Moms Say The Funniest Things

Moms Say The Funniest Things
Author: Bruce Lansky
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Total Pages: 116
Release: 1992-04-25
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780671741839

Bruce Lansky, coauthor of Dads Say the Dumbest Things!, has created a delightful confection for Mother's Day. Almost every expression that moms use to educate, discipline, and drive their children up the wall is in this book.

Mom Quotes Book

Mom Quotes Book
Author: Simone Novelette
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 58
Release: 2017-11-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9781979505161

Laugh out loud with these 50 funny sayings that you, if you are a mom may have said or that your mom or grandmother may be guilty of. From "Why? Because I said so!" to "I am not your maid!" to "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!" or "I hope someday You have children who are just like you!" to "Stop picking your nose!" and "Don't forget to wash your private parts!" Moms say the funniest things when they are upset or want to make a point to their kids and this book is chock full of those quotes.

Mothers Before

Mothers Before
Author: Edan Lepucki
Publisher: Abrams
Total Pages: 211
Release: 2020-04-07
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1683358872

Who was your mother before she was a mother? Essays and photos from Brit Bennett, Jennifer Egan, Danzy Senna, Laura Lippman, Jia Tolentino, and many more. In this remarkable collection, New York Times–bestselling novelist Edan Lepucki gathers more than sixty original essays and favorite photographs to explore this question. The daughters in Mothers Before are writers and poets, artists and teachers, and the images and stories they share reveal the lives of women in ways that are vulnerable and true, sometimes funny, sometimes sad, and always moving. Contributors include: Brit Bennett * Jennine Capó Crucet * Jennifer Egan * Angela Garbes * Annabeth Gish * Alison Roman * Lisa See * Danzy Senna * Dana Spiotta * Lan Samantha Chang * Laura Lippman * Jia Tolentino * Tiffany Nguyen * Charmaine Craig * Maya Ramakrishnan * Eirene Donohue * and many others

Funny Things My Kids Say: Keepsake Parents Journal Childhood Memory Book Red Black

Funny Things My Kids Say: Keepsake Parents Journal Childhood Memory Book Red Black
Author: MM Creative Notebooks
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 104
Release: 2018-10-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781726734400

Kids say the funniest things. Keep track of those special memories with this cute notebook. You'll love looking back and remembering those times when your kids had you rolling on the floor with laughter or having you blush with embarrassment. Every moment is special so grab this journal and keep notes, you'll be glad you did! It's the perfect gift for new moms, parents of toddlers and small children or any family member who wants to look back on those special times with the kids they dearly love. 6x9 Paperback Bound Book 122 pages Find other kids quote journal designs and different notebooks by selecting the hyperlink for "authors name" near the top of this listing.

Mom Set Free

Mom Set Free
Author: Jeannie Cunnion
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2017-08-29
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1501156454

Moms are under so. much. pressure. Pressure that weighs us down and threatens to wipe us out. Are you ready for relief? Mom Set Free will empower you to parent in the confidence of God's grace and to experience the freedom you were created for. We moms are told that we have to get it all right so our kids turn out right. We’re told that their entire futures are riding on our ability to perfectly orchestrate their lives. And we’re told that the strength of their faith hinges on ours. And we begin to believe that if we just try hard enough, we can actually “be enough.” These impossible standards leave us stuck in worry, anger, guilt, comparison, and shame. Jeannie Cunnion gets it. And in Mom Set Free she reveals how the Good News of the Gospel empowers us to live—and parent—in the freedom for which Christ has set us free. Jeannie invites us to journey alongside her as we learn to: -Lay down what God has not asked us to carry so we can thrive in what He has. -Embrace our significance in our children’s lives in light of God’s sovereignty. -Trust God with the children He has entrusted to us. -Receive God’s grace so we can reflect God’s heart to our kids. It’s time to breathe deeper, walk lighter, and reclaim the wonder and adventure of parenting.

Slay Like a Mother

Slay Like a Mother
Author: Katherine Wintsch
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2019-03-19
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 1492669415

"Slay Like a Mother is a feisty, clever, and fun blueprint for modern motherhood that belongs on every book shelf and in every diaper bag...As a woman and mother, you'll gain a newfound power, happiness, and ability to leap tall Lego buildings in a single bound."—Erin Falconer, author of How To Get Sh*t Done: Why Women Need to Stop Doing Everything So They Can Achieve Anything A revelatory, inspirational guide for mothers to crush their "never enough" mentality and slay every day! Katherine Wintsch knows firsthand the self-doubt that rages inside modern moms. As founder and CEO of The Mom Complex, she has studied the passions and pain points of moms worldwide to help some of the largest brands develop innovative new products and services. As a working mom of two, she was running in an exhausting cycle of "never enough"—not strong enough, not thin enough, not patient enough, not "mom" enough. In Slay Like a Mother, you'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll discover eye-opening lessons about: THE MASK YOU'RE WEARING. The one you hide behind when you say everything is "just fine" when it's not. YOUR UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS. The goal-setting tactics you're deploying to get ahead could be what's holding you back. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STRUGGLING AND SUFFERING. Being a mother is a struggle — it always has been — but your suffering is optional. Brave, supportive, and insightful, the stories and advice in this book will encourage you to live more confidently, enjoy the present, and become your best self — as a woman, a mother, and beyond. Perfect for fans of Girl Wash Your Face and #IMomSoHard! ***As featured in The Wall Street Journal and Parade.com*** Additional Praise for Slay Like a Mother: "Wintsch's style is brisk and forthright with enough humor to make readers laugh even as she illuminates dark corners. Although this is aimed at moms, any woman will find this enlightening and encouraging."—Booklist, STARRED review "Slay Like a Mother is much more than a self-help book for women; it is the end of self-doubt and the beginning of self-love... and that is nothing short of life-changing"—Rachel Macy Stafford, New York Times bestselling author of Hands Free Mama

Enjoy Every Minute

Enjoy Every Minute
Author: Becky Baudouin
Publisher:
Total Pages: 276
Release: 2020-08-09
Genre: Christian life
ISBN:

Becky Baudouin encourages mothers to rely on God's strength in the hard moments, adjust expectations to accommodate the ups and downs of life, walk with others along the way, and develop and maintain an eternal perspective.

Because I Said So!

Because I Said So!
Author: Ken Jennings
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 272
Release: 2013-10-08
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1476706964

Draws on medical case histories, scientific findings, and personal research by the author to separate myth from fact and debunk a vast array of parental edicts.

The Book of You

The Book of You
Author: Kate Marshall
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 82
Release: 2017-05-02
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 073521087X

From the authors of What I Love About You, this perfect gift for parents offers a personalized way to say “I love you” to your child. When you’ve watched someone grow up—from babbling babyhood, through ups and downs in school years, to the first stages of independence—how can you convey how proud you are of them? How can you show the child you helped raise what a uniquely wonderful person they have become? The Book of You celebrates your teen or adult child on a milestone birthday or graduation, or as they embark on marriage or the joys of parenthood. In this gift journal, bestselling husband-wife team David and Kate Marshall—authors of The Book of Us and What I Love About You—offer creative ways to capture your love and gratitude. With writing prompts, checklists, and space for treasured photos, you’ll compile a collection of fond memories and hopes for the future that will be a cherished keepsake for years to come.