The Slackers Guide to U.S. History

The Slackers Guide to U.S. History
Author: Don Stewart
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 184
Release: 2009-09-18
Genre: History
ISBN: 1440504393

What does Miley Cyrus have in common with Sacagawea? How could Steve Jobs have helped Eisenhower? What does the moon landing have to do with the Hilton sisters? In less time than it takes to recite the preamble to the Constitution, most Americans can spout off all their U.S. history knowledge. (Hint: it starts with “In 1492” and ends with “sailed the ocean blue.”) That’s because most history books are as interesting as the phone book—and have the same number of pages. The average Joe (the guy who TiVo’d John Adams on HBO but won’t make Colonial Williamsburg his next vacation spot) needs a witty and edgy history book—and he has it, with with this guide. Hysterical authors—and self-described slackers—Don Stewart and John Pfeifer give readers the bare minimum on important events such as: The Civil War (the war that pitted brother vs. brother—about the bruthas) The expedition of Lewis and Clark (the ultimate road trip) The Boston Tea Party (not much of a party unless that tea was from Long Island) The assassination of JFK (one vacation that ended particularly badly) Combining current pop culture references and accessible historical information, this satirical book catches readers up on what they slept through in History 101.

A Slackers Guide to Becoming a UX Wordsmith

A Slackers Guide to Becoming a UX Wordsmith
Author: Scott La Counte
Publisher: Ridiculously Simple Books
Total Pages: 98
Release:
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN:

Interested in a career as a UX Writer? This is your one-stop-shop to learn the ins and outs of UX writing. Written with a sprinkle of humor and a generous dose of expertise, this book will guide you through the fascinating world of user experience, helping you understand the crucial role of UX writing in creating delightful and engaging digital products. Embark on a journey through the essential aspects of UX writing, from developing a conversational tone to writing for accessibility, mastering CTAs, and creating user flow narratives. Our friendly and humorous approach makes this comprehensive guide a joy to read and ensures you'll retain the valuable knowledge it imparts. In this book, you'll discover: The importance of writing with empathy and understanding your audience How to create a seamless user experience through powerful microcopy Tips for collaborating effectively with design, development, and product management teams The art of crafting compelling and empathetic error messages and system feedback The secrets to creating an impressive UX writing portfolio that'll land you the job of your dreams But wait, there's more! Our ultimate guide dives deep into topics such as internationalization and localization, user onboarding principles, and establishing a shared language and style guide. We also cover continuous learning, professional development, and networking to keep you at the top of your UX writing game. With this book, you'll gain a wealth of knowledge, practical advice, and real-world examples that will transform you into a UX writing superstar. Are you ready to write your way to success? Grab your copy today and embark on a thrilling journey towards UX writing mastery!

The Art of Procrastination

The Art of Procrastination
Author: John Perry
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Total Pages: 113
Release: 2012-08-28
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 0761175008

At last: Self-help for procrastinators. (The secret: acceptance!) Filled with charm, tongue-in-cheek wit, and the insights of a lifelong introspective dawdler, The Art of Procrastination is a philosophical self-help program for every reader who suffers the pangs of being a procrastinator. John Perry celebrates this nearly universal character flaw by pointing out how often procrastinators are, paradoxically, doers. They may not be accomplishing everything on their to-do lists, but that doesn’t make them slackers. It just indicates a need to rethink the to-do list. He also introduces the philosophical notion of akrasia (the mystery of why we often choose to act against our better judgement), examines the torturous relationship between procrastination and perfectionism, and shows how to give yourself permission to do an imperfect but, in fact, perfectly good job. These are strategies—task triage, horizontal organization. Underlying causes—right-parenthesis deficit disorder. Anecdotes and ideas. But above all, an attitude of acceptance. Pat yourself on the back for what you manage to get done—but don’t stop enjoying that time you waste, too. Who knows where daydreams will lead?

Confessions of a Prayer Slacker

Confessions of a Prayer Slacker
Author: Diane Moody
Publisher: Sheaf House Publishers
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2010
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 9780982483244

Ive read several books about prayer over the years but this one is by far my favorite! Diane is a gifted writer who will help you uncover so many misconceptions youve picked up which have damaged your prayer life over the years. I cant tell you how many ah-ha moments I had in the midst of this enlightening, inspiring, read. Ive been inspired to start an entire new prayer journey! Pete Wilson, pastor of Cross Point Community Church, Nashville, Tennessee

Bare Minimum Parenting

Bare Minimum Parenting
Author: James Breakwell
Publisher: Atlantic Books
Total Pages: 157
Release: 2018-11-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1786496976

The slacker's guide to parenting from the Twitter's most popular dad! Overachieving parents want you to believe the harder you work, the better your children your will turn out. That lie ends now. The truth is most kids end up remarkably unremarkable no matter what you do, so you might as well achieve mediocrity by the easiest possible route. In Bare Minimum Parenting, amateur parenting sort-of expert James Breakwell will teach you to stop worrying and embrace your child's destiny as devastatingly average. To get there, you'll have to overcome your kid, other parents, unnecessary sporting activity, broccoli, and yourself. Everyone will try to make your life more difficult than necessary. Honestly, by reading this far, you're already trying too hard. But don't stop now. You're exactly the kind of person who needs this book. Reviews for James Breakwell Hilarious! - The Sun VERY funny Twitter feed - The Daily Mail The most hilarious man on Twitter - The Telegraph The funniest dad on Twitter - BuzzFeed

Slacker

Slacker
Author: Gordon Korman
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 242
Release: 2016-04-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 054582317X

From the bestselling author of Swindle and Ungifted comes the funny, fantastic story of an underachiever who ends up achieving much more than any overachiever could ever imagine. Cameron Boxer is very happy to spend his life avoiding homework, hanging out with his friends, and gaming for hours in his basement. It's not too hard for him to get away with it . . . until he gets so caught up in one game that he almost lets his house burn down around him.Oops.It's time for some serious damage control--so Cameron and his friends invent a fake school club that will make it seem like they're doing good deeds instead of slacking off. The problem? Some kids think the club is real--and Cameron is stuck being president.Soon Cameron is part of a mission to save a beaver named Elvis from certain extinction. Along the way, he makes some new friends--and some powerful new enemies. The guy who never cared about anything is now at the center of everything . . . and it's going to take all his slacker skills to win this round.

Middle Men

Middle Men
Author: Jim Gavin
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2013-02-19
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1451649363

A powerful, funny, and wise debut from a writer Esquire praises as “the second coming of Denis Johnson.” In this widely acclaimed story collection, Jim Gavin delivers a hilarious and panoramic vision of California, in which a number of down-on-their-luck men, from young dreamers to old vets, make valiant forays into middle-class respectability. Each of the men in Gavin’s stories is stuck somewhere in the middle, caught halfway between his dreams and the often crushing reality of his life. A work of profound humanity that pairs moments of high comedy with searing truths about life’s missed opportunities, Middle Men brings to life unforgettable characters as they learn what it means to love and work and exist in the world as a man. Hailed as a “modern-day Dubliners” (Time Out ) and “reminiscent of Tom Perotta’s best work” (The Boston Globe), this stellar debut has the Los Angeles Review of Books raving, “Middle Men deserves its hype and demonstrates a top-shelf talent. . . . A brilliant sense of humor animates each story and creates a state of near-continuous reading pleasure.”

Jam

Jam
Author: Yahtzee Croshaw
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2018-05-29
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 150670641X

We were prepared for an earthquake. We had a flood plan in place. We could even have dealt with zombies. Probably. But no one expected the end to be quite so... sticky... or strawberry scented. Yahtzee Croshaw (Mogworld, Zero Punctuation Reviews) returns to print with a follow-up to his smash-hit debut: Jam, a dark comedy about the one apocalypse no one predicted. * The hilarious new novel by the author of Mogworld! * Croshaw's Zero Punctuation Reviews is the most viewed video game review on the web! * For lovers of bizarre horror and unforgettable characters! "[Croshaw is] able to pull off slapstick comedy in print, and that's no easy feat." –ComicsAlliance

Kind of Sort of Fine

Kind of Sort of Fine
Author: Spencer Hall
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2021-06-22
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1534483004

Senior year changes everything for two teens in this poignant, funny coming-of-age story that looks at what happens when the image everyone has of us no longer matches who we really are. Senior year of high school is full of changes. For Hayley Mills, these changes aren’t exactly welcome. All she wants is for everyone to forget about her very public breakdown and remember her as the overachiever she once was—and who she’s determined to be again. But it’s difficult to be seen as a go-getter when she’s forced into TV Production class with all the slackers like Lewis Holbrook. For Lewis, though, this is going to be his year. After a summer spent binging 80s movies, he’s ready to upgrade from the role of self-described fat, funny sidekick to leading man of his own life—including getting the girl. The only thing standing in his way is, well, himself. When the two are partnered up in class, neither is particularly thrilled. But then they start making mini documentaries about their classmates’ hidden talents, and suddenly Hayley is getting attention for something other than her breakdown, and Lewis isn’t just a background character anymore. It seems like they’re both finally getting what they want—except what happens when who you’ve become isn’t who you really are?

Headpress Guide to the Counter Culture

Headpress Guide to the Counter Culture
Author: Temple Drake
Publisher: Critical Vision
Total Pages: 260
Release: 2004
Genre: Education
ISBN: 9781900486354

An indispensable sampling of the vast assortment of publications which exist as an adjunct to the mainstream press, or which promote themes and ideas that may be defined as pop culture, alternative, underground or subversive. Updated and revised from the pages of the critically acclaimed Headpress journal, this is an enlightened and entertaining guide to the counter culture - including everything from cult film, music, comics and cutting-edge fiction, by way of its books and zines, with contact information accompanying each review.