The Ultimate Book Of Dad Jokes
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| Author | : Gordon Hideaki Nagai |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 118 |
| Release | : 2016-05-10 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1612435904 |
A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
| Author | : Hugh Murmie |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 108 |
| Release | : 2020-05-10 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
| Author | : Editors of Cider Mill Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 286 |
| Release | : 2021-05-25 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1646431359 |
The complete collection of the World's Greatest Dad Jokes is here, with more puns, quips, and corny one-liners than ever that are sure to get eyes rolling Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, with more puns, quips, and corny one-liners than ever that are sure to get eyes rolling. With hundreds of jokes that will make you groan--then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they're good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he's heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse.
| Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 254 |
| Release | : 2017-09-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1684120071 |
Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
| Author | : Jim Chumley |
| Publisher | : Hachette UK |
| Total Pages | : 166 |
| Release | : 2018-01-11 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1786855704 |
Child: Dad, I’m hungry Dad: Hello hungry, I’m Dad! Celebrate the sense of humour that’s so bad it’s great with this ultimate collection of dad jokes. From cheesy one-liners to puns so terrible that they should probably be illegal, this book has it all – it’s sure to make you laugh and cry.
| Author | : Orange Hippo! |
| Publisher | : OH |
| Total Pages | : 193 |
| Release | : 2024-05-09 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 180069640X |
Dad's Time to Shine! War. Work. Wives. Brexit. Cost of living. Cholesterol. In-laws. Lost youth. Kids. The list of things that make poor ol' Dad sad, tired and frustrated these days is growing by the minute, each one worse than the next. Dads have never been so unhappy, tired, stressed and overworked. Look at him – he looks terrible. He needs a break! While this may be terrible news for mums, grandparents and children, the return of dad jokes is the good news that all Dads needed to hear. It's packed with all the pun-tificating and funny feels Dads need to cheer them up... and get those laugh-out-loud groans they so desperately need to keep them operational. With more than 175 killer jokes (barely) contained within this tiny tome, this little book is so powerful with wholesome fatherly humour it will send the family packing to the in-laws in no time, just as Dad deserves. Job done. You're welcome. Why should you never trust stairs? Because they're always up to something.
| Author | : Venti Vinny |
| Publisher | : VENTI VINNY |
| Total Pages | : 134 |
| Release | : 2022-12-06 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : |
Super Fun Collection!! Over 800+ Super Rad Dad Jokes for Every Dad Joke Book Lover, the Perfect Gift for All Ages! Overloaded with Terribly Amazing, Family-Friendly Groans, Chuckles, Knee-Slapping, Sock-Falling Belly Laughs. (Humor Joke Kid Adult Family Book Collection) Dad Jokes, Joke Book, Father, Dad, Son, Daughter, Rad What’s more amusing than watching your dad repeat the same ole jokes year after year and watch the room squirm uncomfortably because they are just that bad...or good? You’ve heard that joke so many times you can repeat it word for word. Who doesn’t love Dad jokes?!? We definitely love our dad for telling punny one-liners and making him think he has quite the gift of gab…and jab. Gift your dad the ultimate book to polish up his storyteller skills and have the room in tears – because they can’t take it anymore! Dad Jokes are the best! This collection will get Dad’s creative juices flowing and he’ll love these corny, off the wall puns and riddles. So, sit back and watch him take immense pleasure in seeing people laugh (and groan) from the blatant simplicity of a few crafty words. You look at him, sigh, and all you can say is, “That’s MY Dad?”
| Author | : Scott McNeely |
| Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
| Total Pages | : 348 |
| Release | : 2012-01-13 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1452113157 |
Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.
| Author | : Kathi Wagner |
| Publisher | : Castle Point Books |
| Total Pages | : 465 |
| Release | : 2019-09-10 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1250238692 |
A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes! A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!
| Author | : David Minkoff |
| Publisher | : Portico |
| Total Pages | : 415 |
| Release | : 2013-04-11 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1909396257 |
This is, quite simply, the most comprehensive collection of Jewish jokes, ever! The author has sourced over 1000 jokes and witty anecdotes that will have your sides splitting. With topics ranging from Rabbis to relationships; hairdressers to honeymoons; Bar Mitzvahs to bodybuilders; and from shopping, dating and in-laws to miracles, Viagra and chutzpah - and you don't have to be Jewish to enjoy them. This unique book also contains jokes for children, a compatability test for dating couples, humourous quips that can be used in speeches for special occasions, and a generous sprinkling of naughtier jokes.
