The Soccer Mom's Manual

The Soccer Mom's Manual
Author: Laurel Phillips
Publisher: 307 Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2000-10
Genre: Parent and child
ISBN: 9780965944533

So you thought that youth soccer would only impact your child's life. Yes, we thought that too. Help is here! This manual spells out what you need to know about your child's sports experience including: the time, money and equipment it takes; which rules may trigger controversy; the care and feeding of young athletes; the behaviour that's expected (yours), and what's ahead as your child gets older. Written by mums, this handy how-to is a 'heads-up' that can make your child's soccer experience a better one for your athlete, your family, and you.

The Official American Youth Soccer Organization Handbo

The Official American Youth Soccer Organization Handbo
Author: John Ouelette
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 260
Release: 2010-06-15
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 1451603517

The first book endorsed by AYSO -- the organization that soccer moms and dads trust most -- that presents all the basics of youth soccer If you are a soccer parent, coach, or referee, or just a youth soccer enthusiast, The Official American Youth Soccer Organization Handbook is for you. Dr. Vincent Fortanasce, Lawrence Robinson, and John Ouellette, the National AYSO coach, have written the book that will help everyone to better understand the rules, regulations, and skills that are essential to the game and a rewarding soccer experience for the children who play. In a straightforward, easy-to-follow style, The Official AYSO Handbook covers: the five philosophies of AYSO: everyone plays, balanced teams, open registration, positive coaching, and good sportsmanship the responsibilities of each position the complete rules of youth soccer, including offside, throw-ins, and penalty kicks skills such as ball control, goalkeeping, heading, and shooting short-sided soccer rules for children between the ages of six and twelve information for the prevention and treatment of the most common soccer injuries AYSO is the best and most trusted youth soccer authority. And now, Fortanasce, Robinson, and Ouellette have collected AYSO's expertise in this indispensable book -- a must-have for anyone who embraces the important role that youth soccer can play in a child's life.

The Official Soccer Mom Devotional

The Official Soccer Mom Devotional
Author: Lynne Thompson
Publisher: Revell
Total Pages: 135
Release: 2008-04-01
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 144122596X

"Soccer moms" are those spending enormous amounts of time transporting school-aged children (and their friends) to various events--sporting, academic, musical and social--on top of all of the other things they do. Where does this leave time for connecting with God? For those who are part of this sisterhood of moms on the go, help is at hand--and you will still get to these events on time! With The Official Soccer Mom's Devotional, no matter where a mom finds herself, whether it be waiting for the kids to get out of school or finish an athletic or extracurricular practice, she will have a resource right at her fingertips that will provide a mini devotional time with God. Help moms feel rejuvenated in their souls with inspiration, checklists, appropriate Scripture that applies to a "soccer mom's" day, fun stuff, a Mom's Space page, and practical soccer mom tips and quizzes.

You Know You're a Mom

You Know You're a Mom
Author: Harry Harrison
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2017-04-04
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 0718090675

For every woman who has posted 800 pictures of her baby on Instagram. One day that little plus sign appears on the stick, and you realize your life is about to change forever—you’re going to be a mom! Whether you’re still in the days of 2am feedings and loads of dirty diapers, or you’ve made it to that bittersweet moment of their college graduation, this book will make you laugh out loud with its insightful and funny observations about motherhood. From the days when you read every parenting book ever written—while your husband plays golf—to the hours you spent polishing up your adult child’s resume, parenting is a roller coaster. Harry H. Harrison Jr. makes it just a little easier with his trademark humor and truisms as you learn that your job as a mom is the most important one you’ll ever have.

Succubus Soccer Mom

Succubus Soccer Mom
Author: Jacquelyn Faye
Publisher:
Total Pages: 310
Release: 2020-03
Genre:
ISBN: 9781945893124

You know that bitch from hell everybody talks about? That's me. I mean that literally.I was born in the seventh circle of Hell to two demons of noble lineage. Know what that means? Squat. My brimstone birth certificate and five bucks might get me a cup of coffee from Starbucks. The minute I was born, they handed me off to a wet nurse, sent me to earth, and left me to fend for myself. I suppose, I should thank them. They taught me at an early age that there is nothing in either world more important than self-sufficiency.To survive, I needed money. So, naturally, I became a stripper.Don't judge, it paid the bills. A lot of them. And it provided a solution to my particular dietary requirements. I'm a succubus. We eat lust for breakfast. And lunch. And dinner. What better place to get it than a seedy, smoke-filled bar full of horndogs shoving dollar bills in your thong?Life was good.Then, I met Ryan and fell in love. He knew what I was and loved me anyway. I loved him so much that we got married and I gave him twin children. And then he died.And left me alone.Okay, not completely alone. He left me two kids to raise and a crippling sense of loss.So, I did what any demon would do, I loaded up the kids and moved a thousand miles to start a new life.Now, my Hell is in suburbia and the most evil things in my life are my home owners' association and the PTA. Maybe it wasn't too late to go back to Hell.This book is intended for mature audiences. 18+ readers only! It contains graphic language, sexual situations, and inappropriate humor. This is a fast burn reverse harem where the girl gets all the guys. Why Choose? Contains M/M and F/F scenes.

Soccer Mom

Soccer Mom
Author: Sports Champ Press
Publisher:
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2019-05-06
Genre:
ISBN: 9781097200733

8 X 10 Planner, Journal and Household Oversight book for Soccer Moms who are so busy and need help keeping track of all their activities. Six months' worth of planner works great to keep your life in control!

Soccer Mom Secrets

Soccer Mom Secrets
Author: Rachel Gunther
Publisher:
Total Pages: 292
Release: 2007-10
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9781434306999

This is the story about the life of Hayden Blackmore, a museum owner and collector of ancient artefacts in the City of Xoth, who is about to get more than he wanted. During one of his after work drinks, he meets a bartender who has found paintings and a book inside of a cave, and survived its creepy depths somehow. Curiously, Hayden takes this book only to realise that its power begins to take his humanity hostage. That is when he discovers the heinous Hall of Vengeance, and pries open an evil that the world has yet to see, only to be overcome by it. He is driven to fulfil the maddening wishes of his demonised master against his will.

The White Trash Mom Handbook

The White Trash Mom Handbook
Author: Michelle Lamar
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Total Pages: 240
Release: 2008-08-05
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1429935227

A mommy manifesto for the mom who proudly strives to be less-than-perfect Michelle Lamar is a wry observer of the politics of elementary schools, the perfect moms who run them, and the kids who are trying to grow up without being embarrassed to death by their parents. This book imparts invaluable advice on how to survive the brutal world of parenting, bake sales, and the PTA. The White Trash Mom Handbook is a welcome and humorous approach to handling the pressures of modern-day motherhood. Readers can get a good laugh while learning the knowledge and skills needed to become a White Trash Mom: Fake Bakin' - transform store-bought treats into bake sale bestsellers! Making Friends - how to spot a fellow White Trash Mom from 50 paces Helping Out - give back to the school without sacrificing your time or sanity. The White Trash Mom Handbook will teach moms to let go of being the best and embrace their inner rebel so they can enjoy their kids more, avoid PTA purgatory, and get a real life.

Soccer Mom

Soccer Mom
Author: Paula Massie
Publisher: Sideline Soccer
Total Pages: 160
Release: 1998
Genre: Mother and child
ISBN: 9780966538809

Finally! A book that speaks directly to soccer mom's everywhere. Are you on a soccer field every weekend? Carpools? Snack duty? You are not alone. Join author and fellow "Soccer Mom", Paula Massie as she takes a humorous look at the world of youth soccer.