When A Man Loves A Walnut
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Author | : Gavin Edwards |
Publisher | : Touchstone |
Total Pages | : 216 |
Release | : 1997 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
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From the author who brought us "'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" and "He's Got the Whole World in His Pants" comes another hilarious collection of misunderstood lyrics. Mishearing the words of such classic rock artists as the Beatles and Bruce Springsteen, as well as alternative bands like Nine Inch Nails and Pearl Jam, Gavin Edwards provides an assemblage of more than 250 misconstrued song lyrics. 90 line drawings.
Author | : Gavin Edwards |
Publisher | : Touchstone |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 1996 |
Genre | : Common fallacies |
ISBN | : 9780684825090 |
And More Misheard Lyrics.
Author | : Jean Ferris |
Publisher | : HarperCollins |
Total Pages | : 231 |
Release | : 2008-03-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0547541759 |
Sandy Huntington-Ackerman's life becomes increasingly complicated when his bungling, moneygrubbing uncles try to shanghai the family fortune by poisoning a birthday cake. Luckily, those conniving uncles prove yet again that they can't do anything right. Instead of bumping off the whole family, they put Sandy's mom and dad and their pet chicken into mysterious comas. Sandy joins forces with his loyal butler and a wise and wacky nurse to save his parents and squelch his uncles' felonious high jinks.
Author | : Ammi-Joan Paquette |
Publisher | : Abrams |
Total Pages | : 40 |
Release | : 2022-03-22 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1647000866 |
A moving, multigenerational story about love, family roots, and the cycle of life When Emilia finds a walnut one morning, Grandpa tells her the story behind it: of his journey across the ocean to a new home, with only one small bag and a nut in his pocket. “I planted my little tree in good brown soil, so it would grow strong here forever.” “In this house? In this yard?” “Shall we go see?” Step by step, Grandpa teaches Emilia how to cultivate her own seed. But as her little nut grows, Grandpa begins to slow down—until one sad day, Emilia has to say goodbye. Emilia’s sapling looks as droopy as she feels . . . but she knows just what to do. From acclaimed author and illustrator Ammi-Joan Paquette and Felicita Sala, this tender story is a poignant reminder that the best things grow with time—and that even when they are no longer here, the ones we love are always a part of us.
Author | : Donnell Joseph |
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Release | : 2015-07-07 |
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ISBN | : 9781614682851 |
Author | : John Hersey |
Publisher | : Vintage |
Total Pages | : 256 |
Release | : 2019-09-04 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0593080823 |
Writing at the height of his powers, John Hersey has created a taut, dazzling novel of suspense and revelation—in which we watch, mesmerized, the fateful convergence of two lives. A young woman, having fled from her suddenly unbearable “college kid” self—and from the place, even the lover, that were part of it—comes alone to a strange city, anxiously waiting for something new and important to begin…. A man—breezy, ponytailed, beautiful—stranded by the passing of the sixties whose excitements had nurtured and consumed him, now lavishes his whole self on loving craftsmanship, on the construction of simple, perfect wooden doors, on the mystery of locks, and on the artful offering of security (his locks and doors) to women who are alone…. The meeting of these two, and their love affair—its choreography masterminded by one, unsuspected by the other—are hypnotically told in a novel that illumines the fearful and the fear-makers in our decade.
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Total Pages | : 586 |
Release | : 1915 |
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Author | : Charles Grosvenor, Jr. |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2007 |
Genre | : Music |
ISBN | : 9781570615337 |
We've all done it -- misheard a song lyric and sung along with the wrong words for months or years before being corrected. Whether you heard "Even if you're Ted Danson in the dark," instead of "Even if we're just dancin' in the dark," or confused "Jamie's out of gum" with "Janie's got a gun," this book is an ode to faulty hearing and mumbled lyrics everywhere. The artists presented here vary from pop idols Britney Spears, Billy Joel, and the Backstreet Boys to hard rockers like Def Leppard to urban groups such as Destiny's Child and Black Eyed Peas. Including parodies, fantasy duets, potential commercial soundtracks, and humorous tidbits, this book is perfect for both trivia lovers and those in search of a laugh.
Author | : Chase Pletts |
Publisher | : Inkshares |
Total Pages | : 308 |
Release | : 2021-09-14 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1947848046 |
“Pletts’s ambitious debut weaves our history into an intense narrative for today's readers.” —Alan Geoffrion, author of Broken Trail Eldon Quint toils as a farmer on the Dakota frontier. The widowed father leaves the faintest impression as he moves through the world, wishing to shield his sons from the violence that shaped his own childhood. His twin brother, an outlaw known by his chosen name—Jack Foss—leaves only bloodshed in his wake. After years of estrangement end in violence on a winter morning in 1883, the farmer Eldon Quint sets off to rid the world of the outlaw Jack Foss once and for all.
Author | : Kenneth Goldsmith |
Publisher | : Geoffrey Young |
Total Pages | : 92 |
Release | : 2002 |
Genre | : Poetry |
ISBN | : 9781930589155 |
This irreverent and amusing collection consists of over 800 "misheard" song lyrics, as compiled by poet Kenneth Goldsmith, "the Napster of the malapropism [who] downloads the poetic genius of the masses as they croon to themselves in their showers"-Christian Bok. Goldsmith's renderings include "classic" misheard lyrics, such as "Inna Gadda Da Vida" ("In my gaudy Adidas baby.) as well as hundreds of others: Bob Marley singing "I shot the sheriff though I swear I was in silky pants," Jon Bon Jovi howling "Thoreau is like Ralph Emerson, Ralph Emerson is what I read." An interesting examination of the potential interpretations of sound and lyric, the book is both intriguing and hilarious, and perfect for anyone who has ever sang "She's givin me head citations." with complete conviction and abandon.