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| Author | : Colin Thompson |
| Publisher | : Lothian Children's Books |
| Total Pages | : 116 |
| Release | : 2013-11-13 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0734414978 |
Nothing and nobody is safe in this third collection of hysterically funny poetry. WARNING: only read this book if you have a sense of humour! There?s something really nasty on the bottom of my shoe It?s making me feel sick. Can?t you smell it too? I don?t know what it is, but it smells much worse than poo. COLIN THOMPSON'S hilarious poems are wonderfully matched by illustrator PETER VISKA's zany illustrations. They team up again on My Brother Drinks Out of the Toilet and other poems and The Dog's Just Been Sick in the Honda and other poems.
| Author | : Colin Thompson |
| Publisher | : Lothian Children's Books |
| Total Pages | : 99 |
| Release | : 2013-03-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0734414404 |
A riotous collection of poetry about toilet-water drinkers, non-stop eaters, rock ‘n’ roll teachers and much, much more! My brother drinks out of the toilet; He does it to make Mum go mad. Each time she catches him at it She says, 'I’m telling your dad.’ COLIN THOMPSON's hilarious poems are wonderfully matched by illustrator PETER VISKA's zany illustrations.They team up again on There's Something Really Nasty on the Bottom of My Shoe and other poems and The Dog's Just Been Sick in the Honda and other poems.
| Author | : Elizabeth Wright |
| Publisher | : Andrews UK Limited |
| Total Pages | : 132 |
| Release | : 2014-06-11 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1849898057 |
Elizabeth Wright had it all. A comfortable life, successful business, house, handsome partner and beautiful baby. Then things screwed up. She discovered that the man in her life was being unfaithful, and her prosperous pet centre crashed into a financial black hole. At fifty-two, and menopausal, she was reduced to being a single mum on benefits with the stigma of bankruptcy. Left with just a negative equity house harnessed to a hefty mortgage, she had to face an impoverished lifestyle along with a succession of jobs which either folded or relocated. In this hilarious book she recounts how she quickly learnt to juggle work and child care, keep an ancient car on the road that already had one wheel in the Great Breaker's Yard in the Sky, whilst her money-saving efforts to grow her own food, were defeated by thieving blackbirds, munching molluscs and exploding bags of donkey manure. Dog sitting was a disaster, with fleas, mangy animals and an amorous owner with a dodgy trouser zip. There were cockroaches in the takeaway, drunks in the bakery, and a parcel sealing machine with pit bull attitude in the factory. Then, after all her efforts, the Trustees of the Bankruptcy stated that her only asset, the house, was back into equity and would have to be sold to pay the debtors. Fighting this, she worked fourteen hours a day, raised the required £30,000, kept the house, had the bankruptcy annulled and, with a great sense of humour, wrote this book.
| Author | : Natalie D. Richards |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 285 |
| Release | : 2021-11-02 |
| Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
| ISBN | : 172821579X |
A New York Times Bestseller From the New York Times bestselling author of Five Total Strangers and "master of suspense" (BCCB), Natalie D. Richards, comes a pulse-pounding YA thriller about a girl who goes on a mysterious scavenger hunt, only to discover that someone knows her worst secret...and is out for blood. I know seven dirty secrets: One caused the fall. One did nothing. One saw it all. One didn't care. One used their head. One played the hero. One was left for dead. On her eighteenth birthday, Cleo receives a mysterious invitation to a scavenger hunt. She's sure her best friend Hope or her brother Connor is behind it, but no one confesses. And as Cleo and Hope embark on the hunt, the seemingly random locations and clues begin to feel familiar. In fact, all of the clues seem to be about Cleo's dead boyfriend, Declan, who drowned on a group rafting trip exactly a year ago. A bracelet she bought him. A song he loved. A photo of the rafting group, taken just before Declan drowned. And then the phone calls start, Declan's voice taunting Cleo with a cryptic question: You ready? As the clock on the scavenger hunt ticks down, it becomes clear that someone knows what really happened to Declan. And that person will stop at nothing to make sure Cleo and her friends pay. Can they solve the hunt before someone else winds up dead? More twisty mysteries by Natalie D. Richards: Five Total Strangers Six Months Later Gone Too Far One Was Lost My Secret to Tell What You Hide We All Fall Down
| Author | : Steve Burgess |
| Publisher | : John Hunt Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 278 |
| Release | : 2020-03-27 |
| Genre | : Body, Mind & Spirit |
| ISBN | : 1789043441 |
Welcome to the exciting world of past life regression! Hypnotherapist Steve Burgess has conducted many thousands of past life regression sessions and this book details some of the incredible healings his clients have experienced as a result of past life therapy. Each of the client’s stories is vividly re-told using the words that they spoke whilst in trance in their regression sessions. They paint exciting pictures and describe in detail the events that took place in the past lives, often giving a fascinating insight into life in former times. If you’re interested in spiritual issues or in learning more about reincarnation and how our previous lives affect our present life, you’ll be fascinated to read the journeys of Steve’s clients as they release the traumas of their past lifetimes and achieve wholeness in this life.
| Author | : Pip Drysdale |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 368 |
| Release | : 2023-05-02 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 166802148X |
For fans of The Perfect Girlfriend, The Flight Attendant, and Promising Young Woman, a compulsively readable suspense novel about a woman who will stop at nothing to expose the dark secrets of a powerful man—with shocking results. A bad day at work. A drunken night. A rogue Instagram follow. That’s all it takes to ruin a life...but whose life will be ruined? When Billie wakes up in a strange guy’s bed, her first thought is: What happened last night? She can’t even remember meeting him. And how the hell did she get to Coney Island? Then reality bites and the memories flood in—the reason she was in that bar drinking to start with was because today she’s going to get fired. Yesterday, her law firm lost a high-profile assault case: Samuel Grange v Jane Delaney. And it looked like it was her fault. It wasn’t. Yet now Samuel Grange is free to drive off into the sunset in his Porsche and do it all again to another woman. And all Billie can think is: What about the next girl? And the one after that? But there is nothing she can do to stop him. Unless…She could expose the truth about him on her own. Then everyone would see what he is really like. She could make sure he’ll never be able to do it again. The problem is, the only way to protect the next girl is to become the next girl. And, well, that could be a little risky...even deadly.
| Author | : Tracey Watson |
| Publisher | : Contemporary Authors New Revis |
| Total Pages | : 476 |
| Release | : 2004-04 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 9780787667184 |
These exciting and unique author profiles are essential to your holdings because sketches are entirely revised and up-to-date, and completely replace the original Contemporary Authors entries. A softcover cumulative index is published twice per year (included in subscription).
| Author | : Michael Northrop |
| Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 224 |
| Release | : 2012-03-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0545393078 |
When a young slugger gets hit by a pitch, he needs more than practice to get back his game.Sixth grader Jack Mogens has it all figured out: He's got his batting routine down, and his outfielding earns him a starting spot alongside his best friend Andy on their Little League team, the Tall Pines Braves. He even manages to have a not-totally-embarrassing conversation with Katie, the team's killer shortstop. But in the first game of the season, a powerful stray pitch brings everything Jack's worked so hard for crashing down around his ears. How can he explain to his parents and friends why he WON'T be playing? Readers will root for Jack as he finds the courage to step back up to the plate.Michael Northrop is the New York Times bestselling author of TombQuest, an epic book and game adventure series featuring the magic of ancient Egypt. He is also the author of Trapped, an Indie Next List Selection, and Plunked, a New York Public Library best book of the year and an NPR Backseat Book Club selection. An editor at Sports Illustrated Kids for many years, he now writes full-time from his home in New York City. Learn more at www.michaelnorthrop.net.
| Author | : Kathleen K White |
| Publisher | : WestBow Press |
| Total Pages | : 272 |
| Release | : 2022-08-16 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 1664274464 |
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU STEP IN IT?? “There is Joy in my Heart and Muck on My Shoe” is a down-to-earth perspective on how to navigate life's unforeseen challenges. Everyone has a dream of how they want life to go. Often, unexpected obstacles change what you thought your life was going to look like. God will hold your hand and walk you through tough times. Life is not perfect or fair, but it is the only adventure you are going to get on this earth. Adventures are full of scraped knees, broken bones, joy, laughter, triumphs, failures and tragedies. If you prepare for hard times, you can be wiser when challenges come your way. Then when you have difficulties and tragedies, life is more manageable when you recognize what you are going through and you know you are not alone. God is with you. Most of all, know you can be OK even in the middle of your pain. In fact, you can be better than OK. Hard things happen to everyone. You will get through it. It might even turn out to be a blessing. Journey through this book with me by reading scripture, stories, devotionals and prayers. Let's laugh, cry, question, get angry, mourn, rest, be willing to be hurt again and learn to thrive. Live your adventure to the fullest. Let all who know you experience the love of Christ in your life. Show the ones you love that you really can live life with joy in your heart and muck on your shoe because- LIFE HAPPENS!
| Author | : Larry Johns |
| Publisher | : Larry Johns |
| Total Pages | : 173 |
| Release | : |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
With nightmares of past deeds threatening his sanity, Martin Palmer - hero of "A Warrior's Code" - wants out of the mercenary soldier business. The problem: he was good at it. The question: will the business let him go? His solution: try any damned thing that does not require pointing guns at people. Keeping his profile obscured he ends up in Nigeria where, more or less on a whim, he opens a motor-repair business. Chance brings him together with a full-blooded Kenyan tribesman, Kowato Segani. The pair hit it off from the start, like long lost brothers, and Palmer hires him to help in the repair business. Neither of them know too much about motor repair and, understandably, the business as such does not exactly prosper. Of the two of them, only Segani really wants to make a go of it. But, for Palmer at least, it's a lot of fun, and he's sleeping nights. Then, out of the blue, up pops a man who bears all the hallmarks of a mercenary recruiter. The offer is in mercenary numbers and the job is related to the mercenary business. Apparently, something Palmer stole many years before, had already been stolen...and they want it back!
