The UnDutchables

The UnDutchables
Author: Colin White
Publisher:
Total Pages: 152
Release: 1991
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 9780962500619

The UnDutchables: An Observation of the Netherlands, its culture, its inhabitants - "A sometimes funny, sometimes scathing portrayal of (Dutch) national habits." Washington Post. A cynically apt, precise yet funny scrutiny of the Netherlands. You may not have known that the Dutch can be laughed at. The book exposes that which is missing from the myriad of flattering photo-compilations & tourist books. After a historically-based introduction, the reader is advised: "The longer you stay, the deeper you sink in." There follows a satirical exploration of the most diverse aspects of daily Dutch life; from coffee to child rearing, from train travel to the toilet. Bikes: "They are called fiets, probably because that's what powers them." The Dutch flag: "With true originality, the national flag is the French tricolore turned sideways." White & Boucke know their subject matter inside out. As a leading Dutch daily newspaper explains it: "In a very exact yet funny way, The UnDutchable discloses all the secrets about us that we really would have preferred to keep to ourselves."

The UnDutchables

The UnDutchables
Author: Colin White
Publisher: White-Boucke Publishing
Total Pages: 340
Release: 2006
Genre: Social Science
ISBN:

The Undutchables

The Undutchables
Author: Colin White
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2017-11-22
Genre:
ISBN: 9781888580488

A hilarious yet profound and revealing look at the Dutch, their customs and their mentality. This exquisite satire explores the most diverse aspects of daily Dutch life, from coffee to child rearing, from train travel to the toilet. Learn why the Dutch believe, "It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a question without debating it," and why it's so hard to learn the Dutch language, "The more you try to learn Dutch, the more the Dutch refuse to speak Dutch to you and the more they complain that you haven't learned it." Other topics include Dutch moralizing & criticizing, cozy Dutch homes, flowers & plants, money & thriftiness, work ethics, welfare, commercial cunning, telephone habits, the national passion, rules for shopping, driving, Dutch customs, bikes, language, gay community, food, sex, drugs, phobias, the Dutch abroad and the 1995 flood disaster. 8th edition!

The UnDutchables

The UnDutchables
Author: Colin White
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013
Genre: Dutch
ISBN: 9781888580471

A hilarious yet profound and revealing look at the Dutch, their customs and their mentality. This exquisite satire explores the most diverse aspects of daily Dutch life, from coffee to child rearing, from train travel to the toilet. Learn why the Dutch believe, "It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a question without debating it," and why it's so hard to learn the Dutch language, "The more you try to learn Dutch, the more the Dutch refuse to speak Dutch to you and the more they complain that you haven't learned it." Other topics include Dutch moralizing & criticizing, cozy Dutch homes, flowers & plants, money & thriftiness, work ethics, welfare, commercial cunning, telephone habits, the national passion, rules for shopping, driving, Dutch customs, bikes, language, gay community, food, sex, drugs, phobias, the Dutch abroad and the 1995 flood disaster.

Tulip Fever

Tulip Fever
Author: Deborah Moggach
Publisher: Dial Press
Total Pages: 290
Release: 2007-12-18
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0307423417

A sensual tale of art, lust, and deception—now a major motion picture In 1630s Amsterdam, tulipomania has seized the populace. Everywhere men are seduced by the fantastic exotic flower. But for wealthy merchant Cornelis Sandvoort, it is his young and beautiful wife, Sophia, who stirs his soul. She is the prize he desires, the woman he hopes will bring him the joy that not even his considerable fortune can buy. Cornelis yearns for an heir, but so far he and Sophia have failed to produce one. In a bid for immortality, he commissions a portrait of them both by the talented young painter Jan van Loos. But as Van Loos begins to capture Sophia's likeness on canvas, a slow passion begins to burn between the beautiful young wife and the talented artist. As the portrait unfolds, so a slow dance is begun among the household’s inhabitants. Ambitions, desires, and dreams breed a grand deception—and as the lies multiply, events move toward a thrilling and tragic climax. In this richly imagined international bestseller, Deborah Moggach has created the rarest of novels—a lush, lyrical work of fiction that is also compulsively readable. Seldom has a novel so vividly evoked a time, a place, and a passion. Praise for Tulip Fever “Sumptuous prose . . . reads like a thriller.”—The New York Times Book Review “An artful novel in every sense of the word . . . deftly evokes seventeenth-century Amsterdam’s vibrant atmosphere.”—Los Angeles Times “Need a brief escape into a beautiful and faraway world? Deborah Moggach’s wonderful Tulip Fever can offer you that.”—New York Post “Taut with suspense and unexpected revelations.”—Entertainment Weekly “Elegantly absorbing.”—The Philadelphia Inquirer

How to Be Dutch

How to Be Dutch
Author: Gregory Shapiro
Publisher: Xpat Scriptum Publishers
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-10-15
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9789463190152

After the success of his book How to Be Orange: An Alternative Dutch Assimilation Course, Comedian Greg Shapiro now writes the questions that SHOULD be on the Dutch Citizenship Exam. How to Be Dutch makes you redefine the Holland you thought you knew. Shapiro examines the dialogue from Pulp Fiction to ask: how many little differences have changed? And he asks pressing questions, such as: If Holland is the Drug Capital of the world, why is it so hard to get antibiotics? to altogether new forms of retail and of their spatial expression. This is what this new yearbook takes a look at. It provides a current overview of innovations in multi-channel commerce, from pioneering in-store technology to new products, materials and lighting solutions at the point of sale. More than 50 current examples of best practice, from temporary popup stores and avant-garde brand worlds to hybrid retail centers, present an inspiring international cross section."

Master of Shadows

Master of Shadows
Author: Mark Lamster
Publisher: Anchor
Total Pages: 346
Release: 2010-10-05
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0307387356

Although his popularity is eclipsed by Rembrandt today, Peter Paul Rubens was revered by his contemporaries as the greatest painter of his era, if not of all history. His undeniable artistic genius, bolstered by a modest disposition and a reputation as a man of tact and discretion, made him a favorite among monarchs and political leaders across Europe—and gave him the perfect cover for the clandestine activities that shaped the landscape of seventeenth-century politics. In Master of Shadows, Mark Lamster brilliantly recreates the culture, religious conflicts, and political intrigues of Rubens’s time, following the painter from Antwerp to London, Madrid, Paris, and Rome and providing an insightful exploration of Rubens’s art as well as the private passions that influenced it.

Why the Dutch are Different

Why the Dutch are Different
Author: Ben Coates
Publisher: Nicholas Brealey
Total Pages: 336
Release: 2015-09-24
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1473645298

Stranded at Schiphol airport, Ben Coates called up a friendly Dutch girl he'd met some months earlier. He stayed for dinner. Actually, he stayed for good. In the first book to consider the hidden heart and history of the Netherlands from a modern perspective, the author explores the length and breadth of his adopted homeland and discovers why one of the world's smallest countries is also so significant and so fascinating. It is a self-made country, the Dutch national character shaped by the ongoing battle to keep the water out from the love of dairy and beer to the attitude to nature and the famous tolerance. Ben Coates investigates what makes the Dutch the Dutch, why the Netherlands is much more than Holland and why the color orange is so important. Along the way he reveals why they are the world's tallest people and have the best carnival outside Brazil. He learns why Amsterdam's brothels are going out of business, who really killed Anne Frank, and how the Dutch manage to be richer than almost everyone else despite working far less. He also discovers a country which is changing fast, with the Dutch now questioning many of the liberal policies which made their nation famous.

The Dutch, I Presume?

The Dutch, I Presume?
Author: Martijn de Rooi
Publisher:
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2014
Genre:
ISBN: 9789076214177

Engelstalig, op buitenlanders gericht boek, met informatie in woord en beeld over Nederland, de Nederlandse cultuur en de Nederlanders.

The American Netherlander

The American Netherlander
Author: Gregory Shapiro
Publisher:
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2021-07
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9789463192262

25 Years of Getting to Know the Dutch