The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes

The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes
Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2011-05-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1616082542

The most clever, sidesplitting collection of lawyer jokes . . . bar...

Lawyers Joke Book

Lawyers Joke Book
Author: Chester Croker
Publisher:
Total Pages: 92
Release: 2020-11-18
Genre:
ISBN:

Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious lawyers joke book. Lawyers, attorneys, legal executives, paralegals and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for lawyers. You will be rolling on the floor with laughter at this huge case load of gags. This mixture of lawyer jokes are laugh out loud funny and will prove that lawyers have a good sense of humor. This book is brand new in November 2020, and it is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile. Inside you will find many quality legal jokes, many cheesy lawyer jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Do not delay, and buy it now!

101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers

101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers
Author: Elias Hill
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2017-09-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781977556295

Finally, a lawyer joke book created with lawyers in mind! This 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers book is full of funny, humorous wisecracks that apply only to lawyers and the legal profession. You won't find "God doesn't think he's a lawyer" jokes here. These jokes poke fun at clients, the courtroom, litigation, judges and law school but still pays respect to the profession that advises people in legal matters. You'll find yourself arrested in laughter as you read through 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers. Get a copy for yourself or for a lawyer with a good sense of humor!

Hilarious Lawyer Jokes

Hilarious Lawyer Jokes
Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 197
Release: 2015-02-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1629149853

What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.

Love's Sweet Haunting

Love's Sweet Haunting
Author: Maureen Clarke
Publisher: Hillcrest Publishing Group
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2012-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1938223454

"Don't be afraid of her," old Jim Peterson softly said to Nick Jennings from his room in the nursing home. "She's just waiting for me." Nick has just purchased the Peterson property, a secluded cabin tucked into the Midwest farming landscape, to complete his novel and repair his betrayed heart. Soon after he moves in, Nick discovers that he is sharing his house with the light spirit of Molly Ross, Jim Peterson's lover who died in a car accident over thirty years ago. She lingers, waiting for Jim to join her in death. Love's Sweet Haunting follows Nick as he settles into his haunted haven and resists falling in love again. The depth of Molly and Jim's love is revealed by way of flashbacks induced by unexplained happenings in the house. The heart-wrenching climax confirms that love endures beyond the grave.

The Best Lawyer Jokes Ever

The Best Lawyer Jokes Ever
Author: Beth Tripmacher
Publisher: MetroBooks (NY)
Total Pages: 130
Release: 2002-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781586636142

-- Will tip the scales of laughter in your favor, sentencing you to hours of helpless hilarity with some of the funniest jokes and quotes from the hollowed halls of justice. -- More than 100 uproarious jokes -- Handsomely designed with lively illustrations -- A perfect gift for Father's Day, or for the new lawyer in the family.

The New Yorker Book of Lawyer Cartoons

The New Yorker Book of Lawyer Cartoons
Author: The New Yorker
Publisher: Knopf
Total Pages: 98
Release: 1993-11-30
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0679430687

Critically acclaimed cartoonists including Addams, Steig, Arno, Shanahan, and Leo Cullum take pot shots at the legal profession in a collection of eighty-five cartoons from the pages of The New Yorker.

How to Tell a Joke

How to Tell a Joke
Author: Marcus Tullius Cicero
Publisher: Princeton University Press
Total Pages: 326
Release: 2021-03-30
Genre: Philosophy
ISBN: 0691211078

Timeless advice about how to use humor to win over any audience Can jokes win a hostile room, a hopeless argument, or even an election? You bet they can, according to Cicero, and he knew what he was talking about. One of Rome’s greatest politicians, speakers, and lawyers, Cicero was also reputedly one of antiquity’s funniest people. After he was elected commander-in-chief and head of state, his enemies even started calling him “the stand-up Consul.” How to Tell a Joke provides a lively new translation of Cicero’s essential writing on humor alongside that of the later Roman orator and educator Quintilian. The result is a timeless practical guide to how a well-timed joke can win over any audience. As powerful as jokes can be, they are also hugely risky. The line between a witty joke and an offensive one isn’t always clear. Cross it and you’ll look like a clown, or worse. Here, Cicero and Quintilian explore every aspect of telling jokes—while avoiding costly mistakes. Presenting the sections on humor in Cicero’s On the Ideal Orator and Quintilian’s The Education of the Orator, complete with an enlightening introduction and the original Latin on facing pages, How to Tell a Joke examines the risks and rewards of humor and analyzes basic types that readers can use to write their own jokes. Filled with insight, wit, and examples, including more than a few lawyer jokes, How to Tell a Joke will appeal to anyone interested in humor or the art of public speaking.

Best Lawyer Jokes Ever

Best Lawyer Jokes Ever
Author: Sterling Publishing Company
Publisher: Sterling
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2003
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781402709609

"Attorneys, judges, plaintiffs, and defendants: in these comic quips and riddles, everyone in the courtroom goes on trial"--Page 4 of cover.