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| Author | : Joe King |
| Publisher | : Andersen Press Limited |
| Total Pages | : 49 |
| Release | : 2024-05-02 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1787612791 |
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
| Author | : Jim Chumley |
| Publisher | : Summersdale |
| Total Pages | : 150 |
| Release | : 2017-10-12 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1786854686 |
Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.
| Author | : Michael Pellowski |
| Publisher | : Applesauce Press |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2011-05-31 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781604332261 |
Billed as the largest collection of jokes ever compiled, these jokes will make kids giggle, groan, grin, and bust a gut! Includes humorous illustrations throughout. At over 5,000 jokes included, this is the wonderful long and entertaining collection that will This book is jam packed with hundreds and hundreds of jokes for kids. Includes goofy gags, twisted tongue twisters, riddles, and more.
| Author | : Georgia Beth |
| Publisher | : Lerner Publications ™ |
| Total Pages | : 27 |
| Release | : 2018-01-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1541520866 |
Knock, knock. Who's there? Read on to find out in this book full of knock-knock jokes! Learn jokes that will have you slapping your knee—plus a few that will leave you groaning but laughing in spite of yourself. Are you ready to laugh your socks off? Then you've come to the right place!
| Author | : Abigail F. Brown |
| Publisher | : Cider Mill Press |
| Total Pages | : 142 |
| Release | : 2019-10-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1604339020 |
Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. Nearly 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. Be the stand-up comedian of the century with nearly 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. This compact compendium of cheesy jokes is the perfect size for carrying with you for all your split-second bad joke needs. Never get stuck telling the same corny joke twice with this easy-to-use reference book to all things funny and punny. Whether you’re shopping for world’s Greatest Dads or a Faux Pa joker, World’s Greatest Dad Jokes (Volume 2) is perfect for anyone who appreciates a well-placed pun.
| Author | : Anne-Marie Rodger |
| Publisher | : No Kidding! |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2016 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9780778723905 |
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball! When your team is down and out, sometimes the only thing you have is humor. Using sports jokes, puns, riddles, and rhymes, this riotous book helps readers learn how to understand the culture of humor and how to use it in their own writing.
| Author | : Jessica Rusick |
| Publisher | : Lerner Publications (Tm) |
| Total Pages | : 28 |
| Release | : 2020 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1541576969 |
"What is a math teacher's favorite dessert? Pi! Show off your wit to your classmates with these hilarious jokes about school"--
| Author | : Tav Chlordane |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 236 |
| Release | : 2021-06-04 |
| Genre | : Sports & Recreation |
| ISBN | : 9781398448216 |
Ever wondered why it is called a 'try' in rugby? How referees got their name? Why the King of the Mountains' jersey in the Tour de France is red and white? Why you can't have a square football pitch? What ambidextrous really means? This book contains thousands of facts and jokes that anyone interested in sport would love to know.
| Author | : Mark Geoffrey Young |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Pub |
| Total Pages | : 106 |
| Release | : 2012-07-29 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781478331667 |
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Arsenal jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Arsenal Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Arsenal Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Arsenal joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Arsenal Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Arsenal Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Arsenal Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Arsenal Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Arsenal Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Arsenal Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
| Author | : Matt Christopher |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 1997 |
| Genre | : Football |
| ISBN | : 9780613049962 |
A collection of anecdotes, jokes, and riddles about the game of football.
