The Ultimate Pirate Joke Book
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Author | : Rachel Weight |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 66 |
Release | : 2020-09-13 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : |
Yo, ho, yo, ho! Ye've found the ultimate treasure! The ONLY pirate joke book ye'll ever need - with hilarious pictures to color in! Impress yer friends and laugh til ye barf (but aim overboard because we've just swabbed the deck!) while a pirate, shark pirate, and mouse pirate (yes, we realized later we could have asked a pi-RATe, but this is one tough mouse pirate) answer the REAL questions you've always (or never) had about pirates . . .
Author | : J. A. Faust |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2009-06 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9780557072545 |
After youâve read the hundreds of golden pirate jokes inside, youâll be able to tell your friends âI have read hundreds of pirate jokes.â Your friends will say âTell us a pirate joke.â Then youâll tell your friends your favorite pirate joke (the one from page 43). The hills will be filled with roars of laughter as you deliver the punch line. Your grouchy neighbor will stick their head out the window and demand to know what all this noise is about. Once your friends have regained their composure theyâll tell your neighbor that you have just told them the best joke ever (not just the best pirate joke, but the best joke). Your neighbor will say âOh yeah, whatâs this joke?â You say that youâll tell the joke again if your neighbor agrees to drop the complaints they registered against you with the neighborhood committee. Your neighbor says âForget it!â Well, itâs only a pirate joke book, you canât expect it to solve all your problems.
Author | : David Lewman |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 54 |
Release | : 2007-04-24 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1416936041 |
This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore. Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues? He was on a treasure haunt. Why are pirate flags always grouchy? Because they have crossbones. Why do pirates like to play baseball? They love to steal the bases.
Author | : Debbie Cressey |
Publisher | : Xist Publishing |
Total Pages | : 17 |
Release | : 2019-09-15 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1532413327 |
What's a pirate's favorite book? One filled with pirate jokes, of course! This arrgh-tastic collection of pirate jokes from Debbie Cressey, will get kids talking and laughing like a true pirate. Sofia Sita's vibrant illustrations transform the jokes into an engaging narrative through the funniest parts of pirate life. Perfect for "Talk like a Pirate Day" or any pirate-loving child!
Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 90 |
Release | : 2016-05-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1626866139 |
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author | : Ian Rylett |
Publisher | : Red Fox |
Total Pages | : 78 |
Release | : 1990-01-01 |
Genre | : English wit and humor |
ISBN | : 9780099704805 |
Author | : Roger Price |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 50 |
Release | : 2007-04-19 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 0843123133 |
Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about pirates! Yo-ho, yo-ho, a NOUN's life for me! With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about treasure chests, peg legs, and naval battles, Pirates Mad Libs is the perfect activity for any fan of pirate history! Play alone, in a group, or on a pirate ship! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Pirates Mad Libs includes: - Silly stories: 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories all about pirates! - Language arts practice: Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills. - Fun with Friends: each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!
Author | : Jonathan Swan |
Publisher | : Random House |
Total Pages | : 578 |
Release | : 2007 |
Genre | : English wit and humor |
ISBN | : 0091913691 |
Man Walks Into A Bar 2 is the second volume of the hugely popular joke series. A one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. The jokes are ordered thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns,
Author | : Meg Clibbon |
Publisher | : Zero to Ten |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2001 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 9781840890822 |
Some pirates are big and strong, some are tall and thin and cunning. Pirates can come in many different shapes and sizes but... all pirates are very, very wicked!!! So, if you want to be a pirate, then you'll need a hat, a spotty hanky, sea boots (or boot if you only have one leg!) earrings... and this book has all necessary ideas and hints and instructions to help.
Author | : Joke Books for Kids |
Publisher | : Joke Books for Kids |
Total Pages | : 72 |
Release | : 2018-05-29 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1984877194 |
What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages!