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Author | : Jordan Reid |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 178 |
Release | : 2017-04-25 |
Genre | : Health & Fitness |
ISBN | : 0735213682 |
The ultimate must-have for any mom-to-be with a sense of humor: an irreverent, laugh-out-loud activity book filled with quizzes, mazes, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, and hysterical musings on what pregnancy is really like. Baby shower gifts don't get more perfect than this. · Word finds: Sorry, Nope (all the stuff you’re not allowed to have anymore); Bad Baby Names (Murl, anyone?) · Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up · Lists: How to Register Without Crying; Things Every OB on the Planet Has Been Asked by Newly Pregnant Women · Journaling: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mom Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don’t Have to Listen · Quizzes: Which $1500 Stroller is Different? "Comfort, solidarity, entertainment, and maybe even total life enlightenment.”—Lauren Smith Brody, founder of The Fifth Trimester "Funny as hell.”—Amy Morrison, founder of Pregnant Chicken
Author | : Angela Garbes |
Publisher | : HarperCollins |
Total Pages | : 185 |
Release | : 2018-05-29 |
Genre | : Health & Fitness |
ISBN | : 0062662961 |
A candid, feminist, and personal deep dive into the science and culture of pregnancy and motherhood Like most first-time mothers, Angela Garbes was filled with questions when she became pregnant. What exactly is a placenta and how does it function? How does a body go into labor? Why is breast best? Is wine totally off-limits? But as she soon discovered, it’s not easy to find satisfying answers. Your obstetrician will cautiously quote statistics; online sources will scare you with conflicting and often inaccurate data; and even the most trusted books will offer information with a heavy dose of judgment. To educate herself, the food and culture writer embarked on an intensive journey of exploration, diving into the scientific mysteries and cultural attitudes that surround motherhood to find answers to questions that had only previously been given in the form of advice about what women ought to do—rather than allowing them the freedom to choose the right path for themselves. In Like a Mother, Garbes offers a rigorously researched and compelling look at the physiology, biology, and psychology of pregnancy and motherhood, informed by in-depth reportage and personal experience. With the curiosity of a journalist, the perspective of a feminist, and the intimacy and urgency of a mother, she explores the emerging science behind the pressing questions women have about everything from miscarriage to complicated labors to postpartum changes. The result is a visceral, full-frontal look at what’s really happening during those nine life-altering months, and why women deserve access to better care, support, and information. Infused with humor and born out of awe, appreciation, and understanding of the female body and its strength, Like a Mother debunks common myths and dated assumptions, offering guidance and camaraderie to women navigating one of the biggest and most profound changes in their lives.
Author | : Shira Kidron |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 142 |
Release | : 2016-01-01 |
Genre | : Health & Fitness |
ISBN | : 9789659253135 |
pregnancy coloring book: This calming, charming adult coloring book is for pregnant women who want and need to sit back, relax, take a deep breath, and let their creativity show from their inner soul.
Author | : MeMoments Creative |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 66 |
Release | : 2017-05-03 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781544740980 |
(Click on author bio to see a video of the book) IVF can be f*cking hard! That's the truth. Yes, it's wonderful that the technology exists and you'd do anything to get that 'little person' at the end of it, but wow, why does it often feel like you're being punished when you didn't commit a crime?! You're going to be stressed at some point in this journey. And drinking alcohol is a no-no they say...so what to do? Color. Coloring is a proven stress reliever, like meditation or hypnosis. IVF WTF?! contains 27 images for you to color, designed to support anyone on the IVF rollercoaster to relax, be mindful and de-stress. The phrases and images vary from simple to more complex to match your time and mood. What they all have in common is they were designed especially FOR YOU. Yes, you, the amazing woman going through it, who is often expected to just put up with all of IVF's emotional and physical demands as if it's just 'what you do'. It's not that bloody easy! And you deserve some 'MeMoments' to escape, process and have a giggle. Pick your page, get some colors and you're set. Happy Coloring! Product Details: * 27 designs on single sided bright white paper * A color test page and notes page. * Premium glossy finish cover design * Large format, roughly A4 size, 8.5" x11" pages. * For Grown-ups (even if you don't really feel like one on the inside)
Author | : Colleen Hoover |
Publisher | : Grand Central Publishing |
Total Pages | : 295 |
Release | : 2021-10-05 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 153872474X |
Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.
Author | : Natalie Meisner |
Publisher | : Fernwood Publishing |
Total Pages | : 241 |
Release | : 2014-05-01T00:00:00Z |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 1552666700 |
Girl meets girl. Girl marries girl. They want to have babies…but they need a little help. Double Pregnant is author Natalie Meisner’s light-hearted, poignant and informative true story about starting a family with her wife Viviën. Because Viviën is a woman of colour who was adopted into a white family, the couple wants their children to have a connection to their donor and decide against taking the anonymous, sperm clinic route. But they realize they are going to need some help. Taking matters into their own hands leads the couple to a series of often-hilarious “dates” with potential donors, all of whom have wildly different opinions on how the donation process should go, and how Natalie and Viviën should proceed as a new family.
Author | : Illustrated by: Adelajda Kolodziejska |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 96 |
Release | : 2016-04-21 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781780663890 |
Settle into the gorgeous illustrations of this brand-new colouring book from pregnancy and childbirth specialist publishers Pinter & Martin.
Author | : Keith Eddleman |
Publisher | : Firefly Books |
Total Pages | : 398 |
Release | : 2003 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 9781552977965 |
An authoritative and up-to-date reference. The Pregnancy Bible combines the knowledge and experience of medical specialists and family doctors -- all under the direction of practicing and widely published obstetricians. It follows the complete sequence of fetal development in utero week by week. Each step is illustrated with full color photography -- many of which are life-size. Dozens of step-by-step illustrations help make the many aspects of infant care easier to master. In-depth and highly readable information covers: Nutrition and exercise Cesarean section Planning for a home birth Options for pain relief Prenatal and postpartum care Coping with emotional changes Taking care of newborns Preparing a safe environment at home Quick reference gatefold spreads help keep track of important tests and check-ups for each trimester. Included is an in-depth directory of specialized tests and procedures available for both mother and child. The Pregnancy Bible is an extensive, accessible, up-to-the-minute sourcebook of everything expecting parents need to know, combining the knowledge and experience of many medical specialists and healthcare providers.
Author | : Rayven Monique |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 100 |
Release | : 2017-08-16 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781947364035 |
Color Your Way to Motherhood! Let's face it. Infertility and the path to pregnancy and motherhood can, at time, be stressful. Stress is the worst thing a woman trying to conceive can experience. This coloring book for adults features symbols of fertility and abundance to not only calm the mind and body, but to focus thoughts on images designed to bless the fertility process. Volume 1 in the Baby Bump series of Coloring Books for Adults, by Color Happy. The Baby Bump series is designed as a group of coloring books for adult relaxation. 47 Coloring Pages Full of Fertile Blessings Designed to give you plenty of calm, meditative time Printed one-sided Placing bleed sheet behind is recommended Features 19 different fertility symbols Pigs and Pomegranates Bamboo and Dragons Lightening and Rain Ostriches, Elephants, Fish and More PLUS (10) Bonus Pages to Print at Home Let positive and joy-filled thoughts flow through you, as you color your way to motherhood with this meditation style adult coloring book.
Author | : Black Publications |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 108 |
Release | : 2020-12-27 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : |
IVF could be difficult! This is the truth. Yes, it is wonderful that technology does exist and you would do everything to get the "little one" in this world. At some point in this journey, you or your loved one will be stressed. This Infertility Coloring book helps to ease your stress and boost your energy. This book includes 108 IVF Mandala coloring pages along with funny and motivational quotes. Sketch Board is also given to express your feelings; specially designed to boost your energy and relax you or your loved one on their IVF journey. The phrases and images are meant to illuminate your mood and make you feel good. This journey isn't so easy! So just relax and pick your page, get a couple of colors, and you're set. It includes: Two sides of the pages are divided into two categories which include Mandal-designed IVF pictures with inspirational and motivational quotes, while the other is sketch boards for expressing your feelings. 108-page white paper; Premium Matt finish cover Large format, size A4, pages 8.5" x11." A perfect gift to yourself or a loved one on this journey.