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| Author | : Ben Schwartz |
| Publisher | : Hachette Books |
| Total Pages | : 144 |
| Release | : 2017-10-17 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0316435007 |
A hilarious illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial. For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not! Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips -- complete with illustrations -- that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating. In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from "Why are you texting in just Emojis, dummy?!" to "Stop playing games, idiot!" and, of course, "PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, A**HOLE!" Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.
| Author | : Samantha Irby |
| Publisher | : Vintage |
| Total Pages | : 338 |
| Release | : 2020-03-31 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0525563490 |
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Lambda Literary Award for Bisexual Nonfiction Award Winner • A rip-roaring, edgy and unabashedly raunchy new collection of hilarious essays from the New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life. “Stay-up-all-night, miss-your-subway-stop, spit-out-your-beverage funny.” —Jia Tolentino, New York Times bestselling author of Trick Mirror Irby is forty, and increasingly uncomfortable in her own skin despite what Inspirational Instagram Infographics have promised her. She has left her job as a receptionist at a veterinary clinic, has published successful books and has been friendzoned by Hollywood, left Chicago, and moved into a house with a garden that requires repairs and know-how with her wife in a Blue town in the middle of a Red state where she now hosts book clubs and makes mason jar salads. This is the bourgeois life of a Hallmark Channel dream. She goes on bad dates with new friends, spends weeks in Los Angeles taking meetings with "tv executives slash amateur astrologers" while being a "cheese fry-eating slightly damp Midwest person," "with neck pain and no cartilage in [her] knees," who still hides past due bills under her pillow. The essays in this collection draw on the raw, hilarious particulars of Irby's new life. Wow, No Thank You. is Irby at her most unflinching, riotous, and relatable. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!
| Author | : Pook |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 695 |
| Release | : 2018-03-19 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781980603153 |
The complete collection of writings by the legend himself!A few years ago there was a man who posted on a PUA forum called So Suave and had his own blog called Pook's Mill. His basic message was that the PUA techniques were too simple, and focused on external manipulations, and focusing on others rather than focusing on yourself and your own masculinity.Sadly Pook disappeared from the scene, but his teachings live on in this ebook.
| Author | : Alice Feeney |
| Publisher | : Flatiron Books |
| Total Pages | : 272 |
| Release | : 2018-03-13 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1250144833 |
ALICE FEENEYS NEW YORK TIMES AND INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER “Boldly plotted, tightly knotted—a provocative true-or-false thriller that deepens and darkens to its ink-black finale. Marvelous.” —AJ Finn, author of The Woman in the Window My name is Amber Reynolds. There are three things you should know about me: 1. I’m in a coma. 2. My husband doesn’t love me anymore. 3. Sometimes I lie. Amber wakes up in a hospital. She can’t move. She can’t speak. She can’t open her eyes. She can hear everyone around her, but they have no idea. Amber doesn’t remember what happened, but she has a suspicion her husband had something to do with it. Alternating between her paralyzed present, the week before her accident, and a series of childhood diaries from twenty years ago, this brilliant psychological thriller asks: Is something really a lie if you believe it's the truth?
| Author | : Laura Nowlin |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 338 |
| Release | : 2013-04-02 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1402277849 |
If he had been with me everything would have been different... I wasn't with Finn on that August night. But I should've been. It was raining, of course. And he and Sylvie were arguing as he drove down the slick road. No one ever says what they were arguing about. Other people think it's not important. They do not know there is another story. The story that lurks between the facts. What they do not know—the cause of the argument—is crucial. So let me tell you...
| Author | : Stacey Lynn |
| Publisher | : Stacey Lynn |
| Total Pages | : 339 |
| Release | : 2024-05-14 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
A sizzling, small town, enemies to lovers, sports standalone romance from bestselling author, Stacey Lynn. Ava Decker has hated me for just as many years as I’ve spent loving her. I made a mistake pretending our night together never happened. For pretending I forgot. But we were young and I was getting ready to leave for college with big plans for the future. I had no plans to return to our small town in Colorado anytime soon and Ava never wanted to leave. That alone was enough to keep me away from her while we both grew up. And yet, I never forgot about her and what she means to me. Now eight years later, imagine my surprise, when I come home and find Sleeping Beauty asleep on my couch, thinking I wouldn’t be back home from my off-season vacation for a few weeks. As a professional football player, I know all about grabbing an opportunity and running with it. This is my chance to finally convince the girl of my dreams to stay and to tell her the truth about that fateful night years ago. But getting Ava Decker to not only forgive me but to give me another chance comes with a whole new set of plays I’m not used to. I’ve got all the time in the world to convince her. I’m committed to showing to her that she is my endgame. I let her go once before and I’ll stop at nothing to prove to her that my love for her is real and an unstoppable force. **Warning: Readers should be mindful that Unstoppable Love contains multiple descriptive scenes of attempted assault that may be sensitive and triggering to some.
| Author | : Caprice Crane |
| Publisher | : 5 Spot |
| Total Pages | : 258 |
| Release | : 2008-11-15 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 044655104X |
In this hilarious, romantic comedy, two twenty-something neighbors embark on a zany mission to meet the founder of Starbucks, and in doing so, find each other.
| Author | : Jon Raymond |
| Publisher | : Tin House Books |
| Total Pages | : 232 |
| Release | : 2018-01-23 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1941040845 |
"Freebird is such a timely book. considering the current deep divisions between right and left. A new classic for the collapsing political landscape of America."--Kim Gordon, author of Girl in a Band The Singers, an all-American family in the California style, are about to lose everything. Anne is a bureaucrat in the Los Angeles Office of Sustainability whose ideals are compromised by a proposal from a venture capitalist seeking to privatize the city’s wastewater. Her brother, Ben, a former Navy SEAL, returns from Afghanistan disillusioned and struggling with PTSD, and starts down a path toward a radical act of violence. And Anne’s teenage son, Aaron, can’t decide if he should go to college or pitch it all and hit the road. They all live inside the long shadow of the Singer patriarch Grandpa Sam, whose untold experience of the Holocaust shapes his family’s moral character to the core. Jon Raymond, screenwriter of the acclaimed films Meek’s Cutoff and Night Moves, combines these narrative threads into a hard-driving story of one family’s moral crisis. In Freebird, Raymond delivers a brilliant, searching novel about death and politics in America today, revealing how the fates of our families are irrevocably tied to the currents of history.
| Author | : Brad Berkowitz |
| Publisher | : iUniverse |
| Total Pages | : 121 |
| Release | : 2009-02-02 |
| Genre | : Self-Help |
| ISBN | : 1440114226 |
Dating plays an integral role in the lives of men and women everywhere. But its not an easy world to navigate. In The Twenty-First-Century Guide to Bachelorhood, author Brad Berkowitz offers a practical guide to being a single guy. He describes what single guys are thinking and why they do what they do in regard to dating. A single man playing the dating game for more than twenty years in Manhattan, Berkowitz has compiled an extensive list of dos and donts for males who are trying to meet that special someone. The Twenty-First-Century Guide to Bachelorhood discusses: The best place to meet members of the opposite sex How to prepare for a date What to do on a date The chronological anatomy of a relationship The common pitfalls of relationships What to avoid at the beginning of a relationship Questions women have about mens habits What guys think Learning about the opposite sex is an ongoing experiment, and this guide helps distill some of that important information in a sometimes humorous, but helpful, way.
| Author | : Bijou Hunter |
| Publisher | : Bijou Hunter |
| Total Pages | : 229 |
| Release | : 2020-08-01 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
HEAT ღ HUMOR ღ HEA One tempting moment between two strangers changes everything. Maude Leroux wasn’t looking for romance when she met the sexy out-of-town biker. Lust clouded her judgment. Then the man was gone from her life as quickly as he appeared. Nine months later, the time has come to contact him over what their one night of passion created. Bronco Parrish is the president of the Elko Executioners Motorcycle Club. He has a love-hate relationship with the town of Shasta. Nine months ago, he met a woman he hasn’t been able to get out of his mind since. Now she’s back with his baby and more than a little baggage. Fortunately, Bronco’s always suffered a weakness for troubled women. Bronco is the first book in the Elko Executioners Motorcycle Club (EEMC) series and contains graphic sexual content, violent situations, harsh language, and drug use. The book is only appropriate for adult readers age 18+. Trigger warning topics: past abuse.
