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| Author | : John Dixon |
| Publisher | : CreateSpace |
| Total Pages | : 280 |
| Release | : 2013-05-24 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781489561312 |
The Zombie Apocalypse of the 21st century devastated the human race. Millions of men and women were eaten or converted into the undead hordes leaving a wake of singletons. Perhaps the greatest strain on society is not the impending annihalation of the human race but the stress of finding a loved one in a world where most eligible partners are either eaten or have become braindead. Even before the zombie apocalypse, finding Mr or Mrs Right was a challenging affair. This guide teaches you how to find your ideal partner and contains plenty of useful practical ideas to improve yourself, your image, increase your confidence and learn how to be more successful as well as how to respect yourself more. The guide also covers topics like money, human physiology and tips for dating safely in the zombie infested world. After reading this book, you will be ready to go out and find your ideal partner.
| Author | : Jeff Busch |
| Publisher | : Union Square & Co. |
| Total Pages | : 131 |
| Release | : 2012-02-07 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1402792298 |
Just because youre a reanimated corpse doesnt mean you cant fall in love--as this hilarious dating guide parody proves. Dating is tough, but hooking up when youre undead can be a nightmare. Its hard enough to meet that special something without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, and missing (ahem) appendages. And if you do score a night on the prowl with the zombie of your dreams, youll face all the usual dating concerns, and then some: How soon is too soon to call after a first date? Whats the best cover-up for a shotgun wound: plaster or caulk? And whats the proper dining etiquette when your meal tries to call the authorities? Filled with insightful advice, tips, quizzes, charts, and more, Zombie Love is sure to help any walking corpse find a soul mate and possibly even a happily ever afterlife.
| Author | : Lynn Messina |
| Publisher | : Potatoworks Press |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2022-02-15 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781942218579 |
| Author | : Patricia O'Brien Mathews |
| Publisher | : American Library Association |
| Total Pages | : 274 |
| Release | : 2011 |
| Genre | : Language Arts & Disciplines |
| ISBN | : 0838910734 |
Mathews uses a limited definition of paranormal, and examines works set, for the most part, in a relatively realistic modern world inhabited by both humans and paranormal beings.
| Author | : Gillian Zane |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 802 |
| Release | : 2021-03-25 |
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The Amazon Best-Selling Series is available in one book! "5 Hearts for Alexis & Blake" - Romance Between the SheetsZombies are on the loose in New Orleans and of all the End of the World scenarios, Alexis Winter wasn't prepared for this one. But, an apocalypse is an apocalypse and she should have this covered. She has been "prepping" for the last three years. The problem is location and timing. She's stuck downtown and she has to get to her house on the outskirts of the city so she can get her supplies and bug-in (for the "non-peppers" this means hole up and stay safe).Agreeing to work on a Saturday is now coming back to bite her on the ass big time. Hopefully, it won't be a literal bite by the walking dead.Luck favors the prepared, and as luck would have it, it comes in the form of the ridiculously hot Blake Miller and his business partner Zach James. Former military men, current mercenaries, Blake and Zach have everything a girl needs to survive the zombie apocalypse.SHTF. RUN. FIGHT. LIVE. JUSTICE. HONOR. The entire NOLA Zombie series. The stories follow a group of survivors and their quest to stay alive in a world gone to Hell. And in that process of survival to find a little bit of hope and maybe even love. Can there be a happily ever after in the NOLA Zombie world? You'll have to read to find out...Zombies, sex, romance and carnage...you can't get any better than this.Be warned, there will be monsters, living and dead, there will be very intense sex scenes (m/f, m/m/f) and there will be a lot of violence.**This book contains all 5 books + the prequel of the NOLA Zombie series. This is a zombie apocalypse with a lot of romance, including a menage romance within books 1 through 3.
| Author | : Lynn Ann Messina |
| Publisher | : Potatoworks Press |
| Total Pages | : 242 |
| Release | : 2012-02-09 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9780984901814 |
Hattie Cross knows what you're thinking: Zombie sex? Ewwwww. But she also knows that since a virus turned 99.9999 percent of human males into zombies, it's statistically impossible to meet--let alone date--the remaining 0.00001 percent. So she writes "The Girls' Guide to Dating Zombies" to help her fellow single women navigate the zombie-relationship waters. Her practical how-to impresses the CEO of the largest drug company in the world, and before she knows it, Hattie, a reporter for a downmarket tabloid that specializes in conspiracy theories, is sitting down with the woman who single-handedly invented the zombie-behavioral-modification market. Granted access to the inner sanctum of zombaceuticals, she meets an actual, living, breathing M-A-N. Now Hattie, the consummate professional, is acting like a single girl at the end of the twentieth century: self-conscious, klutzy and unable to form a coherent sentence without babbling. Worst of all, the human male appears to have impaired her ability to think clearly. Because all of a sudden she's convinced a conspiracy is afoot at the drug company and it seems to go all the way to the top!
| Author | : Byron Preiss |
| Publisher | : Dell |
| Total Pages | : 404 |
| Release | : 1993 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
Never-before published fiction by first-rate authors such as Anne Rice, Kevin J. Anderson, Don D'Ammassa, Rick Hautala, S.P. Somtow, Chelsea Quinn Yarbro, and others is joined by a limited number of classic reprints in this illustrated collection of stories about zombies. Line drawings.
| Author | : Joseph A. McCullough |
| Publisher | : Bloomsbury Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 80 |
| Release | : 2011-04-01 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1849088187 |
The dead have always stalked the dark corners of the earth. Since World War II, the number of zombie outbreaks has increased every year, while governments desperately try to cover up the facts. Zombies: A Hunter's Guide contains all of the information necessary to recognize and combat this growing threat. Beginning with an explanation of the historical origins of zombies, it follows their history straight through to the threat they pose to the world today. All varieties of zombie are catalogued and examined, giving their strengths and weakness, with a special emphasis on recognition and elimination. Finally, the book covers the tactics and equipment used in zombie fighting. Accompanied by numerous full-colour reconstructions to help with identification, this book is a must for anyone on the frontlines of the Zombie Wars.
| Author | : Alison Blackman Dunham |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 320 |
| Release | : 2005-10-31 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1440523312 |
Celebrated life and career expert Alison Blackman Dunham (aka "Advice Sister Alison") gives you the "must-have" basics of modern, adult dating, along with tons of tips and tactics that make dating exciting, safe, and successful! With Alison's advice you will: Set your sights-Define your goals, and chart a personalized course for your most successful dating journey, ever! Make your time count-Discover where all the "good ones" go and find the perfect person for you! Gain confidence-Work what you've got, from making first contact to making a date. Ace the date-Prepare to have fun, make sure you're the one they want to see again and again, and stay out of harm's way-from doorbell to goodnight kiss. Deal with dating downers-Empower yourself to deal with emotional pitfalls and finesse social challenges. With innovative advice on everything from that key first date, to Internet dating, to keeping the fires burning, The Everything Dating Book, 2nd Edition is your one-stop handbook for finding-and keeping-the love you want!
| Author | : Chelsea Bellingeri |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 234 |
| Release | : 2013-10-24 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781492985655 |
Seventeen-year-old Rachel Cole was ecstatic when her little sister Morgan left for science camp at the University of Michigan - anything that would get Morgan out of their horrible foster home for a few weeks. Little did Rachel know that life as she knew it was about to change forever. A suspected biological terror attack has spread over the northern half of the country causing the dead to reanimate and attack the living. The sudden attacks have catapulted Middle America into an all-out war zone. Zombies have swarmed the City of Flint and Rachel must battle through the infected streets to rescue Morgan. Along the way, Rachel meets Cage Vance - the local star quarterback dealing with his own personal demons. Rachel is immediately attracted to Cage, but who has time for love during the zombie apocalypse? Can Rachel and Cage's small group of friends survive the journey to Ann Arbor and rescue Morgan? Or are they already too late?Chelsea Bellingeri is the best selling author of the New England Witch Chronicles series. Love & the Zombie Apocalypse is the first book in her new young adult trilogy. For more information, please visit: www.chelseabellingeri.com or www.facebook.com/ChelseaBellingeri
