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Author | : Anna Collins |
Publisher | : Ship Of Fools Books |
Total Pages | : 132 |
Release | : 1997 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 9781890410100 |
In Women Are From Bras, Men Are From Penus, you will learn these critical survival skills: How to get a man to do what you want; How to flatter the pants off a woman. How to motivate a man by becoming a dominatrix. How men go up and down like yo-yos. The best and worst times to talk to a man; How to talk to a woman without listening. How women go round and round in circles; How to tell a woman is getting her period. Why arguments are good; How to tell if you are arguing. How to dress for an argument; How to blame your partner for practically everything. How you think you are scoring points with the opposite sex; How to wage war.
Author | : Zelda Bing |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 128 |
Release | : 2016-02-01 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9780692532560 |
There's Men Everywhere-is a chock full of funny, laugh out loud humor book, that appeals to women, men and everyone else. Zelda Bing promises that will find love, even if it's just with yourself. Learn the mantra, "Love yourself, just not in front of anybody." You'll learn to communicate with the opposite sex, (after all men were the hunters, women were the hinters); She'll teach you MANGLISH. Part satire, part self-help, but mostly just a blast, Dr. Bing has created this MAN-UAL for the women out there who are tired of looking for men, tired of buying books telling you how to get a man, or just plain old tired of men, period. And Zelda ought to know what she's talking about - she's been married 7 times! But she swears she learned everything she needs to know about men while stripping in Cleveland. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get married. (But you will have to put the book down and actually leave the house for that to happen.) Do be warned that there is actually good advice here, if you can read between the laughs.
Author | : Debbie Kasper |
Publisher | : Independently Published |
Total Pages | : 292 |
Release | : 2020-07-04 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : |
This memoir (of sorts) slips n' slides us from the fifties on up to the nineties by award-winning and Emmy-nominated comedy writer, Debbie Kasper, who has already been hailed "a female David Sedaris." A deliciously honest memoir splattered with so many scathing family secrets, that she had to wait for people to die to even write it. Her collection of hilarious, acerbic, sometimes poignant tales drops us smack into the middle of the fifties and sixties inside the chaotic Kasper house--a home where bourbon rules, hamsters roam freely, and sanity runs scared. Debbie's parents smoke and drink like they only have a day to live, spewing out twisted advice like, "Don't have children, you'll just end hating half of them." Debbie navigates through the suburban jungle overrun with three terrorizing brothers who dangle snakes in her face, hide mice in her bras, jump out of second-story windows, crack open fish tanks and eventually set the place on fire. During the Summer of Love, the parents throw their kids a surprise half-sister, just in time to watch her go mad. Debbie stampedes through the '70s, and 80s armed with horrible parental guidance, and a drinking problem all her own. These memoir-ish stories are a blast to read and they're also a bit of a reunion for baby boomers-one that you don't have to drop twenty pounds to go to.
Author | : Thomas Wright |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 452 |
Release | : 1968 |
Genre | : English language |
ISBN | : |
Author | : George Otis Holbrooke |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 468 |
Release | : 1910 |
Genre | : Indo-European languages |
ISBN | : |
Author | : Anthony Giustina |
Publisher | : CreateSpace |
Total Pages | : 134 |
Release | : 2012-10-01 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781480070301 |
Sex World Records is similar to Guinness World Records except it is only about sex. This book includes info about the world's largest orgy, the world's longest penis, the world's biggest breasts, the world's most unusual sex positions, the world's longest clitoris, and much more. This is the book that was recently featured on the reality TV show X-Ray-Ted.
Author | : Michael Glover |
Publisher | : David Zwirner Books |
Total Pages | : 97 |
Release | : 2019-11-26 |
Genre | : Art |
ISBN | : 1644230240 |
A laugh-out-loud visual history of the strangest piece of men’s clothing ever created: the codpiece. The codpiece was fashioned in the Middle Ages to close a revealing gap between two separate pieces of men’s tights. By the sixteenth century, it had become an upscale must-have accessory. This lighthearted, illustrated examination of its history pulls in writers from Rabelais to Shakespeare and figures from Henry VIII to Alice Cooper. Glover’s witty and entertaining prose reveals how male vanity turned a piece of cloth into a bulging and absurd representation of masculinity itself. The codpiece, painted again and again by masters such as Titian, Holbein, Giorgione, and Bruegel, became a symbol of royalty, debauchery, virility, and religious seriousness—all in one. Centuries of male self-importance and delusion are on display in this highly enjoyably new title. Glover’s book moves from paintings to contemporary culture and back again as it charts the growing popularity of the codpiece and its eventual decline. The first history of its kind, this book is a must-read for art historians, anthropologists, fashion aficionados, and readers looking for a good, long laugh.
Author | : Mzilikazi wa Afrika |
Publisher | : Penguin Random House South Africa |
Total Pages | : 267 |
Release | : 2014-08-20 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 0143531409 |
This tell-all memoir reveals the details behind Sunday Times journalist Mzilikazi wa Afrika's exposure of the R1.7 billion lease scandal between police commissioner Bheki Cele and property tycoon Roux Shabangu, for which he was infamously arrested in 2010. It is also the riveting account of how a neglected boy in an unknown village became one of South Africa's most awarded investigative reporters and found himself at the receiving end of the corruption that had defeated those he helped put in power. Fearless in the face of corrupt authorities with sinister political motives, and fervent about justice, Wa Afrika's life was characterised by resistance to oppression and inequality from an early age. Destined to defend and uphold the principles of democracy, his story is the inspiring tale of an ordinary man, armed with a pen, who challenged the proverbial giant.
Author | : Nicholas Bakalar |
Publisher | : Plume |
Total Pages | : 488 |
Release | : 1997-04 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : |
Combining superb writing with scathing wit, American Satire is literature with a laugh and history with a hiss. It stands as a definitive demonstration of what the land of the free-speaking and home of the unafraid is all about.
Author | : Anne Safran Dalin |
Publisher | : Random House Reference Publishing |
Total Pages | : 344 |
Release | : 2002 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : |
"A newly updated anthology of humorous short stories, poetry, songs, and cartoons - all of which have been donated by women to benefit women's charities. Features humor from some of the best-known women writers today: Wendy Wasserstein, Delia Ephron, Anna Quindlen, Kathy Najimy, Gloria Steinem, Christine Lavin, and many others."--From cover, p. 4.