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Unusually Stupid Americans
| Author | : Kathryn Petras |
| Publisher | : Villard |
| Total Pages | : 305 |
| Release | : 2007-12-18 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0307417611 |
A hilarious collection of lists, statistics, news items, quotations, and facts detailing stupid acts of Americans from all walks of life—by the authors of the bestselling The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said Everyone knows that America is “the land of the free and the home of the brave,” but sometimes that means we’re free to be as bravely stupid as we want! In Unusually Stupid Americans, Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras assemble choice bits of stupidity, U.S.A.-style, including •the top seriously flawed American advertising moments, including Pacific Airlines’ brilliant “You’re scared of flying? So’s our pilot!” ad campaign, which led the airline to bankruptcy within two months of the campaign’s inception •the Martin Luther King, Jr., celebration in Florida, where a plaque was un-veiled that was intended to honor the actor James Earl Jones but instead read, “Thank you James Earl Ray for keeping the dream alive” (an unfortunate slip-up, as James Earl Ray was King’s assassin) •and much more!
Those Silly Americans
| Author | : Stephen Edwards |
| Publisher | : Gatekeeper Press |
| Total Pages | : 254 |
| Release | : 2024-06-11 |
| Genre | : Body, Mind & Spirit |
| ISBN | : 166295218X |
Stephen S. Edwards— former DJ, events specialist, and limousine and jet charter operator—spent a thirty-five-year career in the business world serving the elite of cooperate America, and he details his behind-the-scenes observations, and much more, in his new book, Those Silly Americans: Communism Over Socialism. From his experiences, he shares his unique insight into how we as human beings should respectfully treat our fellow humans. Human behavior is so silly! When Stephen’s job left him stranded in the New Mexico desert on the fateful date of Friday, November 13th, 2020, he witnessed what few others ever have. In Those Silly Americans: Communism Over Socialism he shares proof with readers—we are not alone in the Universe!
The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America
| Author | : Matt Kracht |
| Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
| Total Pages | : 178 |
| Release | : 2019-04-02 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1452177392 |
National bestselling book: Featured on Midwest, Mountain Plains, New Atlantic, Northern, Pacific Northwest and Southern Regional Indie Bestseller Lists Perfect book for the birder and anti-birder alike A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore! • Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. • The essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching. • Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds. "There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way. " – Uncrate A humorous animal book with 50 common North American birds for people who love birds and also those who love to hate birds • A perfect coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book • Makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, or retirement gift
The Silly Book
| Author | : Stuart E. Hample |
| Publisher | : Candlewick Press |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2004 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9780763622565 |
A collection of silliness, both verbal and visual.
Idiot America
| Author | : Charles Pierce |
| Publisher | : Anchor |
| Total Pages | : 322 |
| Release | : 2010-05-04 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0767926153 |
NATIONAL BESTSELLER The three Great Premises of Idiot America: · Any theory is valid if it sells books, soaks up ratings, or otherwise moves units · Anything can be true if someone says it loudly enough · Fact is that which enough people believe. Truth is determined by how fervently they believe it With his trademark wit and insight, veteran journalist Charles Pierce delivers a gut-wrenching, side-splitting lament about the glorification of ignorance in the United States. Pierce asks how a country founded on intellectual curiosity has somehow deteriorated into a nation of simpletons more apt to vote for an American Idol contestant than a presidential candidate. But his thunderous denunciation is also a secret call to action, as he hopes that somehow, being intelligent will stop being a stigma, and that pinheads will once again be pitied, not celebrated. Erudite and razor-sharp, Idiot America is at once an invigorating history lesson, a cutting cultural critique, and a bullish appeal to our smarter selves.
The Awesomest, Randomest Book Ever
| Author | : Mary Richards Beaumont |
| Publisher | : American Girl Publishing Incorporated |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2014 |
| Genre | : Formulas, recipes, etc |
| ISBN | : 9781609584597 |
"So what's this book about anyway? Well, it's about baby animals, fun crafts, and delicious recipes. It's about using your imagination, learning stuff, and solving problems. It's also about science. And room decorating. It's got weird jokes and pictures of goats. Basically, it's totally random--just like you!"--Page [4] of cover.
America
| Author | : Jon Stewart |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2005 |
| Genre | : Democracy |
| ISBN | : 9780713998948 |
American democracy is the world's most beloved form of government, which is why so many other nations are eager for it to be imposed on them. But just what exactly is it? Jon Stewart and his fellow patriots from the Emmy-winning The Daily Show finally deliver the answer. They offer their insights into a unique system of government, dissecting its institutions, explaining its history and processes, and exploring the reasons why concepts like 'One man, one vote', 'Government by the people', and 'Every vote counts' have become such popular urban myths. Includes such favourites as Ancient Rome: The First Republicans; The Founding Fathers: Young, Gifted and White; The President: King of Democracy; The Supreme Court: 18 Legs, Four Tits, One Mission; Running for Office: What Are You Thinking?; The Media: Can It Be Stopped?; The Future of Democracy: The Constitutional Robocracy and You
American Like Me
| Author | : America Ferrera |
| Publisher | : Gallery Books |
| Total Pages | : 336 |
| Release | : 2019-09-03 |
| Genre | : Social Science |
| ISBN | : 1501180924 |
INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER From award-winning actress and political activist America Ferrera comes a vibrant and varied collection of first-person accounts from prominent figures about the experience of growing up between cultures. America Ferrera has always felt wholly American, and yet, her identity is inextricably linked to her parents’ homeland and Honduran culture. Speaking Spanish at home, having Saturday-morning-salsa-dance-parties in the kitchen, and eating tamales alongside apple pie at Christmas never seemed at odds with her American identity. Still, she yearned to see that identity reflected in the larger American narrative. Now, in American Like Me, America invites thirty-one of her friends, peers, and heroes to share their stories about life between cultures. We know them as actors, comedians, athletes, politicians, artists, and writers. However, they are also immigrants, children or grandchildren of immigrants, indigenous people, or people who otherwise grew up with deep and personal connections to more than one culture. Each of them struggled to establish a sense of self, find belonging, and feel seen. And they call themselves American enthusiastically, reluctantly, or not at all. Ranging from the heartfelt to the hilarious, their stories shine a light on a quintessentially American experience and will appeal to anyone with a complicated relationship to family, culture, and growing up.
Stupid White Men
| Author | : Michael Moore |
| Publisher | : Harper Collins |
| Total Pages | : 306 |
| Release | : 2004-05-11 |
| Genre | : Political Science |
| ISBN | : 006098726X |
In the winter of 2002, Stupid White Men took America -- and the world -- by storm. Tired and skeptical of George W. Bush's high approval ating, frightened by the implications of the Enron scandal -- and generally just looking for a voice of honest dissent in the thick atmosphere of jingoism that followed 9/11 -- book buyers from coast to coast swiftly embraced Michael Moore's in-your-face anti-Bush-era manifesto, making it one of the bestselling nonfiction books of the year. With an unerring eye for greed, hypocrisy, and corruption, Michael Moore takes on the whole ugly mess of America at the dawn of the twenty-first century. Whether he's demanding U.N. action to overthrow the Bush Family Junta or calling on African Americans to place whites only signs over the entrances of unfriendly businesses, Stupid White Men is a pitch-perfect skewering of our culture of Malfeasance and Mediocrity.
