The Wonky Donkey

The Wonky Donkey
Author: Craig Smith
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2010
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0545261244

Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.

Wonky Donkey's Big Surprise (A Wonky Donkey Book)

Wonky Donkey's Big Surprise (A Wonky Donkey Book)
Author: Craig Smith
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2021-12-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1338780042

From the internationally bestselling creators of The Wonky Donkey comes a special surprise! Dinky woke one weekend with wonder in her eyes. Today her daddy, Wonky, promised such a big surprise... Another sequel to the viral sensation, The Wonky Donkey, is here! Join the world's #1 bestselling family of laughable and lovable donkeys in a wild, wonky, and wonderful guessing game. Brought to life by Craig Smith's signature playful verses and Katz Cowley's charming illustrations, Wonky Donkey's Big Surprise is laugh-out-loud fun.

Beyond Believing: Be-Living in a Wonderful World Gone Wonky

Beyond Believing: Be-Living in a Wonderful World Gone Wonky
Author: Brian Shoemaker
Publisher: WestBow Press
Total Pages: 373
Release: 2020-03-19
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 1973687836

In a world gone wonky, people are looking for a system of belief that can offer them hope. This book offers the reader more than just believing in “something.” It is about BE-Living through cultivating a deeper awareness of the presence of God in one’s everyday life.

Memoirs of a Wonky-Eyed Man

Memoirs of a Wonky-Eyed Man
Author: Jason Byrne
Publisher: Gill & Macmillan Ltd
Total Pages: 378
Release: 2023-09-28
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0717198588

Jason Byrne is 17. He has his Leaving Cert under his belt but no idea what to do next. Who better to ask for advice than his dad, Paddy Byrne? There's a (very) short stint studying accountancy (he was asked to leave); a FÁS course with juvenile prisoners to become a waiter (his wonky eye was not an advantage); and a job in a lighting warehouse (it ended with a collapsed lung). But no matter the problem, Paddy is always there with a whiskey, a smoke and a wise word: 'Sure, that's life, son. Just don't tell your mother.' Follow Jason's hilarious journey to becoming one of Ireland's best-loved comedians in a laugh-out loud book that is a celebration of a generation, of life and of Jason's wonderful relationship with his dad, Paddy Byrne – the man who never gave a b*llix.

The Witch With The Wonky Broomstick

The Witch With The Wonky Broomstick
Author: Sam Cairns
Publisher: Next Chapter
Total Pages: 60
Release: 2022-01-20
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN:

This fully illustrated book is a must-read for kids and grown-ups who never really grew up. Be prepared to hold your nose as the Phantom Pumper strikes again. Stare in awe at the giant snail. Feel for Harry the Rat as he desperately tries to find a friend. And dodge the ogres as they attempt to snotify anyone nearby. Some of the characters are nice. Some aren’t. You decide! The Witch With The Wonky Broomstick is a great book to encourage youth to love poetry.

Wonky, 6 8 robotics, school friendship

Wonky, 6 8 robotics, school friendship
Author: Darcy Pattison
Publisher: Mims House
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2018-09-08
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1629441031

Kirkus Review: ". . .offbeat and clever. . . .With pages filled with animals and robots, this tale will certainly appeal to kids; the story of friendship conquering first-day-of-school jitters remains a bonus." Howie ambles into robot club hoping to find a friend. But when Lincoln bounds into the room, Howie hides. The strange new bird is too big and fluffy. The teacher, however, puts the unlikely pair together. Will they be able to accept each other's wonky ideas and become friends? For STEM classes, this story emphasizes the discussion of form v. function. The story encourages divergent thinking as Lincoln and Howie design a robot. For kids who are rigid and inflexible, they'll see the value of considering different options, and accepting those who are different. For kids who love robots that transform, cyber robots, and deceptive robots.

Wonky One-Block Quilts

Wonky One-Block Quilts
Author: Marlouse Carter
Publisher: C&T Publishing Inc
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2011-05-01
Genre: Crafts & Hobbies
ISBN: 1607052121

8 projects use a simple rotary cutting technique to make traditional large quilt blocks just wonky enough. Each beautifully kaleidoscopic pattern uses only two versions of the same block. You don't need any special tools to give familiar quilt patterns, like Court House Steps and Nine Patch, a fresh new twist.

Nixie Wonky Winter Wonderland

Nixie Wonky Winter Wonderland
Author: Cas Lester
Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
Total Pages: 133
Release: 2015-11-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0192743244

Snow days are for sledging, skating and snowball battles and no-one is safe from Nixie's expertly aimed snowballs or her mischievous wonky wand. But one fairy is missing out on all of the fun, where is Fidget the butterfly fairy? It's up to Nixie to find her and prove that she's not such a bad, bad fairy but a rather ingenious one!

The Magical Wonky Universe

The Magical Wonky Universe
Author: Montgomery Plum
Publisher: Austin Macauley Publishers
Total Pages: 300
Release: 2024-05-24
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1035841894

The Universe can be a curious place, often confounding to ordinary minds. But not to Silicent Fogg’s brilliant mathematical brain. As a magical mathematician, he thrives on the Universe’s befuddlements, claiming he can calculate everything out with his own special brand of magical math. So when Mr. P wakes convinced the whole Universe is out of whack, Silicent jumps at the chance to take the case and raise money to buy his granddaughter a new dress. Now he just needs to factor every possible outcome in a lopsided battle where success is, at best, improbable. Cue a silly vengeance scheme, the Universe’s most ruthless assassins, giant killer butterflies, a train heist, a rabbit costume, and a storyline too absurd to be anything but real. Well, real in the sense that it’s likely implausible, if you catch my drift.

Scrappy Wonky Quilt Block Extravaganza

Scrappy Wonky Quilt Block Extravaganza
Author: Jason Bowlsby
Publisher: C&T Publishing Inc
Total Pages: 147
Release: 2024-06-25
Genre: Crafts & Hobbies
ISBN: 1644034018

Learn how to use scraps, odd cuts, and small fabric treasures in unexpected ways to create one-of-a-kind quilts. Create stunning contemporary abstractions of iconic quilt blocks! With no sewing experience needed, learn how to create stress-free wonky quilt projects with these templates and techniques as your guides. Step-by-step tutorials and detailed layout diagrams will show you how to create wonky quilts that include half-square blocks, curves, slash-and-insert strips, and many more! Working through each block style will develop your skills by levels until even the most complex blocks make sense and can be achieved with the bridging techniques of this book. Projects are beginner-friendly, allowing access to quilters of all skill levels. Explore 13 accessible and beginner-friendly projects to create iconic impressionistic quilt blocks Learn how to finish off different block styles with easy-to-follow techniques Discover a freeform version of your craft to create modern, impressionistic interpretations of traditional quilt blocks using scraps, odd cuts, and small treasures of fabric