The Useless Book of Absolutely Nothing!

The Useless Book of Absolutely Nothing!
Author: Daniel E Trathen
Publisher:
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2019-11-21
Genre:
ISBN: 9781702239189

This book is blank inside. That's correct, no printed pages! A perfect gift for someone who has everything. Kris Kringle, Birthday, Joke present, Leaving gift, for your boss, a family member, a school friend. It's just a book that is useless or is it?

The Totally Awesome Book of Useless Information

The Totally Awesome Book of Useless Information
Author: Noel Botham
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 194
Release: 2012-06-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0399159258

Weird and amazing facts for curious minds of all kinds Looking for fascinating facts and trivia that readers of all ages can enjoy? The Totally Awesome Book of Useless Information is filled with the oddest and funniest tidbits about history, science, food, animals, and more. A great gift for kids of all ages, this book features: 200+ interesting facts and trivia Engaging illustrations and easy-to-read format Portable size, great for road trips and family vacations This compendium is perfect for trivia buffs, history lovers, and anyone who loves to learn new things. For example, did you know that the Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving? Or that the peach was the first fruit eaten on the moon? Or that there are oysters that can climb trees? You'll find all this and more in this amazing collection of useless information.

The Mega Book of Useless Information

The Mega Book of Useless Information
Author: Noel Botham
Publisher: Kings Road Publishing
Total Pages: 337
Release: 2010-11-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1857829271

Continuing the sensational success of the Useless Information Series, the Official Useless Information Society bring you another essential compendium of everything you never needed but always wanted to know. If you are a lover of the wonderfully pointless, then this is the book for you.

The Perfectly Useless Book of Useless Information

The Perfectly Useless Book of Useless Information
Author: Don Voorhees
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 257
Release: 2010-05-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1101187263

It doesn't get any more useless than this! The most inconsequential entry yet in the #1 New York Times bestselling series proves that information is overrated. Your life won't be improved by knowing that... ? Frank Sinatra's mother was a convicted felon. ? Bugs Bunny was born in Brooklyn. ? The average American home contains $90 in loose change. ? It is illegal to use the American flag in advertising. And there's no good reason to also discover... ? Which game show host previously worked as a garbageman. ? Which day of week is the most popular to rob a bank. ? Which millionaire loaned his kidnapped grandson ransom money at 4 percent interest. ? Which country once had a dog for a king.

The Book of Totally Useless Information

The Book of Totally Useless Information
Author: Don Voorhees
Publisher: M J F Books
Total Pages: 200
Release: 1998-08
Genre: Games & Activities
ISBN: 9781567312669

Provides answers to such questions as "Was there ever a real Aunt Jemima?" "What is the difference between bourbon and Scotch?" "Why do trains have a caboose?" and "Why do we give names to hurricanes?"

Totally Useless Office Skills

Totally Useless Office Skills
Author: Rick Davis
Publisher:
Total Pages: 140
Release: 1996
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780963641328

Skills for Kids" returns with ways to annoy the boss, entertain coworkers, and relieve excess occupational stress. Rick Davis shows how to acquire skills with absolutely no practical value to make the work day more entertaining--such as faxing an endless document, performing necktie magic, and singing telephone songs. 108 photos.

A Useless Man

A Useless Man
Author: Sait Faik Abasiyanik
Publisher: Archipelago
Total Pages: 250
Release: 2015-02-24
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0914671081

With all the wit and brilliance of Chekhov, a distinctive collection of lyrical stories from Sait Faik Abasıyanık, “Turkey’s greatest short story writer” (The Guardian) Sait Faik Abasıyanık’s fiction traces the interior lives of strangers in his native Istanbul: ancient coffeehouse proprietors, priests, dream-addled fishermen, poets of the Princes’ Isles, lovers and wandering minstrels of another time. The stories in A Useless Man are shaped by Sait Faik’s political autobiography – his resistance to social convention, the relentless pace of westernization, and the ethnic cleansing of his city – as he conjures the varied textures of life in Istanbul and its surrounding islands. The calm surface of these stories might seem to signal deference to the new Republic’s restrictions on language and culture, but Abasıyanık’s prose is crafted deceptively, with dark, subversive undercurrents. “Reading these stories by Sait Faik feels like finding the secret doors inside of poems,” Rivka Galchen wrote. Beautifully translated by Maureen Freely and Alexander Dawe, A Useless Man is the most comprehensive collection of Sait Faik’s stories in English to date.

Useless Bay

Useless Bay
Author: M. J. Beaufrand
Publisher: Abrams
Total Pages: 184
Release: 2016-10-18
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1613121644

On Whidbey Island, the Gray quintuplets are the stuff of legend. Pixie and her brothers have always been bigger and blonder than their neighbors, as if they were birthed from the island itself. Together, they serve as an unofficial search-and-rescue team for the island, saving tourists and locals alike from the forces of wind and sea. But, when a young boy goes missing, the mysteries start to pile up. While searching for him, they find his mother’s dead body instead—and realize that something sinister is in their midst. Edgar-nominated author M. J. Beaufrand has crafted another atmospheric thriller with a touch of magical realism that fans of mystery and true crime will devour.

The World's Greatest Book of Useless Information

The World's Greatest Book of Useless Information
Author: Noel Botham
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 129
Release: 2009-07-07
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1101061359

From the creators of the #1 New York Times bestseller The Book of Useless Information-a collection of even greater insignificance. More useless than ever before! Impress know-it-all friends with this all-new hodgepodge of frivolous facts and silly statistics that no one really needs to know. But honestly, how cool is it to find out that... ? There is a place in Maryland called Monkey's Eyebrow ? Giving yellow flowers is a sign of bad luck in Russia ? One brow wrinkle is the result of 200,000 frowns ? Paper can be made from asparagus This is the book that will also tell you... ? The meaning of 'mageirocophobia' ? Where it is illegal to kill a butterfly ? Huckleberry Finn's remedy for warts ? What bodily fluid the Romans used as a hair treatment And much, much more!

The Book of Nothing

The Book of Nothing
Author: John D. Barrow
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 386
Release: 2009-05-20
Genre: Science
ISBN: 0307554813

What conceptual blind spot kept the ancient Greeks (unlike the Indians and Maya) from developing a concept of zero? Why did St. Augustine equate nothingness with the Devil? What tortuous means did 17th-century scientists employ in their attempts to create a vacuum? And why do contemporary quantum physicists believe that the void is actually seething with subatomic activity? You’ll find the answers in this dizzyingly erudite and elegantly explained book by the English cosmologist John D. Barrow. Ranging through mathematics, theology, philosophy, literature, particle physics, and cosmology, The Book of Nothing explores the enduring hold that vacuity has exercised on the human imagination. Combining high-wire speculation with a wealth of reference that takes in Freddy Mercury and Shakespeare alongside Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, and Stephen Hawking, the result is a fascinating excursion to the vanishing point of our knowledge.