What a gobfull this is.

What a gobfull this is.
Author: Terence Ted Beckett
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 67
Release: 2013-11-14
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1291624686

General verse on subjects topical to the author, s daily life. good days, bad days, ordinary days, tears and joy, hope and wonder.

Jumble. days in another life

Jumble. days in another life
Author: Terence Ted Beckett
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 84
Release: 2016-01-27
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1326547151

A compilation of poetry and prose of days in the life of a oap, ups and downs plus other general subjects and interests.

A Wet Thursday Afternoon. sequel to The Cannibal Mouse.

A Wet Thursday Afternoon. sequel to The Cannibal Mouse.
Author: Terence Ted Beckett
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 290
Release: 2017-02-16
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1326949373

sequel to Teds memoir of growing up in Botcherby, boyhood to manhood, good and bad, happy and sad. life is here in all its forms, tall tales, home truths, you name it, its all in there.

This Is What You Just Put in Your Mouth?

This Is What You Just Put in Your Mouth?
Author: Patrick Di Justo
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 269
Release: 2015-02-03
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 0804139881

Based on his popular Wired magazine column What's Inside, Patrick Di Justo takes a hard and incredibly funny look at the shocking, disgusting, and often dumbfounding ingredients found in everyday products, from Cool Whip and Tide Pods to Spam and Play-Doh. What do a cup of coffee and cockroach pheromone have in common? How is Fix-A-Flat like sugarless gum? Is a Slim Jim meat stick really alive? If I Can't Believe It's Not Butter isn't butter, what is it? All of these pressing questions and more are answered in This Is What You Just Put In Your Mouth? Patrick shares the madcap stories of his extensive research, including tracking down a reclusive condiment heir, partnering with a cop to get his hands on heroin, and getting tight-lipped snack-food execs to talk. Along the way, he schools us on product histories, label decoding, and the highfalutin chemistry concepts behind everything from Midol to Hostess fruit pies. Packed with facts you're going to want to share immediately, this is infotainment at its best—and most fun!—it will leave you giving your shampoo the side-eye and Doritos a double take, and make you the know-it-all in line at the grocery store.

Sea Fever: From First Date to First Mate

Sea Fever: From First Date to First Mate
Author: Angela Meyer
Publisher: Penguin Random House New Zealand Limited
Total Pages: 356
Release: 2012-05-04
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1869799186

A love story, a modern escape fantasy and a funny, sharp, observant page-turner of a read. How is it that someone who gets seasick and loves her two showers a day attempted to sail across the Pacific in a small yacht with her new husband and baby? It can be summed up in two words. Love. Adventure. Yep, there is the love of adventure, which is pretty self explanatory. And then there is love with a capital L, which needs a little more explaining. In Mrs Blacksmith's (aka Angela Meyer) words: 'I should have known that a life on the high seas was on the cards when our wedding cake featured a cut out of a sailing ship. The old sea dog had spent 6 years circumnavigating the wild waters of NZ. Four years ago while sitting quietly at a bar minding his own business he was introduced to me, and like a mermaid, with my amazing singing voice (and probably my rack and witticisms) I lured him onto the land.' For a woman who ran a dance troupe called the Real Hot Bitches and a dating site called The Man Bank, the move to wife, mother and globe-trotting sailor has been a giant step! This is a love story, a modern escape fantasy and a funny, sharp, observant page-turner of a read. A popular blog turned memoir/adventure story - wonderful humour.

Last Orders

Last Orders
Author: Graham Swift
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 315
Release: 2012-09-19
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0307829847

Four men gather in a London pub. They have taken it upon themselves to carry out the last orders of Jack Dodds, master butcher, and deliver his ashes to the sea. As they drive towards the fulfillment of their mission, their errand becomes an extraordinary journey into their collective and individual pasts. Braiding these men's voices, and that of Jack's widow, into a choir of sorrow and resentment, passion and regret, Swift creates a testament to a changing England and to enduring mortality. "Swift has involved us in real, lived lives...Quietly, but with conviction, he seeks to affirm the values of decency, loyalty, love."--New York Review of Books "A beautiful book...a novel that speaks profoundly of human need and tenderness. Even the most cynical will be warmed by it."--San Francisco Chronicle

Submarine

Submarine
Author: Joe Dunthorne
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 322
Release: 2008-03-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1588366707

NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE • “[Dunthorne’s] precocious talent and cheerful fondness for the teenage male are showcased in Submarine. . . . Oliver’s voice is funny and dead-on.”—The New York Times Book Review(Editors’ Choice) At once a self-styled social scientist, a spy in the baffling adult world, and a budding, hormone-driven emotional explorer, Oliver Tate is stealthily nosing his way forward through the murky and uniquely perilous waters of adolescence. His objectives? Uncovering the secrets behind his parents’ teetering marriage, unraveling the mystery that is his alluring and equally quirky classmate Jordana Bevan, and understanding where he fits in among the mystifying beings in his orbit. Struggling to buoy his parents’ wedded bliss, deep-six his own virginity, and sound the depths of heartache, happiness, and the business of being human, what’s a lad to do? Poised precariously on the cusp of innocence and experience, Oliver Tate aims to damn the torpedoes and take the plunge. BONUS: This edition contains an excerpt from Joe Dunthorne's Wild Abandon. Praise for Submarine “[Joe Dunthorne is] probably destined to be compared with Mark Haddon and Roddy Doyle.”—The Miami Herald “This absolutely winning debut novel isn’t so much a coming-of-age tale as it is a reflection on what it means to be a certain age and of an uncertain mind.”—Los Angeles Times “A brilliant first novel by a young man of ferocious comic talent.”—The Times (London) “Preternaturally wise, slightly devious and highly entertaining.”—USA Today

Reading the Novel in English 1950 - 2000

Reading the Novel in English 1950 - 2000
Author: Brian W. Shaffer
Publisher: John Wiley & Sons
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2009-02-09
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 1405148802

Written in clear, jargon-free prose, this introductory text charts the variety of novel writing in English in the second half of the twentieth century. An engaging introduction to the English-language novel from 1950-2000 (exclusive of the US). Provides students both with strategies for interpretation and with fresh readings of selected seminal texts. Maps out the most important contexts and concepts for understanding this fiction. Features readings of ten influential English-language novels including Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale, Kazuo Ishiguro’s Remains of the Day and Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart.

Or Not To Be

Or Not To Be
Author: Cary Smith
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 300
Release: 2016-04-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 132661875X

Swedish-born DI Inga Larsson stood in the barn that chilly morning looking down at the body of the poor young wretch. It may now be a world of phones that are too smart and Beats headphones, of kissy-kissy greetings and social media the British public get fussed about. But in some aspects, life has not changed one iota. Being dead is still as dead as it has always been. Two squabbling factions come to the attention of Larsson and her team - not the usual hoodlums or drug gangs. These two outfits are Lincoln's amateur dramatic groups, both overflowing with odd balls, antagonistic miscreants, and eccentrics who refuse to see eye-to-eye. As Larsson digs deeper, she comes face-to-face with homophobic and racist attitudes, with unadulterated snootiness served as a side dish. Has an innocent young woman become embroiled in their dispute in the name of art and paid the price with her life? As Shakespeare put it: Murder most foul, as in the best it is; But this most foul, strange, and unnatural.

Better Placed Elsewhere: The Living with the Past Anthology

Better Placed Elsewhere: The Living with the Past Anthology
Author: Mark Rayner
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 198
Release: 2014-06-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1291923039

"It's not for us I'm afraid!" various: For the very first time, fresh from the Isle of Wight, Mark brings you a collection of stories that simply weren't considered good enough - from the slush piles sent toppling across the world to the 15 minute theatre rejected twice by radio four... Mark has collected together the unsung hero's of his archives - the one's that might have made it; nearly made it and could have made it... The story too complex for interzone; the classic he was inspired to write while a rat was chewing through boiler cables at his home . And a host of re-worked last ditch internet friendly sagas... Finally placed in a nice book that takes up less space than a hard-drive..stories that were considered: better placed elsewhere!