairway or putting your ball back off the green you don't have to wait until the 19th hole to crack a chuckle just to remind golfers, sometimes, not to take the game too seriously. A strategically place joke can make more difference to the game than a dozen mulligan's. There's enough material in this authors 3+ book series to give every golfer the chance to laugh off those double-bogeys and three putts. This Collection of Golf Jokes & Quotes, Fairway Wisdom with Hundreds of Illustrations makes this a perfect gift for all golf fans whether they are players or not. Put away the scorecards and get ready for eighteen holes of laughter from the links, reflections from the back nine and long after you finally make it to the 19th hole. This book is a must for anyone that plays the game, whether they play it well or not.

A Classic Collection of Golf Jokes & Quotes

A Classic Collection of Golf Jokes & Quotes
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher:
Total Pages: 180
Release: 2001
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780736906944

Golfers know they have to laugh at themselves or theyre in big trouble! To help them along, bestselling author Bob Phillips has gathered together terrific golf-related quotes and jokes, including:He has given up golf for painting(it takes fewer strokes.(Bob HopeMy game is so bad that the flags ought to be at half-staff.(Al MelestaSome golfers blast their ball from traps; with one adroit explosion; but others, out in ten perhaps; depend upon erosion.(Richard ArmourReaders will tee up for 18 holes worth of hilarity in a book where laughter is par for the course!.

501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions

501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions
Author: Franklin Dohanyos
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.
Total Pages: 221
Release: 2001-02-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0806536500

First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golf game?" Second Golfer: "Not so good. It seems the older I get, the better I used to be!" Whether you're slicing your way through the fairway or chipping up enough dirt to build an in-ground pool, there's nothing like a good golf joke to keep a duffer from taking the game too seriously (you know who you are). This riotous collection contains enough material for you and your fellow golfers to laugh your way to the 19th hole, game after game. Two golfer and their caddies were out on the course one day. By the fifteenth hole one of the golfers had blown so many putts he went berserk. He started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a mighty toss, threw it at the water hazard forty yards away. One caddy turned to the other and said, "Five bucks says he misses the water!" For anyone with a sense of humor, even those who think that golf and golfers are best left to America's Funniest Home Videos, 501 Golf Jokes will always make a hold-in-one at parties, at the office, at any occasion. Franklin Dohanyos collaborated with Karoyln Grimes on the holiday bestseller Zuzu Bailey's "It's A Wonderful Life" Cookbook and is the editor of The Cats Of Our Lives. He runs his own public relations firm and lives in Royal Oak, Michigan.

Golf Tips

Golf Tips
Author: Team Golfwell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2017-07-31
Genre:
ISBN: 9781974060344

Why is "Golf Tips and Adult Golf Jokes Volume 4 different from other golf books? Golfwell Adult Golf Joke Book Series have been raved about as being, "The funniest golf joke books on the market today." The jokes are combined with excellent golf tips. Many psychologists, and educational and learning experts have studied the relationship between learning and humor, and found, humor lowers defenses making it easier to learn new things. Psychological studies have found, "Learning is easier and more readily absorbed when laughter is involved making you more relaxed and more receptive to understanding new concepts." Here's a preview: "Joe's wife was on a business trip at a convention in Las Vegas that was poorly attended so she came home late at night one day early. She quietly put her bags down and tip toed up the stairs and quietly opened the door to the bedroom. As the door opened wider, the dim light from the hallway illuminated the bed and she was shocked to see 4 legs under the covers instead of two! She reached for a 5-iron in the corner of the bedroom and repeatedly slammed it into the bodies under the blanket as hard as she could. Exhausted, she staggered down the stairs and went into the den to have a drink. As she entered the den, she saw her husband there reading a book. "Hi sweetheart!" He says. "Your parents have come to visit. They're using our bedroom. It's still early, go up and say hello to them." "Have you ever hit out of wet sand? If the sand is heavy and wet, with the ball sitting on top of wet sand, use a lob wedge (60 to 64-degree wedge), and hit a flop shot hitting just underneath the ball to lift it off the heavy wet sand, rather than digging it out." You will raise your game up a level with excellent humor and golf tips. Reviews: "Lots of tips and jokes makes this book a lot fun to read. I read it commuting in the morning and instead of my usual half-awake ride, the good laughter woke me up and I walked off in a great mood to start the day. Enjoyed it!" -B. Jamieson, Wilmette, IL "Liked this "Learn and Laugh" book. Excellent golf tips. First rate reminders on how the game should be played." - S. Duran, Saddle River, NJ "Original jokes! Most of the jokes can be told anywhere - especially the one about the guy who meets St. Peter at the pearly gates and comes back as a chicken. Hilarious! Loved it!" - P. Brazos, Lemont, IL SCROLL UP and get this entertaining book or give it as a gift to the golfer in your family!