The Snot Goblin

The Snot Goblin
Author: Mira Mee
Publisher:
Total Pages: 38
Release: 2004
Genre: Children's stories, New Zealand
ISBN: 9780476004788

What is it like having a Goblin in your closet? Meet Snot, a lovable little fellow with big hairy ears, upside down eyes who enjoys eating bogeys, flies and anything gross. Suggested level: junior, primary.

Snot Goblins and Other Tasteless Tales

Snot Goblins and Other Tasteless Tales
Author: Rob Kutner
Publisher: First Second
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2023-07-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1250344840

Mucus monsters! Rock-and-rollin’ trolls! All-powerful rotting cat-mummies! What would YOU do if your boogers tried to take over the world? What if teen-girl ghosts unleashed an army of pooping cockroaches on you? You’ve got a front-row seat to see kids (and trolls, and vampires) just like you taking on the GROSSEST challenges IN THE WORLD! So hold your nose, grab your stomach, and get ready for the World’s Most Repulsive Storyteller(TM) to send five tales of disgustingly hilarious horror right into your eye-holes. You won’t know whether to split your sides laughing, hurl chunks, or both!

The Snotgoblin and Fluff

The Snotgoblin and Fluff
Author: Mira Mee
Publisher:
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2005
Genre: Children's stories, New Zealand
ISBN: 9780476014565

There are snotgoblins everywhere! Snot's family have moved in, bringing burps, silly scratch fights and nosepicking to every corner of the room. But something is wrong. One goblin has to leave. Suggested level: junior.

Knights and Bikes: Wheels of Legend

Knights and Bikes: Wheels of Legend
Author: Gabrielle Kent
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 239
Release: 2023-09-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1728237351

More friendship, magic, and laugh-out loud adventure in this hilarious chapter book series! A new mystery has rolled onto Penfurzy Island, and the Rebel Bicycle Club are ready to investigate! Nessa, Demelza, and their goose, Captain Honkers, are excited to explore a traveling carnival that's come to Penfurzy, and soon they befriend Jack, the son of the carnival owner. But strange things are happening too, like odd tremors that shake the island! Does it have anything to do with the fact that the carnival comes to Penfurzy only every ten years? It's up to the friends to do what they do best: save the day from a fate worse than homework. An adventure with twists, turns and gross-out trailer park invaders guaranteed to make you laugh!

For Whom the Horn Honks

For Whom the Horn Honks
Author: Bic Nibson
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 313
Release: 2017-08-26
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1543486932

This is a tale about a club for eccentrics that exists under the guise of an academic establishment; Yoxford University. Through its history dating back to 1791 it accumulated great wealth. The university came to the attention of the press some years ago and was dubbed the home of the strange, the deranged and a small fortune. The university was only in the public eye for a few days then all returned to normal and no more was thought of the press reports, no more that is until the recent death of Professor Extraordinarius, Richard Chaleskins. The professor died a very bizarre death and apparently by his own hand. This was shocking enough for all on campus but they were shocked further the next morning when many received a package in the post that Professor Charleskins had apparently posted just before he took his own life. The packages contained copies of a book he had written and had had privately and secretly printed. The book contained cloaked warnings that the historical press reports of Yoxfords small fortune had attracted the interest of organised crime and that the university was about to be stung, stung to death. To add emphasis to his warning the copy he sent the universitys dean he renamed for whom the horn honks, it honks for thee Basil Friggwynt-Witt. Will this be the end of Yoxford University or will the old adage The Lord looks after fools and Englishmen prove true.

The Goblin Crown

The Goblin Crown
Author: Robert Hewitt Wolfe
Publisher: Turner Publishing Company
Total Pages: 314
Release: 2016-11-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1681626144

Billy Smith is having a rough first day of high school. The new kid at exclusive Francis Drake Prep, Billy embarrasses himself in front of fiery, beautiful Lexi Aquino. He makes an instant enemy in Kurt Novac, the school’s surly star quarterback. Then suddenly Billy, Lexi, and Kurt are mysteriously transported to an underworld teeming with goblins, strange animal hybrids, and powerful magic—the fact that they’re stuck there is probably Billy’s fault, too. With help from an unlikely goblin leader named Hop, the teens soon discover that goblins can be both fierce and friendly, with their own rich language, culture, and history—a history that foretells of a human arriving to claim the Goblin Crown and lead them to victory against the deadly, invading Hanorians. Could Billy—anxious, awkward Billy—be the mythical Goblin King? Could saving the goblin race be his destiny and the key to getting him, Lexi, and Kurt back home?

Bad Motherpuckers: Volume One

Bad Motherpuckers: Volume One
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
Total Pages: 687
Release: 2021-10-19
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Three HOT Standalone hockey rom coms including… HOT AS PUCK The things I want to do to my sweet, kindergarten-teaching, mitten-crocheting best friend Libby Collins are ten different kinds of wrong. Maybe twenty. But I'm a firm believer in teaching by example, and by the end of our first sex lesson, we've graduated to a hands on approach to her education: my hands all over her, her hands all over me, and her hot mouth melting beneath mine as I prove to her there isn't a damned thing wrong with the way she kisses. Give me a month, and I'll transform Libby from wall flower to wall banger, and ensure she's confident enough to seduce any guy she wants. Problem is... the only guy I want her seducing is me. SEXY MOTHERPUCKER Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws' house, or in a hotel room where we're sharing one very small, very squeaky bed. I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if she's beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I've ever known? I don't want to fall in love. I really don't. The whole "pretend girlfriend" thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time. But when it comes to Laura? Hell, maybe I'm just not cut out for faking it. PUCK AHOLIC I hate my new roommate… And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga. Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain's little sister, and he will break my face if I'm not a perfect gentleman. I try to be. Really, I do. But Diana has all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I'm not gonna lie--I fall for every single one of them. Especially the one where she warns me not to fall for her.

Goblin Nation

Goblin Nation
Author: Jean Rabe
Publisher: Wizards of the Coast
Total Pages: 300
Release: 2010-01-26
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0786956445

The climactic conclusion to the Stonetellers saga! Goblin Nation concludes The Stonetellers trilogy, finding Direfang and his army of goblins and hobgoblins deep in the Qualinesti Forest. Although they are far from the Dark Knights' mining camp they escaped from, they are also far from safe. The forest is fraught with its own deadly dangers--with the entire world seemingly bent on keeping the goblins from founding their new homeland. But Direfang is resolute and will risk all their lives in a final bid for freedom.

Goblins

Goblins
Author: Philip Reeve
Publisher: Scholastic UK
Total Pages: 218
Release: 2012-04-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1407135333

Always busy squabbling, the goblins who live in the great towers of Clovenstone spend all their time fighting and looting. Only clever young Skarper understands that dark magic created by a vanquished sorcerer is rising again. From the lands of men come fortune-seekers - and soon trolls, giants, cloud-maidens, swamp monsters, tree-warriors, humans and bloodthirsty goblins alike are swept into a fabulous magical conflict! Enter a wild world of magical creatures and heroic adventure in this thrilling new fantasy from the extraordinary imagination of Philip Reeve.

Goblinhood

Goblinhood
Author: Jen Calleja
Publisher: Rough Trade Books
Total Pages: 173
Release: 2024-09-19
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 1914236467

As formally inventive as readers have come to expect from one of the most daring writers around, and as wild and tricky as its subject matter requires, Goblinhood: Goblin as a Mode presents us with a series of essays and poems that playfully, artfully propound Jen Calleja's theory of 'goblinhood'——a theory that takes in all aspects of pop culture from film, tv, literature and art as well as the author's personal and original examinations of grief, lust, family histories and the physical fact of living in the world as it is. Goblinhood is a perpetually and variously curious, visceral addition to Calleja's remarkable oeuvre.