The Twelve Burps of Christmas

The Twelve Burps of Christmas
Author: Nancy Krulik
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 136
Release: 2012-11-08
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1101620668

George burps his way through the holidays! In the first Super Special of Nancy Krulik's popular series, George stars in two stories! Between the class play and his old best friend's surprise visit, the Christmas celebrations are shaping up to be a season of fun! But of course the magic burps--an even dozen of them--put a crazy spin on all his plans. If only Santa could leave George a cure for burps under the tree!

The Twelve Burps of Christmas (Super Special)

The Twelve Burps of Christmas (Super Special)
Author: Nancy Krulik
Publisher:
Total Pages: 184
Release: 2012
Genre:
ISBN: 9780329947330

Winter vacation is just around the corner! But the return of the magic burps - a whole dozen of them! - threatens to make the holidays about as fun as a lump of coal in a Christmas stocking. If only George could find a cure for the burps under the tree!

The Twelve Dogs of Christmas

The Twelve Dogs of Christmas
Author: Emma Kragen
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2001-09
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0849979463

The perfect gift for pet lovers of all ages. Get ready for fun and lots of laughter. This delightful take on the traditional song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" is the funniest, furriest, freshest way to laugh through the holidays. Each day in the song reflects a different breed of dog, with original photography of snoring sheepdogs, chomping Chihuahuas, and even dancing Dalmatians-plus a free CD of the song. The CD not only has 25 kids (plus dogs and a cat) doing the song, but it also includes a Karaoke version of the song that kids can sing along with.

The Burp Box

The Burp Box
Author: Nancy Krulik
Publisher: Grosset & Dunlap
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2011-10-13
Genre:
ISBN: 9780448456973

Collects the first four books in the George Brown, class clown series, in which George, who vows to be a model student, gains a magical super burp that gets him into trouble.

Lock and Key

Lock and Key
Author: Sarah Dessen
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 434
Release: 2008-04-22
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1440633002

A New York Times bestseller Unlock your heart and the rest will follow. Ruby is used to taking care of herself. But now that she’s living with her sister, she’s got her own room, she’s going to a good school, and her future looks bright. Plus there’s the adorable boy next door. Can Ruby learn to open her heart and let him in? “All the Dessen trademarks here” —Publishers Weekly, starred review Also by Sarah Dessen: Along for the Ride Dreamland Just Listen Keeping the Moon The Moon and More Someone Like You That Summer This Lullaby The Truth About Forever What Happened to Goodbye

Max's Bunny Business

Max's Bunny Business
Author: Rosemary Wells
Publisher: Puffin Books
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2016-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1101997036

Ruby and her friend Louise set up a lemonade stand to earn money to buy matching rings, but Max foils their plan.

Where No Gods Came

Where No Gods Came
Author: Sheila O'Connor
Publisher: University of MICHIGAN REGIONAL
Total Pages: 216
Release: 2003-08-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

In a compelling novel about the difficulties of assimilation, the author of Tokens of Grace traces the life of a young girl caught in a web of lies designed to protect her. Winner of the 2003 Michigan Literary Fiction Award. (General Fiction).

Lice Check #12

Lice Check #12
Author: Nancy Krulik
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014-02-20
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0448461129

Head lice have invaded Edith B. Sugarman Elementary School, and George wants nothing more than to remain scotch-free from the vermin. Well, that and he wants his dad's booth at Career Day to be infinitely more popular than his enemy Louis Farley's dad's booth. He even bet his skull ring for Louis's wheelie sneakers to prove his dad's job is cooler. But when it comes to the day of the event, George isn't so confident he will win the bet . . . or stay lice-free!

Did Somebody Step on a Duck?

Did Somebody Step on a Duck?
Author: Jim Dawson
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
Total Pages: 194
Release: 2010-05-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 158008348X

This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”