What You Don't Know about Turning 50--

What You Don't Know about Turning 50--
Author: P. D. Witte
Publisher:
Total Pages: 132
Release: 1999
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780881663426

This is a quiz-format humour book to ease the pain of turning 50 and provide entertainment for any 50th birthday party. It covers six different categories: romance and sex, health and medicine, ageing, fashion, recreation and work.

What You Don't Know About Turning 50

What You Don't Know About Turning 50
Author: P. D. Witte
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Total Pages: 133
Release: 2015-07-28
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1501113623

A funny 50th birthday quiz Q: Is 50 too young to be worried about bladder control problems? A: Depends. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50-year-old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Here is an outrageous quiz that can ease the pain of turning 50 and provide entertainment for any 50th birthday party. Keep those bifocals handy.

The Best of Everything After 50

The Best of Everything After 50
Author: Barbara Hannah Grufferman
Publisher: ReadHowYouWant.com
Total Pages: 510
Release: 2010-05
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 1458759792

The Best of Everything after 50 provides top-dollar advice in an affordable format. When Barbara Grufferman turned fifty, she wanted to know how to be - and stay - a vibrant woman after the half-century mark. She went in search of a What to Expe...

You Know You're 60 When . . .

You Know You're 60 When . . .
Author: Richard Smith
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 130
Release: 2010-06-08
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0307587630

Are you “getting on in years,” or know someone who is? Thinking of changing your birth certificate to show a more favorable birth date? You may lie about your age, but your age won’t lie to you! Not sure how to tell when you’re about to reach that fun sixtieth birthday? Here are some clues: WebMD is your home page When asked, “Who’s your doctor?” you have to reply, “Which one?” An outbreak of acne makes you feel like a teenager again At your class reunion, you note with satisfaction that the captain of the football team wears a hearing aid The meadows where you sowed your wild oats are now shopping malls That empty seat on the bus has your name on it Your pharmacist greets you with “What’ll it be, pal?” Getting older is not only fun . . . it’s funny! And with You Know You’re 60 When . . ., you’ll be laughing as you go kicking and screaming over the hill, happily clutching your chest!

What You Don't Know About Turning 40

What You Don't Know About Turning 40
Author: Bill Dodds
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2006-02-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780684040004

This over-the-hill birthday gift is a pop quiz with 101 questions (complete with humorous answers) that is sure to enliven any 40th birthday party. Steve Mark's 18 b/w illustrations make the book fun to read after the party, as well. Here are a few samples: - Q: What can 40-year-olds do to be considered young at age 40? A: Run for U.S. President or die. - Q. What's always Step One in any exercise program designed for 40-year-olds? A: "Get up off the sofa."

50 Things to Do When You Turn Fifty

50 Things to Do When You Turn Fifty
Author: Ronnie Sellers
Publisher: Sellers Publishing
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2018-02-14
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 9781416246374

If you are among the more than 50 million North Americans who will turn 50 during the next 10 years, Fifty Things To Do When You Turn Fifty, Third Edition might just be the thing that enables you to approach the experience with optimism rather than dread. This is the third edition of our perennial bestseller and it's packed with artists, pundits, and experts who contributed essays offer a wealth of practical information. When taken collectively, the book comprises a veritable instruction manual for how to turn 50, everything from how to readjust your stock portfolio to how to readjust your underwear (to allow for more breathing room... wearing comfortable clothing is, after all, a privilege that you have more than earned by now). The underlying message is: relax, now that you're 50, you don't have to prove yourself anymore. Take care of yourself, get your house in order, and these will be the best years of your life.

Forever Fifty

Forever Fifty
Author: Judith Viorst
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 66
Release: 1996-09-03
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0684832372

The author offers lyrical, compassionate, and witty observations about turning fifty years old and facing middle age

50 Things to Do when You Turn 50

50 Things to Do when You Turn 50
Author: Ronnie Sellers
Publisher: Sellers Publishing
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2010
Genre: Aging
ISBN: 9781416206118

This attractive hardcover gift edition is a revision of our bestselling compilation of inspiring essays. Written by some of the most brilliant achievers of the day including: Garrison Keillor, Suze Orman, Bobbi Brown and Marianne Williamson, these essays celebrate a momentous event with inspiring, humorous, and thoughtful commentary. The popular trade paperback edition has sold over 110,000 copies.

50 Ways to Enjoy Turning Fifty

50 Ways to Enjoy Turning Fifty
Author: Liisa Kyle
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2016-06-10
Genre:
ISBN: 9781534630284

REVISED AND UPDATED IN 2016! This self-help guide is packed with activities, examples and ideas to make the most of turning fifty -- to make your fiftieth year the best year ever. It's developed by Liisa Kyle, Ph.D. -- the go-to coach for smart, creative people who want to overcome challenges, get organized, get things done and get more out of life. Over the past fifteen years, she's coached individuals, facilitated groups and delivered inventive workshops on four continents. She's developed this book to help you * appreciate your life thus far * * understand yourself better -- your unique attributes and what's truly important to you * * do more of what you love -- and less of what you don't * * strengthen important relationships * * treat yourself well * * have fun * * put things in order * * get rid of what you don't need * * live a life you love * * put things in place for the future * and * establish your legacy * Of course, you don't need to do ALL of these things to have a terrific fiftieth year. This book is designed so you can focus on whatever is important, appealing or interesting to you -- you can browse and bounce around the 50 Ways however you like. How do you feel about turning fifty? If you're happy and excited and looking forward to a wonderful year: this book is designed to help you make the most of your milestone. If you're feeling neutral -- that's it's just another birthday -- let me ask you this: what if it didn't have to be just another ho-hum year? This book is packed with fifty ways to make this your best year ever. If you're full of dread: this book will help you handle it...and in fact, turn it into an opportunity to live the life you really want. Twenty is a time of exploring. Thirty is a time of proving. Forty is a time of establishing. Fifty is a time of reflecting, re-connecting and re-grouping. It's a pivot point to the rest of our lives. Why not use your milestone birthday to enjoy your life, improve your life and live the life you want? Tags fifty, turning fifty, birthday, fiftieth birthday, best year ever, mid-life, mid-life crisis, birthday, aging, getting older, getting more out of life, life review, gratitude, personal growth, personal development, legacy

How Not to Act Old

How Not to Act Old
Author: Pamela Redmond Satran
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
Total Pages: 196
Release: 2009-10-15
Genre: Computers
ISBN: 000730613X

If you think you're too old to act young or too past it to join Facebook, think again. This book is the essential guide to how not to act old - and how not to embarrass yourself whilst doing it! With 185 different 'ways' how not to act old, this book covers everything you need to know about being young and how to recognise your limits when trying out your new, younger, attitude to life. Covering many areas including slang speech, relationships, parenting, fashion and technology and written with wit, style and humour, this book is sure to be a source of both amusement and comfort to people of a certain age everywhere.