The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (The Heirloom Edition)

The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (The Heirloom Edition)
Author: Editors of Cider Mill Press,
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
Total Pages: 287
Release: 2024-06-11
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1400252245

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! Because the world needs more dad jokes. Hundreds more. What are dad jokes? Short, family-friendly one-liners that often produce more eye rolls and groans from their audience than audible laughs. Anyone can tell dad jokes, but they are best told by dads. The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, and inside you'll find: More puns, quips, and corny one-liners that are sure to get eyes rolling Hundreds of dad jokes that will make you groan—then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he’s heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse. These jokes are so funny you won't even see them coming!

World's Greatest Dad

World's Greatest Dad
Author: Kath Smith
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2005
Genre: Children
ISBN: 9781405447195

Picture book tribute to fathers. 4yrs+

For the World's Best Dad

For the World's Best Dad
Author: Summersdale
Publisher: Summersdale
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2021-05-04
Genre:
ISBN: 9781787836563

A perfectly proportioned and stylish book that could be an extension of a gift card on Father's Day Dads deserve a major shout-out for everything that makes them great. This little book, filled with top-quality quotes and standout statements, will let your dad know just how much you love him. It's the perfect keepsake to remind him that he really is the world's best dad.

World's Greatest Dad Jokes (Vol. 2)

World's Greatest Dad Jokes (Vol. 2)
Author: Abigail F. Brown
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
Total Pages: 142
Release: 2019-10-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1604339020

Over 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. Be the stand-up comedian of the century with 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. This compact compendium of cheesy jokes is the perfect size for carrying with you for all your split-second bad joke needs. Never get stuck telling the same corny joke twice with this easy-to-use reference book to all things funny and punny. Whether you’re shopping for world’s Greatest Dads or a Faux Pa joker, World’s Greatest Dad Jokes Volume 2 is perfect for anyone who appreciates a well-placed pun.

The Best Dad in the World

The Best Dad in the World
Author: Melanie Joyce
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2017
Genre: Father and child
ISBN: 9781499882360

A litttle gorilla thinks he has the best dad in the whole world. Dad might wear terrible sweaters, be awful at repairing things, and be an embarrassment on the dance floor, but there is never a dull moment when he's around. Little Gorilla gets to do loads of exciting things. He's got the bes dad in the world, so it's impossible not to have fun.

Confessions of the World's Best Father

Confessions of the World's Best Father
Author: Dave Engledow
Publisher: Avery
Total Pages: 178
Release: 2014
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1592408893

As seen on CBS Sunday Morning · A hilarious pictorial parody of a clueless father and his adorable daughter In an attempt to create an image that his new daughter would one day appreciate, Dave Engledow took a photo in which he's cradling eight-week-old Alice Bee like a football and doctored it to look like he's squirting breast milk into a "World's Best Father" mug. Friends and family clamored for more. After Dave's humorous attempts to capture the sleep-deprived obliviousness of being a first-time dad went viral, he and Alice Bee found themselves bona fide Internet and television celebrities. Merging a Norman Rockwell aesthetic with a darkly comic sensibility, Dave pairs each side-splittingly funny image with a log entry describing the awkward situation that the World's Best Father has found himself in. Hilarious and heartwarming, Confessions of the World's Best Father is a celebration of the early years of parenthood.

The Best Dad in the World

The Best Dad in the World
Author: Howard Books
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 129
Release: 2008-04
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1416556508

128 pages filled with just the right messages, poems, lists, quotes, and more designed to leave any dad feeling loved and appreciated. Dad, whether you’ve just had your first baby or you have children who have left the nest, may you realize what a treasure you are. Feel celebrated as you read this gift book designed especially for you. You are the best! This new gift book will make Dad feel special and very loved as he reads poems, quotes, messages, and scriptures chosen just for him. “You're the best,” is a simple statement, but it conveys a deep message straight from the heart.

DAD

DAD
Author: Adams Media
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2017-04-04
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1507202997

"Contains hundreds of quotes from various celebrities, writers, athletes, politicians, and others about fathers and fatherhood. The quotes range from funny and elegant to poignant and insightful"--

The World's Best Dad Jokes for Kids Volume 3

The World's Best Dad Jokes for Kids Volume 3
Author: Lisa Swerling
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 215
Release: 2019-10-29
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1524859370

This illustrated book by the New York Times–bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave your family in stitches. The World’s Best Dad Jokes for Kids is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly jokes that dads love to tell—each paired with a small drawing that’s a sweet comic gem in itself. It’s the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together.

Dad, How Do I?

Dad, How Do I?
Author: Rob Kenney
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 230
Release: 2021-05-18
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0063075032

“Like the YouTube channel, this is a touching yet informative guide for those seeking fatherly advice, or even a few good dad jokes.” — Library Journal