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What Not to Name Your Baby
Author | : Joe Borgenicht |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 164 |
Release | : 2010-05-11 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 1439114846 |
The perfect antidote to the boring baby-naming books -- a hilarious guide for expecting parents on what NOT to name their baby! What better way to choose the perfect name than by ruling out those names that are off-limits? Joe Borgenicht offers more than a thousand names, complete with pronunciation and definitions, that absolutely, positively cannot be used for a child. But don't worry, there are exceptions to the rules, and a lot of names will work just fine, especially if there's something wrong with you. Sections of the book include: "Movie Mania" (Morhpeus, Maverick, and Starsky); "It's the 21st Century: Move On!" (Murray, Irving, and Ethel); and "Shop at the Mall, Not the Nursery" (Timberland, Lucky, and Armani). There are hilarious sidebars and lists, like: "Infamous Dictators" (Saddam, Benito, and Manuel); "Famous Sidekicks" (Robin, Tonto, and Garfunkel); and "First Voted Off the Island" Survivors (Sonja, Debb, and Peter); and more! We've all heard the bad ones: Moon Unit (Zappa), Sailor Lee (Brinkley), Chastity (Bono). With an edgy and often politically incorrect sense of humor, What Not to Name Your Baby is certain to help expecting parents be creative, without scarring their child for life -- at least not with a name.
Don't Name Your Baby
Author | : David Narter |
Publisher | : Cumberland House Publishing |
Total Pages | : 132 |
Release | : 2001-06-21 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 9781581821918 |
Stating that a lousy name is almost always the door to a lousy childhood, Narter reveals the potential downside of names parents are pondering for their child. This humorous gift book gives lists of names for ugly babies, dog names, faddish names, and the ultimate list for steady, reliable names. Illustrations.
Name Your Baby
Author | : Lareina Rule |
Publisher | : Bantam |
Total Pages | : 258 |
Release | : 2010-08-18 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 0307483428 |
From Abigail to Zachary, the most complete book of its kind, with more than 10,000 names! Inside this book: - Accurate meanings for each name - Its country of origin - The historical and literary figures who make it famous - The root word for each name - Nicknames and variations plus The Special Astrology section that reveals your baby's character, personality, birthstone, flower, color and more.
What Shall We Name the Baby?
Author | : Winthrop Ames |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 212 |
Release | : 1990-02 |
Genre | : Names, Personal |
ISBN | : 0671709623 |
CHILDBIRTH/CHILDCARE/FAMILY
What Not to Name Your Baby
Author | : Joe Borgenicht |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 159 |
Release | : 2012-12-11 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 1471109321 |
They are hard to escape, these days, the names that will cause numerous hardships in the playground. From the pop star wannabees (Courtney, Kylie, Britney), through locations (China, Brooklyn), passing by the shops (Timberland, Armani), along the hippy trail (Leaf, Sunset, Pagan) to those heading for trouble (Romeo, Chastity) the inspirations for baby names are countless. Parents looking for novelty might turn to famous sidekicks (Tonto, Garfunkel) or indeed dictators (Saddam, Benito) before settling on a name that sounds normal but is damn tricky to spell (Kaycee, Genni, Jho). Joe Borgenicht offers nearly 1500 names which absolutely, positively, cannot be used for a child. With the help of WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR BABY, readers are less likely to have their children resent them - well, okay, that's a stretch - but at least the parents can say they tried.
The Baby Name Wizard, 2019 Revised 4th Edition
Author | : Laura Wattenberg |
Publisher | : Harmony |
Total Pages | : 546 |
Release | : 2013-05-07 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 077043648X |
A fully revised and updated version of the classic baby name guide, featuring updated trends, facts, ideas, and thousands of enchanting names! Your baby’s perfect name is out there. This book will help you find it. The right baby name will speak to your heart, give your child a great start in life—and maybe even satisfy your relatives. But there’s no shortage of names to choose from, and you can’t expect to just stumble upon a name like that in an A-to-Z dictionary. Enter the revised and updated fourth edition of The Baby Name Wizard. This ultimate baby-name guide uses groundbreaking research and computer-generated models to create a visual image for each name, examine its usage and popularity over the last one hundred years, and suggest other specific and promising name ideas. Each unique “name snapshot” includes a rundown of style categories the name belongs to, nickname options, variants, pronunciations, prominent examples, and names with a similar style and feeling. This new edition also contains expanded sections on popular names and style lists. A perfect, up-to-date guide to the modern world of names, The Baby Name Wizard will delight you from the first name you look up and keep you enchanted through your journey to finding the just-right name for your baby.
The Very Best Baby Name Book in the Whole Wide World
Author | : Bruce Lansky |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 368 |
Release | : 1996 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 9780881662474 |
Gives 30,001 baby names complete with meanings, origins and nicknames.
O'Baby
Author | : Geoffrey Johnson |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 184 |
Release | : 1999-04-01 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 1101174234 |
With its magical legends and musical language, Ireland has captured the hearts and imaginations of the entire world. Whether you can claim the Emerald Isle as your ancestral home, or are simply drawn to the lilt of the language, this one-of-a-kind baby name book will help you select from a unique and comprehensive list of rich and beautiful Irish names. With hundreds of choices—from the ancient to the modern, from the most popular to the most rare—you can find the perfect name for your baby, one that will have lasting meaning for your child’s lifetime.
Emily, Jacob and Boniqua: What NOT to Name Your Child
Author | : Danielle Reed |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 91 |
Release | : 2010-02-20 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 0557328985 |
Too trendy, too trashy, too something...ever meet someone with a horrific name and think to yourself what was his mother thinking? She should be slapped! Or, dropped your child off at class only to find 10 little girls with the same name?There is no science to choosing the perfect name for your child, but there is common sense. Emily, Jacob and Boniqua, What NOT to Name Your Child bucks the trends and goes beyond your typical popular name lists and lays out the "rules" for baby naming, such as the Dictionary Test which says, "if you're going to give your child a word name, make sure you know what the word means. For example: Harmony good...TyLenol, bad. Or, why you should avoid "junior" like the plague.Filled with humorous anecdotes, truisms and tested practical advice for new or even experienced parents, this book is sure you keep you laughing all the way to the delivery room.