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Watch Your F*cking Language
Author | : Sterling Johnson |
Publisher | : St. Martin's Griffin |
Total Pages | : 114 |
Release | : 2004-11-03 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1429997508 |
Let the squeamish beware! Watch Your F*cking Language takes a no-holds-barred approach to taboo words and expressions. It shows you how to use them to your advantage -- and have fun doing so. Building on the lessons learned in English as a Second F*cking Language, this book emphasizes traditional English swears as well as powerful (and hidden) expressions from other cultures and languages. Through numerous examples, it puts the real language of real people into context: FLOYD: I just heard a Dan Quayle speech. It was really f*cking confusing. RUBY: I just got back from a Mongolian cluster f*ck. It was really confusing f*cking. The name of the game is communication, and Watch Your F*cking Language shows readers how to hammer home their messages with confidence and gusto. Among its features: *Numerous examples of proper (and so-called improper) usage *An Idioms section that emphasizes the niceties of swearing *A "Need to Know, "Nice to Know," and "Forget It" system for identifying swear words *A Final F*cking Exam
English as a Second F*cking Language
Author | : Sterling Johnson |
Publisher | : Macmillan |
Total Pages | : 94 |
Release | : 1996-06-15 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 031214329X |
Demonstrates swearing for those learning English as a second language, and explains the meaning of obscene, off-color, and vulgar expressions
Play Me False
Author | : E.R. Whyte |
Publisher | : Whyte House Publications |
Total Pages | : 424 |
Release | : 2022-10-11 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : |
I’ve just discovered my husband has a secret…one that he might just kill me to preserve. In a single soul-destroying moment, I discover my husband has an entire other family. And while there are two great men ready to help me heal my broken heart, it's almost impossible to choose which one is the best man for the job: the handsome police detective, or my too-sexy-for-his-own-good teaching assistant. As I begin the torturous journey of recovering from the lie that shattered everything, though, I learn that my husband’s betrayal isn’t limited to matters of the heart. Instead, it involves a decades-old plot that threatens everything…including my life. If I can’t unravel the web of deceit spun by the psychopath I married, my family’s safety, a new love, and my very life are at risk of being destroyed by a man who will stop at nothing to get what he wants. If you enjoy small towns, angsty romance, and thrilling suspense, you'll love E.R. Whyte's first standalone installment in the Lucy Falls series. Potential trigger warnings for mention of infertility, epilepsy, emotional and psychological manipulation, death, and suicide. Buy Play Me False to start this addicting series today!
Dynamite Road
Author | : Andrew Klavan |
Publisher | : Forge Books |
Total Pages | : 385 |
Release | : 2004-08-01 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1429939516 |
Jim Bishop is a hard man, as cold as the wind off the water and tough to the point of brutality. Scott Weiss is Bishop's boss, a world-weary ex-cop who runs a private detective agency out of a concrete tower in the heart of San Francisco. In this powerfully original series debut by award-winning and bestselling author Andrew Klavan, Weiss sends Bishop to investigate corruption at a Northern California airport-and so sets events in motion that will lead both men on a desperate hunt for a master assassin. Bishop's assignment is to investigate the airport and report back to Weiss. But Bishop prefers to make up the rules as he goes along. He's willing to beat any man into the ground and draw any woman into his bed in order to get the answers he's after. A pilot himself, he takes to the air to check out the illegal flights of a thug names Chris Wannamaker. Then he coolly seduces Wannamaker's lonely wife in order to find out more. Back in the city, as Weiss struggles to rein Bishop in, he begins a connected investigation of his own. A death in a mansion in Presidio Heights, a seemingly random murder South of Market, an apparent suicide off the Golden Gate Bridge, all seem to bear the mark of Weiss' old nemesis, an expert gun-for-hire who goes by the name of the Shadowman. It's a trail of blood, and each step of it seems to bring Weiss closer to Julie Wyant, a mysterious beauty who captures the imagination of every man she meets. Soon Bishop has found his way into the center of a massive criminal conspiracy, a plan set to climax with an act of audacious violence and a murder that would be impossible for any killer but one. And with his operative's wife in danger, Weiss begins a race against time to outsmart the murderer who stalks his nightmares and to rescue the woman who haunts his dream. If you like your tough guys really tough, your femme fatale and your action explosive-welcome to Dynamite Road. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook
Author | : Robin Smith |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 104 |
Release | : 2017-06-17 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781548185046 |
Increase Creativity, Memory, and Intelligence! Scientist have f*cking studies that say swearing shows intelligence. Knowing that, are you the next Albert Einstein? Do you just need a little push and motivation to be a genius? Perhaps what's holding you back is the one dimensionality of your foul mouth. Why not learn how to tell someone how to "Go F*ck Off" in 8 different languages? Is that the only thing keeping you from your place in history along with Leonardo Da Vinci, Einstein, Stephen Hawking? Not anymore! Imagine how much your vocabulary will improve after purchasing the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook. How much stress will you relieve cursing out that a$$h0!e who cut you off on the freeway in 5 different languages? Now that's genius! If your language patterns routinely result in sailors blushing, mothers covering their children's ears, then you definitely need the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook! Increase Creativity Writing by hand has been associated with boosting creativity. Whether you're searching for the next big business idea or for creative ways to express your thoughts, writing in a notebook can give your creative juices more punch. This means coming up with better ideas more quickly and easier than before. Imagine the how a boost in creativity will make you feel at work, home or at school. Your next great idea may be write at the tips of your fingers waiting to be expressed on the pages of the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook. Improve Your Memory Studies show that writing by hand with a pen or pencil improves the strength and length of memories. Manual note taking has an advantage over digital notes. The Association for Psychological Science proclaimed "taking notes by hand is better than taking notes on a laptop". How will you take advantage of this knowledge to gain an edge on your competition at school, work, or business? How will better understanding make things better for you? Technology is designed to speed up tasks, not for user improvement. Remember, you're not taking notes to refer to later, you're writing it down to remember it now!Because you desire comprehension and understanding rather than simple transcription, the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook is a must. Achieve Your Goals and Organize Your Life Write down accomplishments with your exercise habits, weight loss, and other life goals. Look back feel good about yourself and all you've done. Besides capturing goals and dreams, capture important tasks, notes, and phone numbers. Use the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook to organize your life. Evoke Mindfulness Journaling tends to evoke a state of mindfulness in the writer. A greater state of mindfulness means a greater sense of well being, improved physical health, and improved mental health. This correlates to relief from depression, anxiety, and stress. How will you benefit from a greater state of mindfulness you achieve from journaling in the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook? What Really Matters? Think about the importance of your birth certificate, marriage certificate, property deeds, or even the laws that govern our society...the stuff that really matters goes onto paper! Stop limiting yourself and start generating better ideas, more mindfulness, and greater organization now with the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook. Buy the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook today, make what you write matter!
The Strain
Author | : David Lapham |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 153 |
Release | : 2015 |
Genre | : Comics & Graphic Novels |
ISBN | : 1616556382 |
"This volume reprints the comic book series The Strain: The night eternal #1-#6 from Dark Horse Comics."--Title page verso.
FCC Record
Author | : United States. Federal Communications Commission |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 962 |
Release | : 1987 |
Genre | : Telecommunication |
ISBN | : |
Outside the Lines
Author | : Lisa Desrochers |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 310 |
Release | : 2016-01-19 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0698409531 |
The first in an edgy new contemporary romance series that follows a family on the run, from the author of the USA Today bestselling A Little Too Far series... As the oldest son of a Chicago crime lord, Robert Delgado always knew how dangerous life could be. With his mother dead and his father in prison, he’s taking charge of his family’s safety—putting himself and his siblings in witness protection to hide out in a backwater Florida town. Fourth grade teacher Adri Wilson is worried about the new boy in her class. Sherm is quiet and evasive, especially when he’s around his even cagier older brother. Adri can’t help her attraction to Rob, or the urge to help them both in whatever way she can. But the Delgados have enemies on two sides of the mob—their father’s former crew and the rival family he helped take down. It’s only a matter of time before someone finds them. And if Rob isn’t careful, Adri could end up in the crossfire... Includes an exclusive preview of the next On the Run novel, Over the Line.
Visions of Reality
Author | : David Gregory |
Publisher | : iUniverse |
Total Pages | : 236 |
Release | : 2007-06 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0595449697 |
A war is being fought for the future of mankind with no armies, no traditional weapons and no boundaries. Jack and Pete find themselves accidentally drawn into this unconventional fight over the fate of Earth with the push of a button. With the help of Bing, McKenna, Estrandu, Maxwell and Bradley, it is now up to them to fight for mankind's right to live.