Elis ‘The Butcher’ Hughes is a young average Gog squire who is down on his luck. The proverbial hits the fan and this inspires him to follow his dream to run a Welsh themed pub. This decision evolves into something bigger and more significant than he could have imagined. This dark comedy will leave readers in stitches about Elis’ time with the The Welsh Travelling Porn Roadshow and his quest to add Richard Burton’s used condom to his collection of Welsh relics for his Welsh Bar.