Two Golf Balls Rolled Into a Bar

Two Golf Balls Rolled Into a Bar
Author: Chip Putt
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 92
Release: 2014-10-29
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781502553751

This is a new golf joke book containing 285 golf jokes which will knock the head covers off your clubs. None of the jokes have curse words so the book is suitable for males and females of all ages.Think of it for Father or Mothers' day gift, birthday gift or for a golfer at work.All the jokes were never before published and were written after 2012. This means the jokes are new and deal with more current and laughable opportunities. For example: ”>Rory McIlroy said, "Yesterday I had 5 doubles in a row." His pal replied, "Scotch I hope!"The book has 33 chapters such as:'14 Signs You Are Addicted to Golf,' 27 answers to 'What If Golf Were Never Invented,' and 8 jokes that start with "My game is so bad that...".Just about ALL of the 11,400 golf joke books found on the 'net' are collections or compilations of previously published old jokes. NOT THIS BOOK!!!

Diary of a Rich Man's Kid

Diary of a Rich Man's Kid
Author: Charles C. Pettijohn Jr.
Publisher: Beaufort Books
Total Pages: 139
Release: 2014-05-13
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0825306647

Charles C. Pettijohn, Jr. has met the notable and the notorious, the famous and the infamous. From a childhood surrounded by the stars of Old Hollywood to a career in the golden age of television and film, he has seen it all. Introduced by his daughter, Adrienne, Charles shares personal stories of life among American royalty in this intimate and folksy memoir. Frank and uncensored, Diary of a Rich Man's Kid shows the real side of many larger-than-life figures. Entertainment notables like Carol Burnett, Burt Reynolds, and Red Skelton make appearances as well as world leaders like Franklin D. Roosevelt and John Kennedy. Diary of a Rich Man's Kid presents a funny and heartwarming peek inside a bygone era.

The Physics of Golf

The Physics of Golf
Author: Theodore P. Jorgensen
Publisher: Springer Science & Business Media
Total Pages: 210
Release: 2013-11-27
Genre: Science
ISBN: 1441986189

This revised and expanded bestseller includes a new chapter on putting, a new appendix on the fundamental physics covered in the book, increased coverage of modern club design, and an updated reference section. As in the previous book, most of the mathematics is relegated to a technical appendix. The first edition of this book was enthusiastically received by the both the science press in Physics Today, IEEE Spectrum, and Nature and the golf world in American Golf Pro and Golf Week.

My Usual Game

My Usual Game
Author: David Owen
Publisher: Main Street Books
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2011-11-23
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 0307809072

Published just in time for Father's Day, this engagingly witty discourse takes readers along on Owen's golfing adventures--playing the Masters course in Augusta, touring Ireland's greatest greens, meeting the sport's real millionaires (the equipment manufacturers), and chatting with local duffers. Line drawings.

A Killing Smile

A Killing Smile
Author: Christopher G. Moore
Publisher: Christopher G. Moore
Total Pages: 281
Release: 2004
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9749233573

A Killing Smile First in the Land of Smiles Trilogy by Christopher G. Moore n 1957 Richard Mason's The World of Suzie Wong shocked the world with an exotic tale set in Hong Kong, then in 1973 Paul Theroux's Saint Jack followed with a powerful story set in Singapore, and in 1991 Christopher G. Moore's A Killing Smile has registered a tour de force with a haunting drama set in Bangkok. A Killing Smile is a simple but deep story about the aftermath of events following the death of a successful Los Angeles attorney's wife. Lost, confused, and angry, Lawrence Baring, Esq. goes to Bangkok and confronts Tuttle--the man his wife, Sarah, had once loved. The story follows the conflict and enveloping relationship of Baring and Tuttle in the underworld of Bangkok's Patpong, Soi Cowboy, and the late night meeting spot called HQ where spies, gangsters, diplomats, pimps, businessmen, writers, teachers, travellers gather along side the women they buy for the night. The novel is filled with twists and turns and atmosphere and absolutely fascinating characters shipwrecked in a society they vaguely understand.

World's Greatest Golf Jokes

World's Greatest Golf Jokes
Author: Stan McDougal
Publisher: Citadel Press
Total Pages: 184
Release: 2000-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780806508313

Favorites from course and clubhouse will crack up any duffer.

Golf

Golf
Author: Bob Glanville
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
Total Pages: 199
Release: 2010-12-14
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1426943946

Mark Twain once described golf as a good walk spoiled. Most golfers have had a round (or two) where these words rang especially true. That is because golf is a game where failure is unavoidable. Every shot, every lie, is a unique event involving a multitude of intricate variables, any of which can cause a shot to go awry. But fear nothelp is here! Former profession golfer Bob Glanville shares the knowledge he has gained from more than half a century of playing and teaching golf. In Golf: The Game of Lessening Failures, he teaches golfers to eliminate their golfing failures, one swing at a time. He dispenses his wit and wisdom through sixteen chapters that touch upon nearly every aspect of the game, including the equipment, the terminology, the etiquette, and the origins of the PGA. Through it all, readers learn to improve their game physically and mentally, as well as by using a set of clubs that will help them get the most out of every swing. The course awaits.

Proceedings of the 10th International Symposium on Computer Science in Sports (ISCSS)

Proceedings of the 10th International Symposium on Computer Science in Sports (ISCSS)
Author: Paul Chung
Publisher: Springer
Total Pages: 264
Release: 2015-10-02
Genre: Computers
ISBN: 3319245600

This book presents the main scientific results of the 10th International Symposium of Computer Science in Sport (IACSS/ISCSS 2015), sponsored by the International Association of Computer Science in Sport in collaboration with the International Society of Sport Psychology (ISSP), which took place between September 9-11, 2015 at Loughborough, UK. This proceedings aims to build a link between computer science and sport, and reports on results from applying computer science techniques to address a wide number of problems in sport and exercise sciences. It provides a good platform and opportunity for researchers in both computer science and sport to understand and discuss ideas and promote cross-disciplinary research. The strictly reviewed and carefully revised papers cover the following topics:Modelling and Analysis, Artificial Intelligence in Sport, Virtual Reality in Sport, Neural Cognitive Training, IT Systems for Sport, Sensing Technologies and Image Processing.