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| Author | : Vismont Studios |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 120 |
| Release | : 2021-03-05 |
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Are you looking for a Funny Mother's Day gag gift or an Inspirational Mother's Day Notebook gift for mom? This blank lined notebook journal is the perfect choice to make her smile and laugh, every time she looks at it or tries to write in! Why You Will Love This - "Blank Lined Funny Notebook Journal For Mother's Day": Funny Title on the Cover - The funny title on the cover says it all! Make the recipient chuckle whenever they look at the book! This makes it a perfect Funny Mother's Day gift. Easy to Carry - This handy gag gift journal notebook measures 6 x 9 inches, so it is easy to carry in a purse or a backpack. Lots of Pages - 120 white pages (60 sheets) ensure that you get more pages than a regular gag gift journal notebook. Invaluable for Elderly / Seniors and People with Visual Impairments - This blank lined journal notebook is large-print and accommodates large handwriting without compromising on the legibility. This makes it a great journal notebook for the elderly and people with visual impairments as well. Sturdy Matte Cover - Helps prevent minor smudges and creases. Gift It to Mom - This wide-spaced, blank lined journal is a great, funny gift for your mom. You can also use this as a funny gag gift for women whom you love. Occasional Gifting - This book is an awesome funny gag gift for occasions such as Mother's Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc. This would make up for a perfect Mother's day gift from daughter or son. Special Gift - You can use this as Funny White Elephant Gift and as a Stocking Stuffer or as a Stocking Filler during Christmas and other festivities. Made in USA - Designed with love and made in the USA. Go ahead, make your Mom's day special and make her smile and laugh, by gifting her with this Funny and Humorous Gag Gift Journal Notebook today!
| Author | : Jen Mann |
| Publisher | : Ballantine Books |
| Total Pages | : 226 |
| Release | : 2014-09-09 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0345549988 |
NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear
| Author | : Gabrielle Stanley Blair |
| Publisher | : Artisan Books |
| Total Pages | : 289 |
| Release | : 2015-04-07 |
| Genre | : House & Home |
| ISBN | : 1579655718 |
New York Times best seller Ever since Gabrielle Stanley Blair became a parent, she’s believed that a thoughtfully designed home is one of the greatest gifts we can give our families, and that the objects and decor we choose to surround ourselves with tell our family’s story. In this, her first book, Blair offers a room-by-room guide to keeping things sane, organized, creative, and stylish. She provides advice on getting the most out of even the smallest spaces; simple fixes that make it easy for little ones to help out around the house; ingenious storage solutions for the never-ending stream of kid stuff; rainy-day DIY projects; and much, much more.
| Author | : Omar Holmon |
| Publisher | : SCB Distributors |
| Total Pages | : 106 |
| Release | : 2020-05-12 |
| Genre | : Poetry |
| ISBN | : 1943735832 |
A hybrid text that deals most urgently in the articulation of growth and grief. After the loss of his mother, Omar Holmon re-learns how to live by immersing himself in popular culture, becoming well-versed in using the many modes of pop culture to spell out his emotions. This book is made up of both poems and essays, drenched in both sadness and unmistakable humor. Teeming with references that are touchable, no matter what you do or don’t know, this book feels warm and inviting.
| Author | : Cheryl Strayed |
| Publisher | : Vintage |
| Total Pages | : 370 |
| Release | : 2012-07-10 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 0307949338 |
NATIONAL BESTSELLER • Soon to be a Hulu Original series • The internationally acclaimed author of Wild collects the best of The Rumpus's Dear Sugar advice columns plus never-before-published pieces. Rich with humor and insight—and absolute honesty—this "wise and compassionate" (New York Times Book Review) book is a balm for everything life throws our way. Life can be hard: your lover cheats on you; you lose a family member; you can’t pay the bills—and it can be great: you’ve had the hottest sex of your life; you get that plum job; you muster the courage to write your novel. Sugar—the once-anonymous online columnist at The Rumpus, now revealed as Cheryl Strayed, author of the bestselling memoir Wild—is the person thousands turn to for advice.
| Author | : Rebecca Winters |
| Publisher | : Harlequin |
| Total Pages | : 216 |
| Release | : 2016 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0373756178 |
In July 2016, the HARLEQUIN® AMERICAN ROMANCE® series will become the HARLEQUIN® WESTERN ROMANCE series. Same great stories, new name! TEXAS COURAGE Texas Ranger Kit Saunders is not about to let any harm come to Natalie Harris on his watch. The widow of a dangerous career criminal, Natalie needs protection 24/7. But going undercover in the home of the courageous single mother arouses feelings that could jeopardize Kit's mission. It was a shock to discover her husband was one of the FBI's most wanted felons. Now Natalie is perilously close to falling for the lawman investigating his murder. But with Kit safeguarding her and her little girl, she knows she can stand up to every threat...even falling in love with her very own Texas Ranger!
| Author | : Katherine Wintsch |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 320 |
| Release | : 2019-03-19 |
| Genre | : Self-Help |
| ISBN | : 1492669415 |
"Slay Like a Mother is a feisty, clever, and fun blueprint for modern motherhood that belongs on every book shelf and in every diaper bag...As a woman and mother, you'll gain a newfound power, happiness, and ability to leap tall Lego buildings in a single bound."—Erin Falconer, author of How To Get Sh*t Done: Why Women Need to Stop Doing Everything So They Can Achieve Anything A revelatory, inspirational guide for mothers to crush their "never enough" mentality and slay every day! Katherine Wintsch knows firsthand the self-doubt that rages inside modern moms. As founder and CEO of The Mom Complex, she has studied the passions and pain points of moms worldwide to help some of the largest brands develop innovative new products and services. As a working mom of two, she was running in an exhausting cycle of "never enough"—not strong enough, not thin enough, not patient enough, not "mom" enough. In Slay Like a Mother, you'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll discover eye-opening lessons about: THE MASK YOU'RE WEARING. The one you hide behind when you say everything is "just fine" when it's not. YOUR UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS. The goal-setting tactics you're deploying to get ahead could be what's holding you back. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STRUGGLING AND SUFFERING. Being a mother is a struggle — it always has been — but your suffering is optional. Brave, supportive, and insightful, the stories and advice in this book will encourage you to live more confidently, enjoy the present, and become your best self — as a woman, a mother, and beyond. Perfect for fans of Girl Wash Your Face and #IMomSoHard! ***As featured in The Wall Street Journal and Parade.com*** Additional Praise for Slay Like a Mother: "Wintsch's style is brisk and forthright with enough humor to make readers laugh even as she illuminates dark corners. Although this is aimed at moms, any woman will find this enlightening and encouraging."—Booklist, STARRED review "Slay Like a Mother is much more than a self-help book for women; it is the end of self-doubt and the beginning of self-love... and that is nothing short of life-changing"—Rachel Macy Stafford, New York Times bestselling author of Hands Free Mama
| Author | : Rebecca Winters |
| Publisher | : Harlequin |
| Total Pages | : 510 |
| Release | : 2016-05-01 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1460395573 |
Harlequin American Romance brings you four new all-American romances for one great price, available now! This box set includes: THE TEXAS RANGER'S FAMILY Lone Star Lawmen • by Rebecca Winters When Natalie Harris's ex-husband is killed, Kit Saunders is called in to investigate. The Texas Ranger quickly learns that Natalie and her sweet infant daughter are in danger…and he's the best man to protect them. TWINS FOR THE BULL RIDER Men of Raintree Ranch • by April Arrington Champion bull rider Dominic Slade loves life on the road. But Cissy Henley and her rambunctious twin nephews need a man who'll stick around. Will he give up the thrill of the arena to be the father they need? HER STUBBORN COWBOY Hope, Montana • by Patricia Johns When they were teens, Chet Granger destroyed Mackenzie Vaughn's relationship with his brother—or so she thought. But it turns out the noble rancher, now her next-door neighbor, may have had the best of intentions… A MARRIAGE IN WYOMING The Marshall Brothers • by Lynnette Kent As a doctor, Rachel Vale believes in facts, not faith. Which is why there can be nothing between her and the town's cowboy minister, Garrett Marshall. The only problem is that Garrett believes the exact opposite… If you love small towns and cowboys, watch out for 4 new Harlequin American Romance titles every month! Romance the all-American way!
| Author | : Louie Anderson |
| Publisher | : Atria Books |
| Total Pages | : 288 |
| Release | : 2020-04-28 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 1501189182 |
With wry wit and touching humor, Louie Anderson, New York Times bestselling author and Emmy Award–winning comedian currently starring in Zach Galifianakis’s Baskets, shares his journey of turning life’s challenges into joy, as well as plenty of wisdom he’s still discovering from his late mother. “I started out writing these letters to my mom, but a few friends said I should write a book. I said ‘okay’ because next to ‘we’ll see,’ ‘okay’ is as non-committal as you can get. But somehow, I stuck with it. I hope you like it. I hope that after you read it, you’ll write or call your own mom—and dad, sister, brother, cousin, nephew. Or have lunch with them. Or breakfast. It doesn’t have to be lunch. But do it now. Don’t wait like I did.” —Louie Louie Anderson has channeled his beloved mom, Ora Zella Anderson, in his stand-up routine for decades, but she died before seeing him reach his greatest heights, culminating in his breakout TV role as Christine Baskets, the mesmerizing character she inspired. Hey Mom is Louie’s way of catching her up on the triumphs, disappointments, and continuing challenges in life. Full of heartache, but also great hope, and of course—given Louie’s inimitable comedic voice—laugh-out-loud stories and his trademark observations on life’s many absurdities, Hey Mom shows a poignant side of Louie you may not know, and proves that he is one of the most nuanced and wide-ranging comics working today.
| Author | : Liz Astrof |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 280 |
| Release | : 2019-07-30 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1982106972 |
“The parenting genre is never going to be the same” (Jancee Dunn, author of How Not to Hate Your Husband After Kids) after this candid and hilarious collection of essays on motherhood from the award-winning television comedy writer and producer of 2 Broke Girls and The King of Queens, who swears she loves her kids—when she’s not hiding from them. Some women feel that motherhood is a calling and their purpose on earth. They somehow manage to make pregnancy look effortless, bring out the beauty in a screaming child, and keep the back seat of their cars as spotless as their kitchens. And then there are women like Liz Astrof—who originally had children because “everyone else was.” In this blunt and side-splittingly funny book of essays (previously published as Don’t Wait Up), Liz Astrof embraces the realities of motherhood (and womanhood) that no one ever talks about: like needing to hide from your kids in your closet, your car, or a yoga class on the other side of town, letting them eat candy for dinner because you just can’t deal, to the sheer terror of failing them or at the very least losing them in a mall. And sometimes, many times, wondering if the whole parenting thing wasn’t for you. Perfect for fans of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened and I Heart My Little A-Holes, Stay-At-Work Mom is a soul-baring and honest look at parenting and relationships for moms who realize that motherhood doesn’t have to be your entire life—just an amazing part of it.
