Welcome to the Funny Farm

Welcome to the Funny Farm
Author: Karen Scalf Linamen
Publisher: Baker Books
Total Pages: 156
Release: 2001-07-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1441235760

There is no end to the sources of frustration, challenge, disaster--and humor!--in a woman's life, and there is no one more skilled at finding the merriment and wisdom in these everyday foibles and events than award-winning author and popular speaker Karen Linamen. In her newest humor-packed release, Linamen (author of Just Hand Over the Chocolate and No One Will Get Hurt) guides readers on a side-splitting, hopeful, and entertaining tour of a woman's life, and in true, tongue-in-cheek Linamen style, no topic is off limits! Welcome to the Funny Farm covers everything from baby showers to cell phones, chin hair to Hamburger Helper, defrosted turkeys to Barry Manilow, and dumb blonde jokes to well-woman exams. Linamen's collection of hilarious observations, originally posted online at www.women-of-faith.com as The Funny Farm columns, will inspire and entertain (though not necessarily in that order) and ultimately shed light on principles of spiritual wellness and Christian living that will enrich the life of every reader.

The Funny Farm

The Funny Farm
Author: Jackie Ellis
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 297
Release: 2011-05-31
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1446465292

How often have you thought you might like to chuck it all in, leave the steaming metropolis and its noise and dirt behind and make for pastures new, to begin your life again? We often talk about it but people rarely do it. Jackie Moffat is one of those who did. In 1982 she and her family - armed with a bucketload of optimism, stout boots and a highly developed sense of the ridiculous - upped sticks from London (where she'd lived all her life) and went North, to Cumbria. Their destination was the Eden Valley, and a small stock-rearing and dairy farm called Rowfoot, and there they have spent the past twenty years getting to grips with the practice of running a working farm, keeping sheep, cattle, pigs and horses, becoming part of the (often eccentric) community, coping with the ups and downs (Foot and Mouth devastated them) of farming life. For the past ten years, the author's written a regular column for the Cumbria and Lake District Life magazine, and it was this that inspired her to write about her life in rural England and the trials, tribulations and pleasures of running a farm.

Funny Farm

Funny Farm
Author: Laurie Zaleski
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Total Pages: 237
Release: 2022-02-22
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 125027284X

An inspiring and moving memoir of the author's turbulent life with 600 rescue animals. Laurie Zaleski never aspired to run an animal rescue; that was her mother Annie’s dream. But from girlhood, Laurie was determined to make the dream come true. Thirty years later as a successful businesswoman, she did it, buying a 15-acre farm deep in the Pinelands of South Jersey. She was planning to relocate Annie and her caravan of ragtag rescues—horses and goats, dogs and cats, chickens and pigs—when Annie died, just two weeks before moving day. In her heartbreak, Laurie resolved to make her mother's dream her own. In 2001, she established the Funny Farm Animal Rescue outside Mays Landing, New Jersey. Today, she carries on Annie’s mission to save abused and neglected animals. Funny Farm is Laurie’s story: of promises kept, dreams fulfilled, and animals lost and found. It’s the story of Annie McNulty, who fled a nightmarish marriage with few skills, no money and no resources, dragging three kids behind her, and accumulating hundreds of cast-off animals on the way. And lastly, it's the story of the brave, incredible, and adorable animals that were rescued. Although there are some sad parts (as life always is), there are lots of laughs.

Loonyology

Loonyology
Author: Charles Bronson
Publisher: Andrews UK Limited
Total Pages: 482
Release: 2011-11-09
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1907792392

Lifer Charlie Bronson's reputation precedes him - ‘Britain's most violent prisoner’ - or does it? Do we really know the true Charlie, or are our impressions the result of media hype? Well, what is in no doubt is that Loonyology is 200% Bronson and will transport the reader on the dizziest no-holds-barred roller-coaster ride of their lives, from suspense and shock to laughter and tears, and from Bronson the ‘Solitary King’ to Bronson the Philosopher, the Poet, the Artist, the Author, the Joker, the Walking Scar and the Freedom Fighter. Now 55 years old, and having spent most of his last 34 years as a maximum security ‘Bronco Zoo’ inmate, he’s a much wiser man as he looks back on his crazy journey of unpredictable behaviour, his ever-alert mind darting from reminiscences of his teenage years to memories of fellow-cons, the screws, the cranks, letters and news reports, prison life and procedures, and the overall madness (‘loonyology’) of the legal and penal systems, peppering his stories with diary entries, true gems of information, sound advice and hilarious one-liners. Together with his many supporters and with the aid of a top lawyer, Charlie is campaigning for the parole board to finally allow him his freedom, but begging is not his style: he calls a spade a spade and is determined to win with dignity, fighting with his pen and his brain to achieve his aim of a life outside ‘the cage’. In his words: “I chose to be a villain. I’m not proud of it, nor am I ashamed of it. I have paid my debt to society and it’s time to go home.”

Hear Me

Hear Me
Author: Julia North
Publisher: Open Road Media
Total Pages: 293
Release: 2023-11-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1504089510

Lissa awakens in the afterlife and asks How did I get here? The answer is revealed in a tale of trauma, sisterhood, and a struggle for justice . . . Even after her death, Lissa must continue to untangle the mysteries of her life: the traumatic loss of her father, her descent into alcoholism, and her damaging relationships with men. As she recalls the rehab facility where she spent some of her final days, and the assortment of people she met there, Lissa confronts the most urgent question of all: How can she protect her surviving sisters from the things that threaten them now while helplessly watching from another realm? Hear Me is a powerful novel about life and death, addiction and sobriety, racism and the fight for justice—but above all, it is a story of love.

Audition Freedom

Audition Freedom
Author: Vp Boyle
Publisher: MaxTheatrix LLC
Total Pages: 218
Release: 2008-09
Genre: Art
ISBN: 0615250440

Imagine what your theatrical life would be like if you could walk into any audition room and find authentic freedom! Freedom to be human, freedom to be happy, freedom to be brilliant and freedom to be nothing but fantastically you? This inspiring not-like-any-other-audition-book by Broadway's top coach will crack your brain open with long lasting shifts that will keep you creating and enjoying powerful experiences "in the room."

The Photograph

The Photograph
Author: J. Kevin Costello
Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing
Total Pages: 249
Release: 2010-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1609110536

A 20-year-old photograph picturing six young men is sent to Michael Adams, a private detective in Chicago. Michael then receives a phone call from one of the faces in the picture. It seems another man in the group photo has apparently just taken his own life. The detective decides to fly home to New York and attend the funeral, where he can meet up with the caller, Ritchie Sweet. Ritchie suspects his friend's suicide was really foul play, but can't prove it. Michael is stymied, until Ritchie is killed trying to pass the detective a clue to prove that the suicide was really murder. Michael then realizes that each person in The Photograph is in jeopardy, so he races to find the remaining men and solve the crime before the killer can strike again. Besides dealing with the murderer, Michael has the New York Police Department following his every move, and Michael is also having a hot romance that keeps him off balance. This fast-paced action thriller will keep you glued until the last page. Author J. Kevin Costello grew up on Long Island, New York. He is retired and lives with his wife in Wheaton, Illinois. Costello is writing a sequel. He finds inspiration in the writing of James Michener, whom he met while attending college at Kent State University. Publisher's website: http: //www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/ThePhotograph.htm

I Never Stopped . . .

I Never Stopped . . .
Author: PJ Karr Ph.D.
Publisher: Archway Publishing
Total Pages: 114
Release: 2016-08-15
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1480834939

In the whirlwind of life, we yearn for serene moments. I Never Stopped . . . offers a refreshing reprieve. This compelling, creative book hopes to inspire and fuel ones desire to pursue and embrace a poetic voice. With each passing chapter, readers can experience a freeing momentum through humor, love, nature, and other soul-filled prose reflections. Author P. J. Karrs creativity is sparked every day, no matter her surroundings. She could be reading a magazine, listening to a song, or even spending time with family when inspiration strikes. Things playful, joyful, and metaphysical capture her daily spirit. Not only does she utilize the written word, but she also utilizes photography, which is exemplified in this collection. Karrs pictures recharge and enrich the natural life force that flows within each of us. Her diversity of prose coaxes one to experience a range of emotions while freeing the spirit. In our fast-paced society, it is a lofty pleasure to be enticed to slow down and not feel guilty. To read, engage, and pursue the formidable stillness within us in the company of ones writing evolution is a rare find!

Humor for the Holidays

Humor for the Holidays
Author: Shari MacDonald
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 196
Release: 2017-12-12
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1416542671

Celebrate the holidays with the marvelous gift of humor! Holidays can be both fun and frustrating, can't they? All the chaos that goes with the holidays can make you grin or groan. What you need for happy holidays is to have your stocking stuffed with tasty bits of humor. Imagine reaching into your stocking and finding a hilarious story by Patsy Clairmont, pulling out funny-bone ticklers by Martha Bolton, Jack Hayford, and Tim Wildmon, and discovering goodies to make you giggle by many other gifted writers. So grab a cup of wassail, curl up in your favorite chair, and indulge yourself with this heart-lifting book of holiday cheer -- it's stuffed full of special surprises to raise your spirits and add joy to your world!