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| Author | : Jessica Rusick |
| Publisher | : Millbrook Press |
| Total Pages | : 27 |
| Release | : 2020-01-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1541593626 |
What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past! And why did the hero flush the toilet? It was his duty. These hilarious jokes that will make kids laugh while grossing them out at the same time.
| Author | : Jessica Rusick |
| Publisher | : Lerner Publications |
| Total Pages | : 28 |
| Release | : 2020 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1541589076 |
"What do you call a dinosaur fart? And why did the hero flush the toilet? Learn hilarious jokes that will leave you laughing and grossed out at the same time"--
| Author | : Jessica Rusick |
| Publisher | : Lerner Publications |
| Total Pages | : 28 |
| Release | : 2020 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1541589084 |
Humorous full-color photos, high-interest subject matter, and sidebars highlighting especially groan-worthy jokes make these joke books a hilarious delight for younger readers.
| Author | : Jessica Rusick |
| Publisher | : Lerner Publications |
| Total Pages | : 28 |
| Release | : 2020 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1541589092 |
"What is a math teacher's favorite dessert? Pi! Show off your wit to your classmates with these hilarious jokes about school"--
| Author | : Bathroom Readers' Institute |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 88 |
| Release | : 2016-05-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1626866147 |
Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
| Author | : Jessica Rusick |
| Publisher | : Millbrook Press |
| Total Pages | : 27 |
| Release | : 2020-01-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1541593596 |
How do fleas travel? They itch-hike! And what is a mouse's favorite game? Hide and squeak! Kids will love using these jokes to bug their friends.
| Author | : Eva Blank |
| Publisher | : Workman Publishing Company |
| Total Pages | : 289 |
| Release | : 2013-04-23 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 0761176845 |
It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.
| Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 178 |
| Release | : 2017-10-17 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1684121450 |
Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!
| Author | : Lynne Truss |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 119 |
| Release | : 2004-04-12 |
| Genre | : Language Arts & Disciplines |
| ISBN | : 1101218290 |
We all know the basics of punctuation. Or do we? A look at most neighborhood signage tells a different story. Through sloppy usage and low standards on the internet, in email, and now text messages, we have made proper punctuation an endangered species. In Eats, Shoots & Leaves, former editor Lynne Truss dares to say, in her delightfully urbane, witty, and very English way, that it is time to look at our commas and semicolons and see them as the wonderful and necessary things they are. This is a book for people who love punctuation and get upset when it is mishandled. From the invention of the question mark in the time of Charlemagne to George Orwell shunning the semicolon, this lively history makes a powerful case for the preservation of a system of printing conventions that is much too subtle to be mucked about with.
| Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 90 |
| Release | : 2016-05-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1626866139 |
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
