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| Author | : Rowland Rivron |
| Publisher | : Pan Macmillan |
| Total Pages | : 326 |
| Release | : 2011-02-04 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 0283071338 |
At 17, Rowland Rivron had already fulfilled his ambitions as a professional drummer gigging in London’s West End. All that changed in the 1980s when he fell in with the new and anarchic ‘alternative comedians’. Alongside Rik Mayall, Ade Edmondson, Alexei Sayle and others, he appeared in such culturally defining shows as The Comic Strip Presents, The Young Ones, The Tube and of course French & Saunders, where he appeared as the charismatic Duane, one half of the inimitable Raw Sex. But the real story is what went on behind the scenes because, possessing the constitution of an ox, he fast got reputation as a party animal and loose cannon. When he wasn’t having penalty shoot-outs with Diana Ross in her Ritz suite or upsetting countless Hollywood stars, he could be found cycling down the staircase of the Groucho Club or setting fire to himself for money. Wherever he went there was bound to be trouble, hilarity and an eye-watering bar bill. In What the F*** Did I Do Last Night? he bares his soul (and quite a lot else) in a tale of hilarious encounters, death-defying escapades and shameless unprofessionalism. You have to read it to believe it.
| Author | : J.C. Mac |
| Publisher | : Grosvenor House Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 274 |
| Release | : 2013-04-23 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1781481857 |
An explosion in an English seaside town is investigated by a bored detective inspector, Jenny Speed. Amidst local speculation that al Qaeda have struck, a chain of events, including rape and murder, lead to the rekindling of a past relationship and a dilemma for two women.Is perjury the only way to achieve justice?
| Author | : Mia Brody |
| Publisher | : Independently Published |
| Total Pages | : 121 |
| Release | : 2023-05-30 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
Can this dirty mountain man convince the romance writer he wants to be the hero in her own personal love story? Blade I’m the man that reads her dirtiest fantasies out loud. Yeah, I’m a book narrator. I spend my nights reading my favorite author’s filthy words for her fan base to listen in on. Every naughty scene only makes me crave her more. But she can’t know who I really am. Then Gwen, the curvy goddess, shows up on my mountain, looking for my alter ego. I figure I’ll take her around town and help her search. After she finally admits she can’t find him, I’ll send her back. Easy and simple. Except that when she leaves, I have to chase after her. Because it turns out I can’t let Gwen go, and now I’ll prove to her that we can write a happily ever after of our own together. Gwen Every time I hear my book narrator’s voice, I melt. I’ve been trying to draw him out for months now, and he won’t tell me who he is. So, I do something a little bit crazy. I take a trip to his mountain. If I can just see him in person, then he’ll realize we’re soulmates. Except I end up stranded with a dirty mountain man who’s making me crave his fiery touch and his filthy mouth. Have I finally found the romance hero of my dreams, or will Blade break my heart? If you love a dirty talking alpha male who seduces his curvy goddess, it’s time to meet Blade in Romanced by the Mountain Man. Courage County mountain men love curves! These flannel-wearing, wood-cutting lumberjack men are gruff and grumpy. But underneath it all, they have hearts of gold just waiting to be uncovered by the curvy women they claim. Cuddle up with these sexy new book boyfriends from Mia Brody today!
| Author | : Mark Banks |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 222 |
| Release | : |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 0244382778 |
| Author | : Maggie M Lily |
| Publisher | : Big Diction Publishing LLC |
| Total Pages | : 321 |
| Release | : 2020-09-10 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
Miranda strives to please others. Her misogynistic family. Her abusive husband. She hid her elemental energy and gave up her dreams—including her first love, Matthew Trellis—to keep them all happy. She thought that's how life was supposed to be. Then she met her long-lost sister, Matilda, and found herself caught up in the Trellis family and their Circle. Matthew strives to be a good person. He spends his days teaching underprivileged children and his nights teaching English as a second language to immigrants. He works hard to keep his Chaos power under control. He let Miranda go once for her own good. He can do it again. Can't he? The rest of the Trellis clan would happily interfere in Matthew's love life. But they have other things on their minds: Sam is worried. He knows their Circle is lost... but he's not sure what that means or how to fix it. And someone even more powerful knows how to find them… The Pillars is the fifth book in the bestselling Building the Circle series of psychic paranormal romance novels. It starts with The Call, a laugh-out-loud funny rom-com that'll introduce you to the loving and lovable Trellis brothers. The Pillars features some nasty pieces of work. But it also has elemental magic, psychics, a big happy family, and a heartwarming happily-ever-after for the main couple that'll leave you grinning.
| Author | : Liam Sweeny |
| Publisher | : All Due Respect, an imprint of Down & Out Books |
| Total Pages | : 108 |
| Release | : 2018-02-23 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
An eclectic collection of pulp, grit and noir stories inspired by the Capital Region of New York, a rust-belt crossroads in the shadow of the city that never sleeps. Here’s a trip led by fat slobs in smoky, vomit-stained cabs, heading to the oasis of the strip club on a street lined with rusted out factories, ventilated with beer cans and rocks. No heroes and villains in these pages, just shades of grey and characters making choices between bad and worse. Tales of woe and macabre, the profane and ordinary dance with each other in a building where the forgotten stay, passing their street whispers like bottles from the bottom shelf.
| Author | : Jamila Jasper |
| Publisher | : Jamila Jasper Romance |
| Total Pages | : 368 |
| Release | : |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
A massive contemporary BWWM romance box set filled with delicious alpha men and salacious encounters by African American romance author, Jamila Jasper. QUARANTINED WITH THE CELEBRITY WHO BOUGHT ME (4 BOOK SERIES) I was eighteen years old when my parents sold me to the star of the biggest boyband in the UK. Quarantined with the maniacal superstar with a body like a God and a craving for brown sugar should have been a dream come true. But Master Henry is not like any guy I’ve ever met. He’s obsessed with me and he wants me to return the favor and worship every inch of his chiseled body. I can’t allow myself to fall for him like every other girl… He may have bought my body, but he can’t buy my love. JEALOUS EX-BOYFRIEND A tipsy one night stand with my ex-boyfriend’s best friend. Perfect. Now Ian won’t leave me alone and if my ex finds out… I’m toast. My ex’s best mate is the last person on Earth I expected to sleep with. When I last saw him, he was a science geek and a total failure with women. Now, the 6’4” geek is so much more. He has a body carved by the gods, PhD smarts, and a tongue that could unlock the chamber of secrets. The mega-dong between his legs is only the icing on the cake. If I’m not careful, I’ll fall for him. Hard. POSSESSIVE BEST FRIEND A tipsy one night stand with my ex-boyfriend’s best friend. Perfect… Not. Ian plans to ensnare me forever. Step One: The Penthouse Step Two: The Contract The mega-dong between his legs might make me crazy enough to sign my body over to Ian. While I’m leaning over the counter to show him exactly how much I belong to him… A huge problem walks in: my ex. If we’re not careful, we’ll be toast. CONFEDERATE RUNAWAY A drafted confederate soldier escapes to the North… Elijah knows the war is wrong. When he escapes the battle of Gettysburg he ends up several hundred miles North. Injured and near death, he arrives on the farm of free black woman, Ellen Freeman. She holds a gun to the rebel's head and from thenceforth, his fate is hers to decide... QUARANTINED WITH THE 10-INCH SOLDIER I’m stuck in quarantine with the hottest soldier alive who happens to be off-limits. I shouldn’t fantasize about him but I can’t help it. Quarantine SUCKS bad! He’s supposed to be protecting me, not thinking about bending me over. I’m supposed to be avoiding human contact, not teasing him. I have to say no to this sexy beast no matter how incredibly bored I am. When my teasing goes too far, I don’t know what Tex will do to me… I hope it’s hot. PLOWED BY THE HUNG REDNECK “I’m a red-blooded American man. I know what I want and it’s you.” I’m here to claim his farm, he’s here to claim me… I’m Tee, with the IRS, and here to foreclose the Grambling farm. The enormous redneck sitting across from me man-spreads and then I see it… The BIGGEST hunk of man meat I’ve ever seen. He has another idea of how to settle his debts that include me… Bent over… Begging for him… Becoming his. BLIND LOVE I am marrying a man who I have never met. The first time we see each other will be after I say “YES!” Will the connection we built behind these walls translate to the real world? Will the explosive passion I feel for this man extend to the bedroom? When I meet Connor, the man I’m going to marry, I know I’ve hit the jackpot. He’s smoking hot and let’s just say, sometimes good things come in ENORMOUS packages. If you love African American romance, hood lit, hood romance, BWWM, WMBW, erotic romance, sexy black women and white men romance, billionaires, soldiers, alpha males, pregnancy romance, black romance, romance with a black female lead, interracial and multicultural romance stories with steamy scenes, you'll love this sizzling collection.
| Author | : Dale Peck |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 433 |
| Release | : 2009-02-17 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1416576320 |
From one of America's most acclaimed writers, a startling and visionary novel about a race of demons who inhabit humans and wreak havoc on the lives of two small-town boys. In a small town in upstate New York, best friends Q. and Jasper live typical high school lives filled with parties and girls. When Q. starts acting recklessly, defacing lockers and misusing Bunsen burners, Jasper thinks his buddy is just letting off steam. But when his actions put both of their lives in danger, it's clear that Q. is possessed by something far more sinister than mere teenage high spirits. Meanwhile, halfway around the world in Khartoum, Ileana Magdalen is tracking an elusive man who has left a trail of blood and bodies behind him, bringing strife, war, and genocide wherever he goes. It is Ileana's mission to stop him, for she is a member of an elite group of hunters initiated into a mystery that plagues humanity and drives men and women to commit unspeakable crimes. When Ileana, Q., and Jasper are brought together, the loyalties of friendship are tested in unimaginable ways, and the living, the dead, and those who are beyond death become entangled in a violent battle as old as mankind itself. In Body Surfing, celebrated author Dale Peck presents a beautifully written page-turner of a literary thriller. It is a mesmerizing tale in which a complete parallel universe is filled with shockingly dark corners where the secrets of human nature wait to be discovered.
| Author | : Bianca |
| Publisher | : Sullivan Group Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 256 |
| Release | : 2016-08-28 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1648401848 |
Trenae is just a regular, kind-hearted, innocent girl from Houston, TX., with three rowdy friends: Ebony, Tameka, and Nikki who all love Trenae like a sister and will go to war with the devil himself just to protect her. That devil just so happens to be Trenae’s boyfriend of two years, Silas Jackson. Trenae is head over heels in love with Silas, but he only uses her for money while he turns to other women for his sexual needs, since Trenae doesn’t plan to give up the goods anytime soon. Blinded by Silas’s fake love for her, Trenae can’t see Silas doing any wrong in her eyes. When she meets Nahlij, Trenae just maybe forced to open her eyes to a whole new world of possibilities. Life for Nahlij has been one disappointment after the other. At the age of five, his mother abandons him, leaving his father to take on the responsibility of being a single father. On the night of his 15th birthday, Nahlij witnesses his dad be murdered in cold blood by a crooked cop who had a gambling habit. “Don’t let them get away with this shit,” were the last words his father spoke before he took his last breath, and Nahlij vowed to make the officer pay for the death of his father. Now at the ripe age of 30, Nahlij is an undercover killer, trained by his foster parents. Still heart broken and hurt by the abandonment of his mother, Nahlij has vowed to never love a woman out of fear that he’ll be left again. When he’s assigned to a mission in Tallahassee, Fla., Nahlij just may push his ‘no love’ persona to the back of his mind when he meets the beautiful Trenae Wallace. They say what happens in Rome, stays in Rome, but will that hold true for Nahlij and Trenae? Can one night with Nahlij make Trenae forget about Silas? Can Trenae make Nahlij forget about his vow to never love a woman and make him fall for her? Can’t Hide From Love will leave you on the edge of your seat, begging for more. The plots and twists of love and betrayal will leave you obsessed and possibly make you question...Who the hell can you really trust?
| Author | : Zita Dresner |
| Publisher | : Univ. Press of Mississippi |
| Total Pages | : 492 |
| Release | : 1988 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781617034688 |
Gathers humorous stories, poetry, and essays by American writers from Anne Bradstreet to Erma Bombeck and Erica Jong.
