The Religious Psycho Killer's Shit List

The Religious Psycho Killer's Shit List
Author: The Psycho Killer's Shit List John Scott Ridgway
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 290
Release: 2009-01-26
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1435725689

The revolutionary comedic short stories, rants, poems, loves and hates of one of the internets most read writers, the host of Peace and Pipedreams, and various other sites.

Fuck This Shitshow

Fuck This Shitshow
Author: Kristie Breen
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2022-07-12
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 166800609X

A Simon Element book. Simon Element has a great book for every reader.

Country Ham

Country Ham
Author: John Quincy MacPherson
Publisher: Wipf and Stock Publishers
Total Pages: 212
Release: 2017-05-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1498244386

"Ham" MacPherson is a promising left-handed baseball pitcher at Wilkes Central High School whom the Atlanta Braves have told will be selected with the third pick of the 1976 MLB draft, complete with a generous signing bonus. Within a twenty-four hour period, however, Ham's world goes topsy-turvy. His relationships with his girlfriend, Nora, and best friend, JC, are turned upside down and inside out. A life-changing catastrophe transforms Ham and the way he views the world. Accidents and deaths soon follow. How will Ham deal with all the tumult in his life? The story ends where it began, in a hearse.

The Edge of Today, and the End of Tomorrow

The Edge of Today, and the End of Tomorrow
Author: Christian Gray
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2022-10-28
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

The Edge of Today, and the End of Tomorrow: Subtle Beginnings By: Christian Gray David is a young author, gamer, homebody, kind of a shut-in, really, whose quiet imaginative life in Misawa, Japan becomes all too real and all too dangerous when an alien invasion rudely wakes him at the ungodly hour of 4:00 p.m. When his nosey, cranky landlady escorts a large, scary stranger into David’s bedroom and demands that he get up and out immediately, he’s having none of it. But his outrage is quickly replaced by immobilizing shock at the horrific sights he spies out his bedroom window. Monsters, of varying sizes but all with a taste for human flesh, are swarming his neighborhood. The Edge of Today and the End of Tomorrow launches David into a world he’s never known, one that rips him from his peaceful existence and thrusts him into life-and-death situations that he must rise to meet. He has a steep learning curve to become the man he needs to be to survive and to save the human race, a man he never imagined he could become.

Beautifully Cruel

Beautifully Cruel
Author: M. William Phelps
Publisher: Pinnacle Books
Total Pages: 448
Release: 2017-11-28
Genre: True Crime
ISBN: 0786037296

The New York Times bestselling true crime author investigates a shocking case of a wife, mother, and murder in the Iowa suburbs. Iowa housewife Tracey Pittman Roberts seemed to have it all: natural beauty, three loving children, and a fairy tale second marriage to a wealthy businessman. But beneath the happy façade was a woman who used lies, manipulation, sex, ugly allegations, blackmail—and even murder—to serve her own selfish ends. On December 13, 2001, police rushed to Tracey’s home after a shooting left her young neighbor dead. Tracey claimed it was an act of self-defense. Nine gunshot wounds—and a decades-long trail of extortion, fabrication, fraud, and intimidation—said otherwise. Ten years after the crime, Tracey’s case finally went to trial in an explosive courtroom showdown. In a searing exploration of the criminal mind, acclaimed investigative journalist M. William Phelps traces the saga of a psychopath who hid in plain sight—until her wicked ways caught up with her. “Phelps is one of America’s finest true-crime authors.” —Vincent Bugliosi “Phelps is the Harlan Coben of real-life thrillers.” —Allison Brennan

Bright Lights, Big Ass

Bright Lights, Big Ass
Author: Jen Lancaster
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 404
Release: 2007-05-01
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9780451221254

Jen Lancaster hates to burst your happy little bubble, but life in the big city isn't all it's cracked up to be. Contrary to what you see on TV and in the movies, most urbanites aren't party-hopping in slinky dresses and strappy stilettos. But lucky for us, Lancaster knows how to make the life of the lower crust mercilessly funny and infinitely entertaining. Whether she's reporting rude neighbors to Homeland Security, harboring a crush on her grocery store clerk, or fighting-and losing-the Battle of the Stairmaster- Lancaster explores how silly, strange, and not-so-fabulous real city living can be. And if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss her big, fat, pink, puffy down parka.

Icebreaker

Icebreaker
Author: Hannah Grace
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 424
Release: 2022-11-22
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1398525693

COMING IN SUMMER 2024, DAYDREAM, THE BRAND NEW HANNAH GRACE MAPLE HILLS NOVEL - PRE-ORDER NOW! A TikTok sensation! Sparks fly when a competitive figure skater and hockey team captain are forced to share a rink. Anastasia Allen has worked her entire life for a shot at Team USA. It looks like everything is going according to plan when she gets a full scholarship to the University of California, Maple Hills and lands a place on their competitive figure skating team. Nothing will stand in her way, not even the captain of the hockey team, Nate Hawkins. Nate’s focus as team captain is on keeping his team on the ice. Which is tricky when a facilities mishap means they are forced to share a rink with the figure skating team—including Anastasia, who clearly can’t stand him. But when Anastasia’s skating partner faces an uncertain future, she may have to look to Nate to take her shot. Sparks fly, but Anastasia isn’t worried . . . because she could never like a hockey player, right?

UNMADE

UNMADE
Author: Jerri O'Powell
Publisher: Jerri O'Powell
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2021-05-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

As the deep sea once gave rise to pirates, so also did deep space . The crew of The Twenty-Wun Stars is one such group of opportunistic souls. This exceptional group of serendipitous scoundrels find themselves under the leadership of Captain Jake Wade. The swaggering mojo at which this man moves thru life is literally infectious. Skirting the law where they can, looking for their next score to make payroll and trying to keep the ship online, is always the order of the day. UNMADE Many titles have laid out the lives of the past, present and future crew of the pirate ship The Twenty-Wun Stars. All of that has brought us here, where we get the formal introduction to Jake Jaimon Wade and his ascent to captain. In the middle of another firefight from a deal gone sideways, the crew of the Twenty-Wun Stars is aided by two ladies who are from125 years in the future. In a mad scramble to escape a fight where they are outnumbered and outgunned the ship crashes out of hyperspace onto an undiscovered, isolated advanced steampunk planet. The two young ladies from the future are trying to find the woman who in their time has destroyed the CRW (Confederation of Republic Worlds), killed or enslaved billions and driven humanity to the brink of destruction. It is their hope to find her before her march down the path of war ever begins. Having reason to believe at some point she was a member of the crew of the Twenty-Wun Stars, their trek thru time has brought them on board the ship the day it crashes onto a steampunk world deeply steeped in superhero/super-villain culture. As fate would have it, the crew of the Twenty-Wun Stars fits right in with their unique array of gifts and talents. While the ship is being repaired and the two ladies search for the woman who destroys the future, run-ins with the local super powered elite up the stakes that threaten the crew, the ship, this new world and ultimately the CRW. Over three thousand years after the final battle over the soul of mankind, between God, Satan, and Nefarious, destroys the earth, a new chapter begins. The resulting hyperspace blast from the earth’s destruction flings the last of humanity into the furthest reaches of space on their surviving starships. Over 300 years passes before these star cast seeds of mankind reclaim the stars, and begin to find each other. The first of the new worlds to find each other and reconnect old humanity on new worlds, would eventually form The Confederation of Republic Worlds. This union would be marked with the erection of the Jara Timekeeping Tower on Jara Prime, broadcasting a synced time throughout the known universe. This is the Jara Era.

Playing For Keeps

Playing For Keeps
Author: Samantha Lind
Publisher: Samantha Lind
Total Pages: 194
Release: 2018-06-14
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Friends with benefits—it never works. Someone always ends up wanting more. What happens when both want more, but neither will tell the other? Richard Murphy has been in the NHL for fifteen years, playing the game he loves. But with retirement looming in the next few years, he’s ready to settle down and start a family. There’s only one woman he wants that with, but she’s put him firmly into the friends—with benefits—category. Can he change her mind and heart, and prove to her he’s playing for keeps? Madison O’Neal has been a lover of sports since she was young. She and her dad bonded over them, both during and after her mother lost her battle with breast cancer. Her love of sports led to a successful career as a sports agent. As much as she loves her job, what she really wants is a family—and someone to call her own. But the one man she’s head-over-heels in love with has her in the friends—with incredible benefits—category. Can Madison and Richard find their way through the murky waters of friendship and become the lovers they secretly want to be?

Indianapolis Eagles: The First Period

Indianapolis Eagles: The First Period
Author: Samantha Lind
Publisher: Samantha Lind
Total Pages: 640
Release: 2020-10-14
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

The Indianapolis Eagles Set One contains the first three full-length novels from author Samantha Lind's best-selling Indianapolis Eagles Series! JUST SAY YES What will it take for her to Just Say Yes? Scott Taylor has a perfect life. He gets to fulfill his dream of playing professional hockey and has a loving family, and a tight group of friends. But the one thing missing in his life is a partner to come home to. He knows exactly who he wants to fill that position– the only woman he has ever loved. The one who got away, who constantly consumes his every thought. What it would take to get her to Just Say Yes to a second chance? Becca Phillips is an independent woman who has made her career as an ER nurse a priority in her life. She has a loving family and a best friend by her side, but she can’t seem to get over her first love, Scott. Insecurities led her to break up with him years ago when he started climbing the ranks in professional hockey and, for eight years, Becca has avoided Scott when he returns home each summer. Can she overcome her fears and allow love back into her life? All she has to do is Just Say Yes to the one and only man she has ever loved. SCORING THE PLAYER Cocky, man whore, player…. Those are all ways I have been described by the media and countless women. Are they accurate? Possibly. But, that’s all I let the media see of me, Brian Kelly, defensive player for the Indianapolis Eagles Hockey team. I have no intentions of settling down and changing the media's perception of me. I can’t tell if women are after me for my bank account, the status symbol of being with a professional athlete, or if they really want me for me. Then I meet her. The one woman who doesn’t let my charm affect her or cause her to jump directly into my bed. Can I possibly change my ways and settle down? Grounded, selfless, giving…Those are all the ways my family and friends have described me. Are they right? Possibly. But, I’m so much more, and need some passion and excitement in my life. My best friend is moving on and I want that someone special to share all that life has to offer. Let it be known that I, Kinley Williams, want the right someone special. So why did he have to crash into me? The one man who is so clearly wrong for me. Then again, he doesn’t seem like anything the tabloids claim him to be. So is he really all that wrong? PLAYING FOR KEEPS Friends with benefits—it never works. Someone always ends up wanting more. What happens when both want more, but neither will tell the other? Richard Murphy has been in the NHL for fifteen years, playing the game he loves. But with retirement looming in the next few years, he’s ready to settle down and start a family. There’s only one woman he wants that with, but she’s put him firmly into the friends—with benefits—category. Can he change her mind and heart, and prove to her he’s playing for keeps? Madison O’Neal has been a lover of sports since she was young. She and her dad bonded over them, both during and after her mother lost her battle with breast cancer. Her love of sports led to a successful career as a sports agent. As much as she loves her job, what she really wants is a family—and someone to call her own. But the one man she’s head-over-heels in love with has her in the friends—with incredible benefits—category. Can Madison and Richard find their way through the murky waters of friendship and become the lovers they secretly want to be?