The ULTIMATE Pirate Joke Book

The ULTIMATE Pirate Joke Book
Author: Rachel Weight
Publisher:
Total Pages: 66
Release: 2020-09-13
Genre:
ISBN:

Yo, ho, yo, ho! Ye've found the ultimate treasure! The ONLY pirate joke book ye'll ever need - with hilarious pictures to color in! Impress yer friends and laugh til ye barf (but aim overboard because we've just swabbed the deck!) while a pirate, shark pirate, and mouse pirate (yes, we realized later we could have asked a pi-RATe, but this is one tough mouse pirate) answer the REAL questions you've always (or never) had about pirates . . .

Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for Kids

Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for Kids
Author: Debbie Cressey
Publisher: Xist Publishing
Total Pages: 17
Release: 2019-09-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1532413327

What's a pirate's favorite book? One filled with pirate jokes, of course! This arrgh-tastic collection of pirate jokes from Debbie Cressey, will get kids talking and laughing like a true pirate. Sofia Sita's vibrant illustrations transform the jokes into an engaging narrative through the funniest parts of pirate life. Perfect for "Talk like a Pirate Day" or any pirate-loving child!

Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!

Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!
Author: David Lewman
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 54
Release: 2007-04-24
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1416936041

This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore. Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues? He was on a treasure haunt. Why are pirate flags always grouchy? Because they have crossbones. Why do pirates like to play baseball? They love to steal the bases.

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!
Author: Editors of Portable Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 90
Release: 2016-05-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1626866139

Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Best Pirate Jokes

Best Pirate Jokes
Author: Ian Rylett
Publisher: Arrow/Children's (a Division of Random House Group)
Total Pages: 76
Release: 2000
Genre: Pirates
ISBN: 9780099413196

Raise the anchor, batten down the hatches, hoist the sails and giggle along with Captain Horatio Pugwash and his crew for hilarity on the high seas with this top-hole collection of pirate puns, treasure-hunting teasers and general buccaneering buffoonery. Tottering turtles!

Pirates Mad Libs

Pirates Mad Libs
Author: Roger Price
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 50
Release: 2007-04-19
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0843123133

Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about pirates! Yo-ho, yo-ho, a NOUN's life for me! With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about treasure chests, peg legs, and naval battles, Pirates Mad Libs is the perfect activity for any fan of pirate history! Play alone, in a group, or on a pirate ship! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Pirates Mad Libs includes: - Silly stories: 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories all about pirates! - Language arts practice: Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills. - Fun with Friends: each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!

The World's Best Dad Jokes for Kids Volume 3

The World's Best Dad Jokes for Kids Volume 3
Author: Lisa Swerling
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 216
Release: 2019-10-29
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1524859370

This illustrated book by the New York Times–bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave your family in stitches. The World’s Best Dad Jokes for Kids is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly jokes that dads love to tell—each paired with a small drawing that’s a sweet comic gem in itself. It’s the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together.

Great Book of Zany Jokes

Great Book of Zany Jokes
Author: Matt Rissinger
Publisher: Sterling Publishing (NY)
Total Pages: 100
Release: 1995-03
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780806904719

Help yourself to a heaping feast of many really zingy jokes, zany puns, and zowy riddles. Packed with hilarious drawings throughout.

I Want to Be a Pirate When I Grow Up

I Want to Be a Pirate When I Grow Up
Author: A. D. Largie
Publisher: Fantasy and Folklore for Kids
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2018-02-20
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781980351214

A Pirate's life seen though the eyes of kids who declare all the many reasons why they want to be a Pirate when they grow up. Within these beautiful and colorful pages is the perfect bed time story for dreamy toddlers who are ready to have one last adventure before saying goodnight. Fun poetic words with imaginary images tells a story of all the cool things about being a Pirate. ARRRR!

Silly Stories for Silly Kids

Silly Stories for Silly Kids
Author: Silly Willy
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 69
Release: 2019-04-27
Genre:
ISBN: 9781095626771

This original short story collection is a great book for kids who love to giggle! Each story is easy to read with fun illustrations to help entertain younger readers! Kids will love sharing these silly stories! Be warned! These stories are really silly! So silly, in fact, that it is hard not to laugh! Silly Willy has returned with a new book to the popular Silly series. This collection of short stories is perfect for children who love a silly tale and are starting to grow their reading skills into chapter books.The collection of 12 original silly stories features a wide range of themes and adventures. Story 1: My Super Hero Diary, featuring an unlucky superhero and his bullying villain roommate. Story 2: A story featuring an ancient Egyptian pharaoh and his wish to build a pyramid. Story 3: A story about a boy who has built a castle. But not a well-constructed one! Story 4: A girl clones herself with unexpected results. Story 5: A tall tale about a nose picker and his passionate hobby. Story 6: An entertaining adventure to find a mysterious horribly bad smell. Where is it coming from? Story 7: A dog and his owner have an embarrassing mix up! Story 8: A clever inventor has a not-so-clever idea! Story 9: A fairy tale involving an innocent baby and a greedy troll monster. Story 10: A schoolboy visits the doctor after a homework incident. Story 11: A talentless unicorn courageously enters a talent contest! She can't sing, dance, tell jokes or draw! How will she win the most talented award? Story 12: Erik and his Viking friends discover an island with some 'strange' animals. The book has been written to include a few challenging words that will help expand a child's vocabulary. Parents will cherish reading these short tales to their younger ones. This book is ideal as a short read before bedtime, or in between games and activity time. Older children will also love reading these funny stories quietly or acting as the storyteller reading aloud. Each story is fast-paced and varies in length. The tales themselves contain good family-style humor acceptable for kids and adults. If your kids love fiction stories like Captain Underpants, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Big Nate, then these silly stories will soon become their favorite, too! The book is hilariously illustrated. This book is a perfect gift for kids who need a break from video games, TV screens, movies, and other media. Or when it is too wet and cold for outside sport play! These silly stories are also a great travel companion or an ideal birthday, holiday, or get well gift for kids! Ages: 4 & up. / Ideal for Pre-K and first graders through to the 5th grade.