They Don't Play Hockey in Heaven

They Don't Play Hockey in Heaven
Author: Ken Baker
Publisher: Globe Pequot
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2004-09
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 9781592286058

The gritty and inspiring story of a minor-league hockey goalie's comeback season.

Man Made

Man Made
Author: Ken Baker
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 307
Release: 2001-03-05
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1101655968

Soon to be a major motion picture, here is the funny, revealing, harrowing memoir of a star journalist and hotshot hockey pro who discovers that he is biochemically changing into a woman. On the surface, Ken Baker seemed a model man. He was a nationally ranked hockey goalie; a Hollywood correspondent for People; a guest-lister at celebrity parties; and girls came on to him. Inside, though, he didn't feel like the man he was supposed to be. Ken found that despite being attracted to women, he had little sex drive and even less of a sex life. To his anguish, he repeatedly found himself unable to perform sexually. Regardless of strenuous workouts, his body remained flabby and soft, earning him the nickname "Pear" from his macho teammates. Physically, matters grew even more bizarre when he discovered that he was lactating. The testosterone-driven culture in which Ken grew up made it agonizingly difficult for him to seek help. But in time he discovered something that lifted years of pain, frustration, and confusion: a brain tumor was causing his body to be flooded with massive amounts of a female hormone, which was disabling his masculinity. Five hours of surgery accomplished what years of therapy, rumination, and denail could not -- and allowed Ken Baker to finally feel -- and function -- like a man. Ken's story is coming to the screen in Fall 2016 in a much-anticipted Netflix feature film, The Late Bloomer, starring Academy Award-winner JK Simmons (Law & Order, Whiplash, Spider-Man) and Jane Lynch (Glee, The 40-Year-Old Virgin). Watch for the TarcherPerigee movie tie-in edition.

Fangirl

Fangirl
Author: Ken Baker
Publisher: Hachette UK
Total Pages: 278
Release: 2012-10-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0762447028

While staring you straight in the eye, far above the tips of her Toms, Josie Brant would swear that she does not like Peter Maxx, the teen sensation who causes every girl within a 100-foot radius to scream at ear-shattering decibels. Even if Josie may completely, totally, and unequivocally be his biggest fan. So when Josie finds out her best friend has won a contest to meet Peter by stealing one of Josie's songs, Josie is overwhelmingly shocked and upset—some of which flies out the window when Ashley introduces Josie to Peter as well. And suddenly, in a whirlwind of Tweets, IMs, texts, and phone calls, Josie finds herself in the middle of a flirtatious friendship that has the potential for complete harmony. But just when everything seems pitch-perfect, the paparazzi flashbulbs explode, along with any notion of a fairy-tale romance. Author Ken Baker, E! Channel's Chief News Correspondent, uses his inside knowledge to craft a novel authentic to the teen pop idol experience with sincere heart and humor.

Open Net

Open Net
Author: George Plimpton
Publisher: Little, Brown
Total Pages: 220
Release: 2016-04-26
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 031632678X

George Plimpton takes to the ice with the Boston Bruins in this memorable portrait of the rough-and-tumble world of professional hockey, repackaged and featuring a foreword from Denis Leary and never-before-seen content from the Plimpton Archives. In Open Net, George Plimpton takes to the ice as goalie for his beloved Boston Bruins. After signing a release holding the Bruins blameless if he should meet with injury or death, he survives a harrowing, seemingly eternal five minutes in an exhibition game against the always-tough Philadelphia Flyers. With reflections on such hockey greats as Wayne Gretzky, Bobby Orr, and Eddie Shore, Open Net is at once a celebration of the thrills and grace of the greatest sport on ice and a probing meditation into the hopes and fears of every man.

Michigan vs. the Boys

Michigan vs. the Boys
Author: Carrie S. Allen
Publisher: Kids Can Press Ltd
Total Pages: 308
Release: 2019-10-01
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1525301489

Hockey meets the #MeToo movement in this powerful debut novel. Michigan Manning lives for hockey, and this is her year to shine. That is, until she gets some crushing news: budget cuts will keep the girls’ hockey team off the ice this year. If she wants colleges to notice her, Michigan has to find a way to play. Luckily, there’s still one team left in town … The boys’ team isn't exactly welcoming, but Michigan’s prepared to prove herself. She plays some of the best hockey of her life, in fact, all while putting up with changing in the broom closet, constant trash talk and “harmless” pranks that always seem to target her. But once hazing crosses the line into assault, Michigan must weigh the consequences of speaking up — even if it means putting her future on the line.

The Ken Commandments

The Ken Commandments
Author: Ken Baker
Publisher:
Total Pages: 290
Release: 2017
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0451497953

The author describes how he re-embraced his Christian heritage and regained his spiritual center after abandoning it for twenty years in the fairy tale world of Hollywood.

Hollywood Hussein

Hollywood Hussein
Author: Ken Baker
Publisher: Verona Publishing
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2005
Genre: Political fiction
ISBN: 9780966703795

HOLLYWOOD HUSSEIN tells the story of how George W. Bush and his White House advisers secretly employed a celebrity magazine editor and his team of scrappy paparazzi to capture Saddam Hussein on December 13, 2003. HOLLYWOOD HUSSEIN features a plot twist so amusingly plausible that it should give readers legitimate cause to doubt whether previously published accounts of Saddam Husseins capture in a spider hole south of Tikrit, Iraq, were true or just a U.S.-manufactured propaganda stunt. The end of the story leaves readers left laughing all the way to the voting booth.Featuring the left-leaning political satire of Our Gang (Philip Roths 1972 comic take on the Nixon White House), HOLLYWOOD HUSSEIN is also a ripped-from-the-headlines political tale in the spirit of Primary Colors. The Bush White House in HOLLYWOOD HUSSEIN is one that uses newsstand sales of weekly celebrity rags rather than opinion polls to gauge public opinion; that is beset by petty personality clashes among advisers; that hires a sexy hotel heiress as its press secretary; that trusts the Hollywood paparazzi more than U.S. special forces; that is run by an ADD-plagued Texan whos more interested in jogging than discussing public policy; and that employs the nations reality-TV craze in its foreign policy efforts. The result is a critically amusing portrait of two of the nations most powerful institutions: the popular media and presidential politics. Told through the first-person accounts of those who conspired to pull off Operation Hollywood, the story is told in the imagined words of a diverse cast of both fictional and real-life characters, including George Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and last but not least Saddam Hussein. Most of the events recounted in the book are to have taken place between October 2003 and December 2003. The first-person accounts are presented as having come from transcripts, previously classified documents and firsthand interviews conducted by journalist Ken Baker.

Zamboni Rodeo

Zamboni Rodeo
Author: Jason Cohen
Publisher:
Total Pages: 240
Release: 2003-08-06
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 9781550549454

Follows the fortunes of the Austin Ice Bats as they wander across Texas, living on junk food and beer, practicing in deserted malls, and navigating slushy ice in too-warm arenas. Writer Jason Cohen joined the team in the locker room between periods, suffered through every bus ride, as he came to know life in desert-style hockey.

Line Mates & Study Dates

Line Mates & Study Dates
Author: Saxon James
Publisher:
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2021-06-21
Genre:
ISBN:

ASHER Hockey, studying, and school runs. That's my life now. After a tragic accident that took our parents' lives, it's up to me and my big brother to take care of our five younger siblings. In between burning their meals and keeping them from killing each other, I'm supposed to get a college degree. It's hard when I don't have time to breathe let alone study, and if I don't get my grades up, I'm in danger of losing the one thing that makes me happy: my spot on the hockey team. Which is why when the new equipment manager offers to tutor me, I really can't afford to say no. Even though I should. He's Coach's son and way too tempting. KOLE As this year's equipment manager for Dad's hockey team, I'm expected to deal with sweaty jock straps and herding hockey players to their rooms at away games. The job is easy, but babysitting Asher Dalton is not supposed to be a part of it. So why, when his brother asks me to keep an eye on him, do I agree? Why, when he's struggling in classes, do I offer to help? And why, when we're studying, do I suggest a reward system that lands us squarely in bed? Asher's trouble, I know he is. But there's something about him that makes it impossible to stay away.

Pride on the Mount

Pride on the Mount
Author: John Gillooly
Publisher: Globe Pequot
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2005
Genre: Hockey
ISBN: 9781592288342

The sweat the skates and the stories from the premier NHL player--producing school