What Buttosaur Is That?

What Buttosaur Is That?
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2016-11-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1338163442

From the New York Times–bestselling author of the Butt Trilogy comes a silly and informative look at prehistoric butt-related life forms. Tyrannosore-arse Rex versus Tricerabutt: Who kicked more butt? Stenchtiles and Farthropods: Which smelled most foul? Exstinktion: How did the buttosaurs get wiped? This book will tell you everything you need to know but were too grossed out to ask about prehistoric butt-related life forms and the complex stenchology of their environment. Never again will you look like a fool when somebody asks, “What buttosaur is that?” A must-have for every kid with a butt!

My Charming Journal

My Charming Journal
Author: Scholastic, Inc. Staff
Publisher: Scholastic Incorporated
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2008
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780439919050

This fantastic journal is full of space for young girls to fill in delicious details about themselves, their best friends, family, and favorite Littlest Pet Shop pets. Includes a sparkly pink Littlest Pet Shop charm necklace. Full color. Consumable.

Butt Wars!

Butt Wars!
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 262
Release: 2016-11-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 133816340X

In the thrilling conclusion to the epic Butt Trilogy, a boy and his butt fight stinky scoundrels determined to wipe away Earth. Zack Freeman (and his butt) have twice saved the world from total reek-dom. But now the young butt-fighter faces his nastiest challenge yet: Hundreds of thousands of Great White Butts attacking the earth with giant brown blobs are about to cause Buttageddon. In order to stop them, Zack will have to hitch a ride in a time-traveling buttmobile, back to the reign of the prehistoric buttosaurs. Can Zack battle the Tyrannnsore-arses, juggle a giant arseteroid, and put the butts-gone-bad back in their place? Or will the entire world be abutterated?

The Day My Butt Went Psycho!

The Day My Butt Went Psycho!
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 228
Release: 2016-11-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545347572

A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly

Zombie Butts from Uranus!

Zombie Butts from Uranus!
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 247
Release: 2016-11-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1338163388

In this exciting sequel to The Day My Butt Went Psycho, a boy and his butt must protect the planet from ruthless rumps from outer space. Zack Freeman is on his way to becoming a first-rate butt-fighter. He has gone butt-to-butt with all kinds of stinky scoundrels and butts-gone-bad. But even our doody-full hero is a-gassed by these latest stench invaders. Their odor is unstoppable. Their mission is downright foul. And they won’t rest until Earth is wiped away by their nasty fumes! They’re Zombie Butts from Uranus! And the galaxy is but one boy (and his butt) away from total reek-dom . . . Praise for Zombie Butts from Uranus “Delivers innumerable gag-worthy gags.” —Publishers Weekly

What Buttosaur is That?

What Buttosaur is That?
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher:
Total Pages: 157
Release: 2007
Genre: Animals, Mythical
ISBN: 9781428755581

A complete guide to the many prehistoric butt-related life forms that populate some of Andy Griffiths' other stories.

The Day My Butt Went Psycho: TV Tie-In

The Day My Butt Went Psycho: TV Tie-In
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Macmillan Publishers Aus.
Total Pages: 148
Release: 2014-01-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1743517645

Read the delightfully silly series that inspired the television animation. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story ... The story of a boy and his crazy, runaway bum. It's the story of a crack bum-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Bum Hunter and his formidable daughter, and some of the biggest, ugliest and meanest bums ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of courage and endurance that takes Zack on a journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest and over the Sea of Bums before descending into the heart of an explosive bumcano to confront the biggest, ugliest and meanest bum of them all ...

The Cat on the Mat Is Flat

The Cat on the Mat Is Flat
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
Total Pages: 178
Release: 2009-09-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1466802715

From the New York Times bestselling author of The Day My Butt Went Psycho!, comes a collection of ten slimy, rhymey, easy-to-read Dr. Seuss-style short stories. Muck! Uck! Yuck! It is just bad luck When the truck of a duck Gets stuck in the muck? Wacky rhymes that won't bore! All of this and so much more; What are you waiting for? With silly rhymes, sound effects, and hilarious art on every page, Andy Griffiths and illustrator Terry Denton capture slapstick physical comedy in a book so easy to read that early elementary school students can read it themselves!

Just Annoying!

Just Annoying!
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: ReadHowYouWant.com
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2011-05-27
Genre:
ISBN: 1459622588

Is this the right book for you? Take the ANNOYING TEST and find out. 1) Do you ask `Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips? 2) Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do? 3) Do you hog the shower and use up all the hot water? 4) Do you enjoy asking silly questions that have no real answers? 5) Do you swing on the clothesline whenever you get the chance? SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer. 3-5 You are obviously a very annoying person. You will love this book. 1-2 You are a fairly annoying person. You will love this book. 0 You don't realise how much fun being annoying can be. You will love this book.