Well Look at You Turning 40 and Shit Coloring Book

Well Look at You Turning 40 and Shit Coloring Book
Author: Paperland
Publisher:
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2021-01-12
Genre:
ISBN: 9781034222323

Coloring on many sarcastic quotes and pictures make you relax and have fun A humorous adult coloring book that will surely get a big laugh from your beloved birthday celebrant Best birthday gift ideas for your friend, husband, wife, family member's birthday Each book has 62 pages, there are blank pages in between designs to ensure that you are not coloring on the back of an image.

Let Your Shit Go

Let Your Shit Go
Author: Swear Word Coloring Geeks
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 72
Release: 2016-06-27
Genre:
ISBN: 9781534962187

Not Another Shitty Adult Coloring Book? This curse word adult coloring book is filled with filthy words and phrases -- but with a twist. These illustrations are some of the most intricate and detailed drawings that you will find. Stop holding in your crap and LET YOUR SHIT GO! This book includes: - 40 very detailed illustrations that will keep you busy till you let your shit go - Filthy swear words that will make your grandmother weep Curse Words Included: - Dickweed - Shitfaced - Slutface - Bastard - Hoebag - Shitbrains - Fuckin' Jerkoff - Donkey Humper - Fuckboy - And many more!

Halo Colouring Book

Halo Colouring Book
Author: Microsoft
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics
Total Pages: 99
Release: 2017-10-24
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN: 1506705707

"The art of war. Your artistic skills will be tested, Spartan. Arm yourself and prepare for intense coloring action as you drop into forty-four black-and-white original illustrations filled with your favorite characters and vehicles from the Halo® franchise. Create patterns and add some color to Master Chief, the UNSC Infinity, and more!"--Page 4 of cover

Look at You Turning 20 Twice and Shit

Look at You Turning 20 Twice and Shit
Author: Merchday Publishing
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2020-06-08
Genre:
ISBN:

Look At You Turning 40 And Shit funny notebook / journal unique gift for everyone celebrating his birthday for boys, girls, for men, women, daughter, son, girlfriend, boyfriend, perfect for taking notes, ideas, writhing your goals and plans or writing your diary. Features: 6 x 9 Inches Format 120 Pages White pages Matte Cover Finish Design

You're the Shit

You're the Shit
Author: Jen Meyers
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2016-05-13
Genre:
ISBN: 9781533001566

Color like the badass you are. Coloring is relaxing, easy, and fun. But do you know what's even better? A sassy coloring book that boosts your self-esteem while you color. Inside this beautiful book you'll find 21 single-sided, gorgeous frameable designs to color and enjoy. Handpicked for their beauty and ranging from simple to intricate, most of the drawings include uplifting messages...from the socially acceptable "You've got this" to the cheekily profane "You are a metric shit ton of awesome." So grab some pencils or markers, find a comfortable place to artistically unwind, and get ready to raise your spirits while you release your inner sass in full-color splendor.

Fuck Off, I'm Coloring

Fuck Off, I'm Coloring
Author: Dare You Stamp Co.
Publisher: Dare You Stamp Company
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2016-09-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1604336617

Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!

I Know This Much Is True

I Know This Much Is True
Author: Wally Lamb
Publisher: Cambridge University Press
Total Pages: 884
Release: 1998-06-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780060391621

With his stunning debut novel, She's Come Undone, Wally Lamb won the adulation of critics and readers with his mesmerizing tale of one woman's painful yet triumphant journey of self-discovery. Now, this brilliantly talented writer returns with I Know This Much Is True, a heartbreaking and poignant multigenerational saga of the reproductive bonds of destruction and the powerful force of forgiveness. A masterpiece that breathtakingly tells a story of alienation and connection, power and abuse, devastation and renewal--this novel is a contemporary retelling of an ancient Hindu myth. A proud king must confront his demons to achieve salvation. Change yourself, the myth instructs, and you will inhabit a renovated world. When you're the same brother of a schizophrenic identical twin, the tricky thing about saving yourself is the blood it leaves on your bands--the little inconvenience of the look-alike corpse at your feet. And if you're into both survival of the fittest and being your brother's keeper--if you've promised your dying mother--then say so long to sleep and hello to the middle of the night. Grab a book or a beer. Get used to Letterman's gap-toothed smile of the absurd, or the view of the bedroom ceiling, or the influence of random selection. Take it from a godless insomniac. Take it from the uncrazy twin--the guy who beat the biochemical rap. Dominick Birdsey's entire life has been compromised and constricted by anger and fear, by the paranoid schizophrenic twin brother he both deeply loves and resents, and by the past they shared with their adoptive father, Ray, a spit-and-polish ex-Navy man (the five-foot-six-inch sleeping giant who snoozed upstairs weekdays in the spare room and built submarines at night), and their long-suffering mother, Concettina, a timid woman with a harelip that made her shy and self-conscious: She holds a loose fist to her face to cover her defective mouth--her perpetual apology to the world for a birth defect over which she'd had no control. Born in the waning moments of 1949 and the opening minutes of 1950, the twins are physical mirror images who grow into separate yet connected entities: the seemingly strong and protective yet fearful Dominick, his mother's watchful "monkey"; and the seemingly weak and sweet yet noble Thomas, his mother's gentle "bunny." From childhood, Dominick fights for both separation and wholeness--and ultimately self-protection--in a house of fear dominated by Ray, a bully who abuses his power over these stepsons whose biological father is a mystery. I was still afraid of his anger but saw how he punished weakness--pounced on it. Out of self-preservation I hid my fear, Dominick confesses. As for Thomas, he just never knew how to play defense. He just didn't get it. But Dominick's talent for survival comes at an enormous cost, including the breakup of his marriage to the warm, beautiful Dessa, whom he still loves. And it will be put to the ultimate test when Thomas, a Bible-spouting zealot, commits an unthinkable act that threatens the tenuous balance of both his and Dominick's lives. To save himself, Dominick must confront not only the pain of his past but the dark secrets he has locked deep within himself, and the sins of his ancestors--a quest that will lead him beyond the confines of his blue-collar New England town to the volcanic foothills of Sicily 's Mount Etna, where his ambitious and vengefully proud grandfather and a namesake Domenico Tempesta, the sostegno del famiglia, was born. Each of the stories Ma told us about Papa reinforced the message that he was the boss, that he ruled the roost, that what he said went. Searching for answers, Dominick turns to the whispers of the dead, to the pages of his grandfather's handwritten memoir, The History of Domenico Onofrio Tempesta, a Great Man from Humble Beginnings. Rendered with touches of magic realism, Domenico's fablelike tale--in which monkeys enchant and religious statues weep--becomes the old man's confession--an unwitting legacy of contrition that reveals the truth's of Domenico's life, Dominick learns that power, wrongly used, defeats the oppressor as well as the oppressed, and now, picking through the humble shards of his deconstructed life, he will search for the courage and love to forgive, to expiate his and his ancestors' transgressions, and finally to rebuild himself beyond the haunted shadow of his twin. Set against the vivid panoply of twentieth-century America and filled with richly drawn, memorable characters, this deeply moving and thoroughly satisfying novel brings to light humanity's deepest needs and fears, our aloneness, our desire for love and acceptance, our struggle to survive at all costs. Joyous, mystical, and exquisitely written, I Know This Much Is True is an extraordinary reading experience that will leave no reader untouched.

Well Look at You Turning 41 and Shit

Well Look at You Turning 41 and Shit
Author: Paperland
Publisher:
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2021-03-31
Genre:
ISBN: 9781034701378

Well Look at You Turning 40 and Shit Coloring Book for Adults, 40th Birthday Gift for Her, Birthday Quotes Coloring Book, Activity Coloring Coloring on many sarcastic quotes and pictures makes you relax and have fun. A humorous adult coloring book that will surely get a big laugh from your beloved birthday celebrant. Best birthday gift ideas for your friend, husband, wife, family member's birthday. Each book has 62 pages, there are blank pages in between designs to ensure that you are not coloring on the back of an image.

Destiny: The Official Coloring Book

Destiny: The Official Coloring Book
Author: Bungie
Publisher: Insight Editions
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2017-08-08
Genre: Games & Activities
ISBN: 9781608879229

Immerse yourself in Bungie’s hit game Destiny and color your way to Legend in Destiny: The Official Coloring Book. Featuring incredible line art inspired by the hit online gaming franchise, these action-packed pages give fans the chance to experience the awe-inspiring landscapes and characters of Destiny like never before. Journey through the red dunes of Mars and the ruins of Earth, explore different Guardian weapons and armor types, and color these iconic scenes to life. © 2016 Bungie, Inc. All rights reserved. Destiny, Bungie, and the Bungie logo are trademarks of Bungie, Inc. in the US and other countries.

Flipped

Flipped
Author: Wendelin Van Draanen
Publisher: Ember
Total Pages: 259
Release: 2003-05-13
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0375825444

A classic he-said-she-said romantic comedy! This updated anniversary edition offers story-behind-the-story revelations from author Wendelin Van Draanen. The first time she saw him, she flipped. The first time he saw her, he ran. That was the second grade, but not much has changed by the seventh. Juli says: “My Bryce. Still walking around with my first kiss.” He says: “It’s been six years of strategic avoidance and social discomfort.” But in the eighth grade everything gets turned upside down: just as Bryce is thinking that there’s maybe more to Juli than meets the eye, she’s thinking that he’s not quite all he seemed. This is a classic romantic comedy of errors told in alternating chapters by two fresh, funny voices. The updated anniversary edition contains 32 pages of extra backmatter: essays from Wendelin Van Draanen on her sources of inspiration, on the making of the movie of Flipped, on why she’ll never write a sequel, and a selection of the amazing fan mail she’s received. Awards and accolades for Flipped: SLJ Top 100 Children’s Novels of all time IRA-CBC Children’s Choice IRA Teacher’s Choice Honor winner, Judy Lopez Memorial Award/WNBA Winner of the California Young Reader Medal “We flipped over this fantastic book, its gutsy girl Juli and its wise, wonderful ending.” — The Chicago Tribune “Van Draanen has another winner in this eighth-grade ‘he-said, she-said’ romance. A fast, funny, egg-cellent winner.” — SLJ, Starred review “With a charismatic leading lady kids will flip over, a compelling dynamic between the two narrators and a resonant ending, this novel is a great deal larger than the sum of its parts.” —Publishers Weekly, Starred review