World's Greatest Golf Jokes
| Author | : Stan McDougal |
| Publisher | : Citadel Press |
| Total Pages | : 184 |
| Release | : 2000-06 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780806508313 |
Favorites from course and clubhouse will crack up any duffer.
The Worlds Best Golf Jokes
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God Loves Golfers Best
| Author | : Ray Foley |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 146 |
| Release | : 2009-05-01 |
| Genre | : Sports & Recreation |
| ISBN | : 1402247478 |
God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
Golf Jokes
| Author | : Chester Croker |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 217 |
| Release | : 2019-09-22 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781694940766 |
Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes
Golf Jokes for Ladies
| Author | : Charlotte Croker |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 96 |
| Release | : 2019-11-05 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781705878125 |
This is a unique golfing joke book - exclusively for lady golfers. Here you will find plenty of funny golf jokes written just for women. This is a sexist free environment. These golfing jokes are for lady golfers of all abilities. This is a truly original book for female golfers - you are going to enjoy it. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh out loud, so buy this funny joke book for lady golfers now.
Dad Jokes: Hall of Shame
| Author | : Andy Herald |
| Publisher | : Weldon Owen International |
| Total Pages | : 194 |
| Release | : 2021-04-27 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1681888068 |
Over 1,000 gags and groaners to make you crack up and cringe at the same time! From the creators of the popular humor website HowToBeADad.com, this is a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous puns and quips. Organized by joke theme—from animals to holidays to technology—it includes more than a hundred illustrations, and even touches on some timely topics (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)
The New Yorker Book of Literary Cartoons
| Author | : |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 120 |
| Release | : 2000 |
| Genre | : American wit and humor, Pictorial |
| ISBN | : 0671035576 |
The "New Yorker" cartoon editor has collected dead-on portraits and eye-opening ruminations on all things bookish, courtesy of the magazine's renowned stable of cartoonists, from Charles Barsotti to Roz Chast, Ed Koren to Frank Modell, and Jack Ziegler to Victoria Roberts.
The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes
| Author | : Bob Phillips |
| Publisher | : Harvest House Publishers |
| Total Pages | : 113 |
| Release | : 2013-03-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 0736948503 |
This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
Golf Is Punishment for Not Taking Up Another Sport
| Author | : Gene Perret |
| Publisher | : Familius |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2016 |
| Genre | : Golf |
| ISBN | : 9781942934769 |
175 original gags and one-liners about golf from the award-winning comedy writers who provided many of Bob Hope's golf jokes.
Two Golf Balls Rolled Into a Bar
| Author | : Chip Putt |
| Publisher | : CreateSpace |
| Total Pages | : 92 |
| Release | : 2014-10-29 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781502553751 |
This is a new golf joke book containing 285 golf jokes which will knock the head covers off your clubs. None of the jokes have curse words so the book is suitable for males and females of all ages.Think of it for Father or Mothers' day gift, birthday gift or for a golfer at work.All the jokes were never before published and were written after 2012. This means the jokes are new and deal with more current and laughable opportunities. For example: ”>Rory McIlroy said, "Yesterday I had 5 doubles in a row." His pal replied, "Scotch I hope!"The book has 33 chapters such as:'14 Signs You Are Addicted to Golf,' 27 answers to 'What If Golf Were Never Invented,' and 8 jokes that start with "My game is so bad that...".Just about ALL of the 11,400 golf joke books found on the 'net' are collections or compilations of previously published old jokes. NOT THIS BOOK!!!
Golf It's a Funny Old Game
| Author | : M. Prefontaine |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 68 |
| Release | : 2017-02-25 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781543284973 |
For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.
