When Ninja Cry

When Ninja Cry
Author: Miles Mignone
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
Total Pages: 277
Release: 2022-06-28
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1662450273

When Ninja Cry is a fun, action-packed adventure created for pure entertainment. When four post war survivors find a renowned journalist stuck in their game trap, they have to decide what to do with her. Since they live in Voorhees, New Jersey, the only logical response to a visitor from out of town is to take her to the local mall. With the country ravaged by war, the power remains off, and the people still in America have to live off the land. But they can shop in the dark. As this newly formed family fends off scavengers, would-be shoppers, and an assortment of tourists, Skylor Gordon chronicles the fun and all the misquoted one-liners. It is clear the key to their survival is their sense of humor, but the journalist has to ask, "Is the mall the best place to raise a family? Or could they join a larger group to be a part of something better?"

When Ninjas Attack

When Ninjas Attack
Author: Samuel Kaplan
Publisher: Ulysses Press
Total Pages: 130
Release: 2009-11
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1569757186

A tongue in cheek guide to prepare and survive a ninja attack. Includes hilarious but straight faced advice on how to spot a ninja, repelling a full on ninja attack and even ninja proofing your home and office.

The Boy Who Cried Ninja

The Boy Who Cried Ninja
Author: Alex Latimer
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014-02-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1561457744

In this quirky twist on the fable "The Boy Who Cried Wolf," a boy's outrageous excuses turn out to have an unexpected element of truth. Tim witnesses some strange happenings around his house, but no one believes his explanations. In fact, no matter what Tim says, his parents just punish him with chores. To save himself, he hatches a clever plan to expose the truth. Will it work, or will Tim have to spend the rest of his life raking the yard? Bubbling with wit and humor from start to finish, author-illustrator Alex Latimer's debut picture book with wacky characters like ninjas, pirates, crocodiles, and time-traveling monkeys, will have readers of all ages laughing out loud.

The Areas of My Expertise

The Areas of My Expertise
Author: John Hodgman
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2006-09-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1594482225

The Areas of My Expertise is a lavish compendium of handy reference tables, fascinating trivia, and sage wisdom—all of it completely unresearched, completely undocumented and (presumably) completely untrue, fabricated by the illuminating, prodigious imagination of John Hodgman, certifiable genius. In an age when fake facts are all the rage, John Hodgman proves he is a man ahead of his time. Look out for John Hodgman's latest book, Vacationland, available from Viking in Fall 2017.

New York Magazine

New York Magazine
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 112
Release: 1993-04-12
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New York magazine was born in 1968 after a run as an insert of the New York Herald Tribune and quickly made a place for itself as the trusted resource for readers across the country. With award-winning writing and photography covering everything from politics and food to theater and fashion, the magazine's consistent mission has been to reflect back to its audience the energy and excitement of the city itself, while celebrating New York as both a place and an idea.

The Brown Skin Scar Face

The Brown Skin Scar Face
Author: Joshua Levi Brown
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
Total Pages: 307
Release: 2014-09-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1490747257

This book will take you on a fast, truly exciting ride. From kingpins of prison to the streets of New York, LA, Atlanta, and Chicago. Four kings are taking over their cities with money and murder! Their names are notorious in the streets. One super fine female, Micki Brown, is trying to take them all down, one by one! However, only the real brown skin scar face will do anything to be the last man standing. Will it be 3Pac, Rosco, Trap, or Bama-G?

Champulons: Legions of Doom

Champulons: Legions of Doom
Author: James R. Girtmon
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 310
Release: 2010-05-18
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1450088465

The novel takes place in the nearby future, where the robotic era is coming in effect, a dream will predict the outcome of the war between two interstellar groups, the DEMAR's and the Starrgons. Also further into the story the father of the Starrgons will appear to bring forth a new nemesis the XyRobatrons, this threat will bring the universe to its knees, but the only ones to stop this is a prophecy foretold of the Guardiacs returning to save us all.

New York Magazine

New York Magazine
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 196
Release: 1990-04-30
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New York magazine was born in 1968 after a run as an insert of the New York Herald Tribune and quickly made a place for itself as the trusted resource for readers across the country. With award-winning writing and photography covering everything from politics and food to theater and fashion, the magazine's consistent mission has been to reflect back to its audience the energy and excitement of the city itself, while celebrating New York as both a place and an idea.

New York Magazine

New York Magazine
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1993-05-03
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New York magazine was born in 1968 after a run as an insert of the New York Herald Tribune and quickly made a place for itself as the trusted resource for readers across the country. With award-winning writing and photography covering everything from politics and food to theater and fashion, the magazine's consistent mission has been to reflect back to its audience the energy and excitement of the city itself, while celebrating New York as both a place and an idea.