The Witless Protection Program

The Witless Protection Program
Author: Maria DiRico
Publisher: Kensington Cozies
Total Pages: 305
Release: 2024-03-26
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1496744624

In the fifth Catering Hall Mystery by Agatha Award-winning author Maria DiRico, series sleuth Mia Carina has finally steered her Italian-American family’s catering hall, Belle View Banquet Manor, into becoming the premiere party site of Astoria, Queens. Now if only her presumed dead ex-husband would get out of the way... A strong, independent woman and respected entrepreneur, Mia never imagined she’d pine for a marriage proposal. Yet lately, with her beloved Shane, she’s on tenterhooks. It’s especially surprising, considering Mia’s first husband, Adam, was a philandering grifter, assumed lost-at-sea after a boating disaster. But everyone knows what happens when you assume . . . While working a huge wedding expo in Manhattan, Mia is shocked to spot the man who nearly destroyed her life. The one who’s supposed to be sleeping with the fishes. But she loses him in the crowd. And when it happens again the next day, it’s time for an emergency meeting with the family—and the Family. Because if Adam is alive, Mia is still married . . . Everyone wants Adam dead. Everyone except Mia. She’s dealt with enough police for a lifetime. Mia needs to be a divorcée, not a widow. But someone out there disagrees, and if Mia doesn’t discover who, she may never be free to marry Shane—or anyone else . . .

Confessions of a Country Boy

Confessions of a Country Boy
Author: George Motz
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 416
Release: 2005
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0595351980

CONFESSIONS is a collection of stories from a practical joker that plays up the 'Ol' Country Boy' routine mainly for the benefit of the tourists. Many of the local people will identify with the players in these comedies and philosophical stories, as Motz is a practical joker and has been known to instigate many a misunderstanding, or to feign innocence to initiate a comic and embarrassing situation. An innocent in a world of hunters, fishermen and other liars, Motz goes out of his way to make you laugh, sometimes at his expense and often at the expense of others, who try to show how sophisticated they are. His first story about going hunting for raccoons and the misunderstandings which can occur is classic. For many years, Motz was a newspaper columnist and his humor is sometimes sarcastic, sometimes banal, sometimes self-edifying, sometimes quixotic, but never has it been dull. In many of the stories, morality suffers on the surface, only to emerge in some twisted and perverse manner later on. The often wry or cutting humor will make you read with concentration, for fear of missing some hidden fact or quirky twist of fate. You will laugh at times and you will just shake your head at others, but you will not find these observations and stories boring. And when you finally put this book down, you will reflect many times later on about how a single misunderstanding or double meaning can change a single story or single life. You will also have a deeper appreciation of the humor of a modern rural America, the world of the author.

Of Like Mind

Of Like Mind
Author: Martin T. Collins
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 220
Release: 2014-08-27
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1312462868

The fourth installment of the Just A.S.K. series introduces a new character into Andrew Kolar's life - Jazzy Kilmoor, a young assassin with a lot more in common than Andrew cares to admit. When the beautiful killer gets him involved with the mob, the C.I.A. and the F.B.I. all hell breaks lose. Now Andrew finds himself on everyone's watch list as he tries to keep a low profile and get his life back on track. But as usual, nothing goes right. So Andrew looses a few friends, grows more distant from his grown children and makes more enemies along the way. Although his relationship with Cindy Pride, a friend of his sister's, does heat up his life almost as much as those trying to kill him!

Ask Click and Clack

Ask Click and Clack
Author: Tom Magliozzi
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 212
Release: 2008-08-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780811864770

The hilarious hosts of NPR's "Car Talk" have collected 100 of the best questions--and, more importantly--their answers to a wide variety of car conundrums. Illustrated.

Computer Privacy Annoyances

Computer Privacy Annoyances
Author: Dan Tynan
Publisher: "O'Reilly Media, Inc."
Total Pages: 196
Release: 2005
Genre: Computers
ISBN: 9780596007751

'Computer Privacy Annoyances' shows readers how to keep private information private, stop nosy bosses, get off that incredibly annoying mailing list, and more. Unless you know what data is available about you and how to protect it, you're a sitting duck. 'Computer Privacy Annoyances' is your guide to a safer, saner, and more private life.

The Rabbit Factory

The Rabbit Factory
Author: Marshall Karp
Publisher: Mesa Films, Inc.
Total Pages: 524
Release: 2011-03-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1736379259

The first book in this fast-paced, laugh-out-loud crime series featuring LAPD detectives Mike Lomax and Terry Biggs finds the duo investigating the murder of the actor playing Rambunctious Rabbit, the mascot of Lamaar Studio's Familyland theme park. As more Lamaar employees are brutally killed, Lomax and Biggs must race to expose a conspiracy hell-bent on destroying the entertainment conglomerate.

Cat in an Orange Twist

Cat in an Orange Twist
Author: Carole Nelson Douglas
Publisher: Forge Books
Total Pages: 438
Release: 2007-04-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1429911433

Temple Barr is a sharp and sassy public relations ace in Las Vegas whose life is finally taking a turn for the better. Hard-nosed homicide lieutenant Carmen Molina is too busy chasing after her own ex-lover, rogue L.A. cop Rafi Nadir, to pursue Temple's boyfriend, sexy magician Max Kinsella, and nobody Temple knows has been murdered... at least, not in the past few weeks. Temple takes this downtime as a signal she should buy a new pair of Jimmy Choo spike heels, and accept the job of planning a glitzy week of opening events for a trendy new furniture showroom. Dealing with temperamental décor mavens is no problem for a woman who's saved leopards from big game hunters, tracked killers through strip clubs, calmed the cantankerous owners of Las Vegas's most glamorous hotel, and seen the ghost of Elvis-until the life of feng shui expert and media-crowned domestic dominatrix Amelia Wong is threatened. Suddenly Temple is neck deep in trouble... and bodies. And Temple has one more problem-one she doesn't even know about: her roommate Louie, and his maybe-daughter Louise, have decided to make sure that Temple's search for a killer furniture arrangement doesn't mean curtains for her. Midnight Inc. Investigations, their PI firm, is on the case. The catch? Louie is Temple's cat. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Loving Ashe

Loving Ashe
Author: Liz Durano
Publisher: Velvet Madrid
Total Pages: 314
Release: 2015-06-08
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0986284718

Gunplay: Beauty Redeemed

Gunplay: Beauty Redeemed
Author: William David
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 309
Release: 2012-03-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1469173050

Neurosurgeon Arthur Anderson helps cognitively disabled people live normally. Ever the humanitarian, he makes available at cost his revolutionary Server One device. A man with a cold heart sees lots of profit to be made and attempts a hostile takeover of the good doctors business. Nasty internet talk about Doc Anderson and his veiled wife Sue, forces a confession about his friendship with reclusive Betti. Anderson may have to shoot his way out of this problem to redeem the beautiful people in his life.

The Man Who Knew the Answer

The Man Who Knew the Answer
Author: Richard Segal
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 215
Release: 2020-05-29
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1728353637

The afternoon began innocently enough with a lunch meeting in Tower Hill, but gathered pace when I hesitated upon my departure from the Rotunda, and overheard a quartet of deal-making Continentals: ‘The names for an apple are not the fruit itself.’ Code for a transaction they were negotiating or aphorisms for the spewing aside, one picaresque experience leads to another and the next thing I knew, I was on the 73 bus heading out of Harvard Square, with the Armenian driver working the crowd and apologizing for our poor geography. Vijay finally breaks loose of his winter skin while sampling comedy clubs up and down the East Coast, and discovers that The Impresario represents truth in advertizing. In his black and blue swan t-shirt, every clown does have a silver lining. However, these are but preludes to the existential challenges soon to face a young nation, in search of the one man able to solve these riddles, and deliver a cure for us all.