The Very Merry Poop Christmas
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Author | : Samantha Berger |
Publisher | : Henry Holt and Company (BYR) |
Total Pages | : 21 |
Release | : 2022-09-13 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1250897912 |
From Samantha Berger and illustrator Manny Galán, creators of The Great Big Poop Party, comes a hilarious holiday picture book that follows Santa Claus as he reluctantly accepts that Christmas could use a little poop. It's December, and you know what that means: Christmas is coming! But this year, the North Pole is in for a surprise. Never in the history of this most joyous of holidays has poop been so popular . . . and children from all over have poop-ified their wish lists. When the news reaches Santa Claus, he declares Christmas has officially gone down the toilet! But with a bit of convincing—and a strategically placed whoopie cushion—from Mrs. Claus and the rest of the North Pole crew, maybe Santa will understand that Christmas is a time for peace, joy, and love, but also for laughter. The Very Merry Poop Christmas is the pitch-perfect, potty-humor-filled follow-up to kid favorite The Great Big Poop Party, just in time for the holidays!
Author | : Samantha Berger |
Publisher | : Henry Holt and Company (BYR) |
Total Pages | : 40 |
Release | : 2020-09-29 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1250808197 |
The Great Big Poop Party is writer Samantha Berger and illustrator Manny Galán's hilarious picture book about a little boy who wants a special theme for his birthday party—and the poop-centric silliness that ensues. Julian's birthday is fast approaching. For his party, his parents promise he can have any theme he wants. Maybe superheroes or skateboards? Dinosaurs or dogs? But Julian has another idea. He wants a poop party. With his family's help, Julian throws the biggest, brownest, most creative poop party ever!
Author | : Bonnie Miller |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2018-08-21 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1612438628 |
A hilariously sh*tty holiday gift for everyone who loves Christmas and anyone who poops. Curl up by the fire with some steaming hot chocolate and listen to Fudgy the Poopman offer his unique take on your favorite Christmas tales. You’re probably familiar with Rudolph and his red-nose; but in this book, you hear how Christmas was saved by Rupert, whose case of IBS has left him with a shining red spot on the opposite end of his reindeer body. Like an overindulgent holiday feast, this is the gift that just keeps giving. Packaged as a high quality hardcover and fully illustrated in bright colors (as well as brown), the holiday reboots include “Silent but Deadly Night,” “The Nutcracker’s Dilemma,” and “The Twelve Days of Poopmas.”
Author | : Steve Smallman |
Publisher | : Tiger Tales |
Total Pages | : 34 |
Release | : 2021-07-06 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 168010361X |
Bob McGrew, the head keeper at the zoo, loves his job -- except when he has to clean up the poo! One day, the iguana leaves behind something that catches the attention of the entire town -- and a poo museum owner -- and ends up making Bob's messy job a lot easier!
Author | : Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 28 |
Release | : 2020-11-14 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9788293748137 |
Ho Ho Ho! Its Christmas Eve and Father Christmas and his reindeer are in full swing, delivering presents to all the good boys and girls, when suddenly disaster strikes as Santa gets a surprise of his own! Will Christmas be ruined this year, or will it be a clean getaway for Santa? Find out in this hilarious and sweet reimagining of Clement C. Moore's classic poem, that is sure to delight both children and their parents alike! This is a beautifully illustrated and unique take on the classic poem that is sure to put a smile on everyones face this Christmas! A word from the author: "I absolutely loved Clement C. Moore's poem as a child, but when I grew up and tried to read it to my own children, they did not share my enthusiasm. The book is truly a classic but also a little outdated, but one of my children's biggest gripes was the absence of Rudolph. Poor Clement...he wasn't to know. I felt sad that they couldn't share in my enjoyment of the original, especially as it is is the only story to name all the rendeer (well minus one), so I vowed to try and rewrite this story whilst breathing new life into it. Now tackling what it without a doubt the most famous poem in the English language was not a task that I undertook lightly, but it has been given the seal of approval from my little ones, and I truly belief I have created something original, sweet and funny, whilst maintaining the essence of the original. This year, more than most, we need a little festive cheer. So with that in mind, I hope you enjoy the book, and wish you all a Merry Christmas!"
Author | : Caralyn Buehner |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 46 |
Release | : 2015-10-20 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0399186034 |
From the creators of the New York Times bestseller Snowmen at Night comes a lively story about discovering the joy and meaning of Christmas When Mr. Mouse and his family move into the warm spot beneath the kitchen stove in a big house, they discover something new and wonderful: an evergreen tree decorated with lights, ginger and peppermint smells in the air, and cookies baking in the oven. They hear about a child born long ago, and a jolly man named Santa who brings gifts to celebrate Jesus’s birth on a day called Christmas. And so Mr. and Mrs. Mouse decide that their family should celebrate Christmas too. With delightful rhyming verse, detailed illustrations (with hidden pictures to search for!), and a childlike sense of wonder, the story of the Mouse family’s first Christmas is sure to become a holiday tradition.
Author | : Daniel Cole Young |
Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 128 |
Release | : 2010-05-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1402237227 |
52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.
Author | : Trey Parker |
Publisher | : Macmillan |
Total Pages | : 192 |
Release | : 2000 |
Genre | : Animated television programs |
ISBN | : 9780752271934 |
South Park is to be a phenomenon in the UK with the madcap adventures of Cartman, Kenny and pals thrilling fans. South Park: The Scripts: Book Two ties into Channel 4's transmission of Series 3, and includes five hilarious scripts: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls Cow Days Gnomes Rainforest Schmainforest Each script is illustrated with a selection of images from the show, along with the original storyboards which the animators worked from.
Author | : Cynthia Rylant |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 48 |
Release | : 2004-10 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0689811683 |
Henry and Mudge celebrate the Christmas season with their family.
Author | : Alexandra Day |
Publisher | : Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR) |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 1990-10-17 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780374311148 |
A family's faithful dog and the baby left in his charge share an adventure-filled Christmas Eve.