Disgusting Jokes for Kids

Disgusting Jokes for Kids
Author: G. Nyla Phillips
Publisher:
Total Pages: 42
Release: 2019-08-27
Genre:
ISBN: 9781688911239

Can you make it through reading these disgusting jokes without gagging? I dare you to try! You better not be squeamish because these jokes are so icky and yucky, that you might want to put on some gloves first. Now, before you barf, let me warn you that these disgusting jokes have lots of boogers, farts, and flies. Really gross stuff. Do you have the guts to answer the knock-knock jokes in here? Even the door knob is slimy! There are icky tongue twisters too... How fast can you say Ned's nose needs nine napkins? Look inside to see more! Q: What do you find in a well-cleaned nose? A: Fingerprints! Q: What did one toilet say to the other? A: You look flushed. This little illustrated book of Disgusting Jokes has been carefully created with young children in mind. Kids love jokes and they'll love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! For the Q&A riddle jokes, the questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page so that the reader does not see the answers right away. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. What's so funny about smelling a skunk or stepping on gum? Read this book to find out! About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!

The World's Worst Jokes

The World's Worst Jokes
Author: Victoria Fremont
Publisher: Courier Corporation
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2011-11-02
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0486413691

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. Why was the math book so sad? It had too many problems. Jokesters from 8 to 80 will love regaling friends and relatives with these and 58 other zany teeth-gritters. Accompanied by Larry Daste's amusing illustrations.

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2
Author: Carole P. Roman
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 174
Release: 2020-08-04
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1647393787

800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!

World's Funniest Monster Jokes for Kids

World's Funniest Monster Jokes for Kids
Author: Guy Campbell
Publisher: Egmont Books (UK)
Total Pages: 116
Release: 2003
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780603561054

Illustrated with hilarious cartoons throughout, this book is one of three titles which contains monster and zombie jokes for children aged 8 and over.

Gross and Disgusting Jokes for Kids

Gross and Disgusting Jokes for Kids
Author: James Allan Einstein
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781926700458

Kids get their kicks from making their friends and family turn green when they tell a REALLY gross joke. Here is a collection of really gross and just a little gross, but all truly disgusting jokes.

Gross Jokes

Gross Jokes
Author: Alex Smart
Publisher:
Total Pages: 80
Release: 2020-01-17
Genre:
ISBN:

A sneaky way to get kids to read out loud whilst making it FUN! Large print joke book that kids will love and can be enjoyed in many ways. This book is the perfect way to entertain boys or girls on a long road trip. You could write a joke onto a piece of paper and slip it into their lunch box each day. Your children could read some of the jokes out loud and bring a smile to bedtime. This large print book is easy for kids to read and contains Diarrhea, poop and fart jokes that kids find hilarious Zombie, boogers and bad breath gags to give them the giggles Laugh out loud limericks Dumb deaths you won't believe Funny illustrations Enjoy family giggles and guffaws galore by ordering this book now!

Stop the Dad Jokes!

Stop the Dad Jokes!
Author: Adrian Beck
Publisher: Random House Australia
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2021-07-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1761043080

A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!

The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever!

The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever!
Author: Editors of Portable Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 178
Release: 2017-10-17
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1684121450

Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!